Limericks

[Anonymous No.14559994]

Write a limerick.

[Anonymous No.14560012]

Niggers, a pungent stench they smell,
Are we already living in Hell?
In another world I'd like to live,
Everything and anything I would give.
"I hate niggers!", I like to yell.

[Anonymous No.14560030]

My name? Well, it's Adolf.
And yes, I do like to golf.
But not just yet,
I've got to get
Steel doors for the gas chambers because some moron installed wood doors and those just aren't gonna work.

[Anonymous No.14560047]

poopoo peepee
doopdoop eebee

[Anonymous No.14560052]

bum
whole

[Anonymous No.14560054]

>>14560012
That's limerick not, you big dummy
Your poetry's really quite crummy
It's short anapest
With interlude zest
You should really consider suicide

[Anonymous No.14560064]

There once was a fag named OP,
a troubled existence lived he.
When offered some cock,
he gobbled the lot,
and had no room left for tea!

[Anonymous No.14560080]

>>14559994
There once was a nigger named Jim
Whose arms and legs were too slim
He tried to pick cotton but his back it was rotten
So he ran away with Huck Finn.

[Anonymous No.14560096]

My sister, who I'd like to deflower
Her attitude has turned quite sour
She teeters and rocks
As she chokes on my cock
I assert my brotherly power

[Anonymous No.14560100]

>>14559994
There once was a goat from Raqqa
Whom people said was touched by Allah
When asked how they knew
The people said true,
"We saw it get fucked by the mullah"

[Anonymous No.14560154]

>>14559994
This board is primarily trannies,
The laws are enforced by jannies,
Who get hard at the sight
Of a butterfly's flight
And insist that she has a fanny.

[Anonymous No.14560155]

>>14559994
There once was a girl called Sibeen
The biggest cock-slut you'd ever seen
She crawled on all fours
To much great applause
For she was all she could ever have been.

[Anonymous No.14560220]

>>14559994
There once was a man from Lacoste
A trial for sodomy he'd lost:
He gave his maid a lovepotion
And bumfucked her ass without lotion,
Now in the Bastille he jacks off

[Anonymous No.14560374]

>Board for literature enthusiasts
>90 percent of you have no concept of rhyming or structure
Surprisingly not surprising

[Anonymous No.14560412]

There once was a man from Peru
He dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke in the middle of the night
With quite a fright
To find that his dream had come true

[Anonymous No.14560443]

>>14559994
There once was a man with two faces
Who blackmailed his "friends" in high places
The gun was found smokin', his hyoid broken
The Clintons know many such cases

[Anonymous No.14560485]

>>14559994
I won't, I won't, I said, I said
Not one word pulled from my head
I won't write now, I won't write then
I won't write here and there, THE END

[Laura Numeroff No.14560590]

Dick-first, and pompous I walk
And am always displaying my cock
When people walk by
The glint in their eye
Tells me they’re new to my block

[Laura Numeroff No.14560647]

Drooling and sloppy
I love my dear poppy
Even with a mouth full of food

She needn’t be bright
Or a tad bit polite
But I wish that she wasn’t a dude

[Laura Numeroff No.14560662]

Ok kind of a srs one:

Dreaming in tandem
Nothing was random
Our thread were woven to rope

She left me one day
To where? She wouldn’t say
But she took the last ounce of my hope

[Laura Numeroff No.14560714]

Bruised, bleeding and plugged up with cotton
Looking back, I must say, my plans were darn rotten
I thought I could take it
Who knows if I’ll make it?
If you see my teeth, I think that I lost them.

[Anonymous No.14560741]

There once was a man from Belize
Smelled something that caused him unease
He pulled back the thick
Brown skin round his dick
And found it was covered with cheese

[Laura Numeroff No.14560744]

There was a young autist from /lit/
Who was constantly having a fit
He never read books
And felt he got looks
For people could tell— as well as could smell
That he was really just full of shit

[Anonymous No.14560869]

There's a kind of man called a nigger
They claim that their dicks are much bigger
But they are low in IQ
and no accomplishments too
though their women have a nice figure