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14578319 No.14578319 [Reply] [Original]

I'm on the book of psalms

Do I have to read these? They're incredible dull

>> No.14578325

>>14578319
Yes, otherwise you will die.

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>>14578325

>> No.14578366

>>14578319
Old testament is jew fairytales
Read the 4 gospels, and decide who you believe in regards to the few contradictions among them. Then read acts, then revelation, and finally reread the gospel you determined was the best. Protip: john is the best, but you wont appreciate it until the second read through. Good luck.

>> No.14578386

>>14578319

Greetings anon. I'm you're superego. Do what I say or else you're a bad person who will be forsaken by God and society. If you don't read the entire book of Psalms, you're going to transform into a hell beast. You should be ashamed for being bored or wanting to skip anything you living breathing devil.

>People actually live this way.