Has a book ever made you cum?

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Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 07:08:11 No.14578207 [Reply] [Original]

Has a book ever made you cum?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 07:09:19 No.14578209 >>14578207 No but that one scene in It really got me going.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 07:32:09 No.14578262

my diary desu
but unironically, i jacked off to my old middle school diary to an extract where i "accidentally" grazed my hot classmate's ass with my semi-erect penis and saw her shoot me a seductive look. It never lead to anything and it only lasted like a good 3 seconds, but the mere memory is still enough to give me a raging erection years later

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 08:26:02 No.14578419 >>14578207 Vineland during the abduction part, pynchie is such a weeb

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 09:00:53 No.14578550 >>14578262 hell, just reading it secondhand gave me a half-chub

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 09:28:14 No.14578625 >>14578209 nonce

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 09:29:01 No.14578631 >>14578207 i am not a women, fucking tranny

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 09:29:33 No.14578634 50 shades

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 09:32:51 No.14578646 Unironically my first time jerking off was to Asha getting raped in Dance of Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 09:37:30 No.14578661 >>14578207 The Bible. "Abraham knew his wife" omg I can't believe they wrote such naughty stuff in the Bible

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 11:34:59 No.14579086 lolita

Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 11:51:17 No.14579160

>Few years back
>decide I'm going to go cold turkey before I wank myself in to oblivion
>focus on reading books as a distraction from the usual smut peddlers
>About two weeks of no nut
>Book I'm reading suddenly features my fav kink even down to like, obscure sub-kinks within it

Fucking Saturn's Children god damn it that nut was obscene.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 12:29:30 No.14579376

When I was in like middle school I read some erotic book hidden by my parents about some girl named Emanuelle or something like that going to India and everyone was having orgies and sex of all kinds. I remember being really hit by a phrase by some character, when she was having some doubts about having sex with another girl and she saw guys fucking other guys and girls fucking other girls and some person told her something along the lines of "when you get to this point it doesn't really matter who you have sex with"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 15:26:03 No.14580367 The diary of Anne Frank

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 15:30:12 No.14580404 >>14578550 Pynchon unironically writes good smut.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 15:31:14 No.14580415 >>14580404 Meant for >>14578419

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 15:34:03 No.14580435 >>14578207 120 Days of Sodom and Lady Chatterley's Lover

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 15:35:19 No.14580446 >>14578207 difference & repetition

Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 15:35:53 No.14580448

>>14580367
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea. But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 15:36:54 No.14580453

>>14580367
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 15:37:56 No.14580459

>>14580367
Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 15:38:57 No.14580465

>>14580367
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

Cums in Diary

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 15:49:06 No.14580517 >>14578207 Lolita did

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 16:02:24 No.14580589 my peepee used to get hard at erotic texts back in the oughties when i had very limited internet access maybe the widespread porno of today ruined this for many people

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 16:43:38 No.14580820 Is there a coomercore genre? I want to read lewds, but with good writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 18:44:26 No.14581486 >>14580820 houellebecq is a coomer

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 18:50:29 No.14581530 If Lolita doesn't make you cum you're a fag

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 18:57:26 No.14581565 >>14580448 God dammit jeff

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 19:10:22 No.14581627 >>14578207 The Nonexistent Knight - Calvino

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 19:14:15 No.14581650 >>14580404 Agreed, I remember jerking off to that one boat orgy part with the underage girl in Gravity's rainbow

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 19:18:43 No.14581678 >>14580448 H-hot. I would also like to be Franks baby daddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 21, 2020 21:28:55 No.14582326 >>14578207 unironically masterbated to a copy of lolita from the library, came all over the front cover.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 01:22:18 No.14583460 >>14578661 wait until you get to the song of solomon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 01:44:22 No.14583561 I discovered masturbation while reading the section in Count of Monte Cristo where the guy has sex with statues

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 09:16:40 No.14584774 >>14580404 Im not even a footfag but that Bleeding Edge shit is bonerfuel

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 09:30:17 No.14584811 >>14580435 philosophy in the bedroom made me cum

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 12:34:05 No.14585655 File: 212 KB, 640x1136, D999E74B-BBD7-482A-8D33-9483945F8F11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This shitty thread is up but pics good on topic literature thread was deleted Fuck these shitty jannies ruining this board

Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 13:11:25 No.14585862
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I'll share what I know. I watch a non-normal amount of porn. It usually takes around 10 to 25 minutes to get aroused.
But when I read the erotic scenes from Cervantes, even the only hinted ones, shit turns me on. Which is a problem because I'm usually on the bus when I read Cervantes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 13:26:33 No.14585933 >>14585862 That's a literary boner, anon. Display it with pride.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 13:51:05 No.14586085

>>14578262
I have a similar memory from when I was 15 that I occasionally masturbate to. We were playing basketball in PE and while I tried to steal the ball from this one hot girl, she stopped bouncing it and grabbed it and I reached for it anyway, but somehow I touched her tits instead and kind of groped them for about two seconds until I realized what I was doing. She laughingly smiled at me, but obviously it didn't lead to anything either. Good memory though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 14:49:40 No.14586390 >>14578207 What is Enlightenment? by Kant

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 14:49:53 No.14586391 >>14581650 This one was insane. I cam really close too. The Hotel scene with katja was also pretty estimulating.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 15:18:42 No.14586588 If you didn't orgasm when macduff walked in with macbeth's head you're a homo

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 15:56:48 No.14586836 The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. I don't remember if one of the habits was jerking off or not

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 19:06:47 No.14587943 >>14583460 I hear job is kinky

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 19:07:58 No.14587953 >>14580448 >>14580453 >>14580459 >>14580465 Based and semen stained mountaintop pilled

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 19:10:24 No.14587968 >>14578207 Tropic of Cancer but I kind of forced it Also smut

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 22:25:08 No.14589008 >>14578207 The Bible

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 22:30:06 No.14589030 >>14578207 honestly i got a couple hardons reading crash

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 22, 2020 23:07:07 No.14589229 Story of the Eye

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 01:13:57 No.14589775 >>14579160 What kink

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 01:41:15 No.14589881 >>14578262 Care to post an excerpt?

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>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 06:41:30 No.14590674 >>14579086 >>14580517 >>14581530 >>14579086 based

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>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 06:44:03 No.14590678 >>14580404 GR was hot till the man ate the shit, now just seeing the cover is a Pavlovian boner kill

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 08:50:17 No.14591041 got a boner when enkidu had sex with shamhat for the first time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 08:52:01 No.14591044 >>14580446 this but unironically

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 09:02:55 No.14591068 File: 59 KB, 1200x1600, IMG-20191129-WA0011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14578550 Just reading about your half-chub gave me a 3/4 stiffy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 09:08:21 No.14591086 >>14578207 The Japanese story in IoaWNaT.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 09:33:22 No.14591154 >>14580367 Fuck off Jeff

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 14:46:57 No.14592630 >>14590678 Just keep re-reading it until you start getting boners before people post the cover.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 15:28:39 No.14592824 >>14591068 Reading about your stiffy gave me a 7/8 boner

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 15:31:16 No.14592840 File: 251 KB, 867x1300, 71vPORUO1nL._SL1500_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14578207 Unironically this

Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 16:10:18 No.14593015
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>>14578207
I've been diddling myself to cheap romance books since middle school my friend. There's a reason all those shit romance book sell so well. They're more potent than 9/10ths of porn on the market.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 16:10:51 No.14593017 i jerked off to little birds by anais nin

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 16:16:48 No.14593046 >>14578207 I want to violently murder weebs. Yes, my revulsion of them extends this far.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 16:19:56 No.14593068 >>14593046 then why come to 4chan of all places?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 17:37:29 No.14593552 >>14593015 I've never read any of those, because the shirtless cowboys on the cover turn me off, but I am interested in cute, vanilla romances. Any recommendations?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 17:39:10 No.14593563 test

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 18:35:01 No.14593906 File: 15 KB, 195x296, 114299z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As a kid I whacked off to the cover of pic related, I think I destroyed it too. Thankfully the book wasn't of great importance.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 21:31:56 No.14594679
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>>14578207
i never coomed to it, but Naked Lunch got me very horny on multiple occasions.
i honestly think that half of why burroughs wrote it was for edgy eroticism and it was just so far out at the time that it's taken as art

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 21:51:42 No.14594761 I tried rubbing my dick on a few pages of Lolita but I got a papercut

Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 21:56:03 No.14594778

did anyone else jack off to literotica.cc? when I had a flip phone, or fuck maybe it was early touchscreens idk, with shit internet that was the shit. better than video porn even, and better loading times. of course, now I jack off to my own writing, the ultimate completion of a literature enthusiast.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 23:06:38 No.14595074
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>>14593552
You're going to potentially discredit everything I say after this but one of the best sources is fanfiction.com. It's stories are easy to get off on because they already have a sense of background and story built up so you can get into sooner. It's almost cheating because you can just pick anything you already enjoy and find "alternative literature" on it. Last I checked even The Bible has some. A good handful of the contributors are solid writers too, making most fics an overall enjoyable read. Just make sure to sort by favorites as there is a mountain of shit to wade through otherwise.

Actual books to get your rocks off? I'd recommend Outlander personally but that's just me. Its all historical the historical romance you would expect but the grittiness and filth of 1743 Scotland. It even has a tv show now if you really get caught up in it.

Check the young adult section for fluffy vanilla stories or even romance written prior to 1960. A lot of the older stuff is surprisingly good (and not as filthy) once you become accustomed to the way they write.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 23, 2020 23:45:27 No.14595248 File: 70 KB, 584x450, tigress-captain-and-teacher-affair-tintin-36260154-584-450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fanfiction, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 08:25:02 No.14596457 Yes, everyone has cum at least once to cheap pulp novel sexy/romance, even my mom did it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 11:21:45 No.14597137 >>14578207 No but i got a fuck load of paper cuts trying

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 11:38:22 No.14597233 First time I coomed involved a shitty fantasy novel. The scene involved a vampire luring away and subsequently killed a prostitute, and then playing with the corpse like doll. I was 11. God save me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 11:40:49 No.14597248 --like a doll.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 11:52:29 No.14597310 >>14597233 Soul >>14597248 Soulless

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 14:14:02 No.14598061 File: 20 KB, 293x474, 41MRYT0RZAL._SX291_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14578207

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 14:16:05 No.14598075 >>14578262 Kys

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 17:18:28 No.14598916 2666 unironically

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 17:44:17 No.14599034 >>14578207 Yeah there was this book by William Peter Blatty about a loli who gets possessed

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 19:17:27 No.14599479 >>14578207 The Sex scenes in American Gods (especially Bast) are really hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 24, 2020 19:32:16 No.14599538 >>14590671 >>14590673 >>14590675 What book is this?

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