/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14554299]

Do women like it when you write them poetry?

[Anonymous No.14554305]

>>14554299
Yes if they already might find you attractive

[Anonymous No.14554336]

>>14554299
If it's a girl you have been in a relationship with for longer than 6 month at least, yes they would probably love it. But any sooner and you risk coming off way too strongly and scaring them away. A love poem is a very intimate thing. Unless its just a silly poem you wrote as a way to ask her out, maybe that's fine. Also, I think women love when a guy is confident enough to do what makes him happy, even if its something "gay" like writing poetry.

[Anonymous No.14554371]

>>14554299
Mind/Thought cucks dont realize women are of Moon/heart nature and close to it rather than masculine is to rationality/sun ,

Move your center of consciousness to heart then you can relate to anyone and connection is easily established nothing external matters, think why cult leader are successful with women

[Anonymous No.14554383]

>>14554299
If you're Chad then it's hot.
If you're not Chad then it's creepy.
The quality of the poetry is irrelevant.
Hope that helps!

[Anonymous No.14554389]

>>14554371
>Mind/Thought cucks dont realize women are of Moon/heart nature and close to it rather than masculine is to rationality/sun ,

I'm not sure what this means.

[Anonymous No.14554397]

>>14554299
Some do, some don't, most are in between. You realize "Women" are multiple various entities, not one singular one. That's like asking,
>"Do Men like music?"
Well, some do, some don't. They are not all the same creature.

[Anonymous No.14554412]

>>14554397
No, women are pretty much all the same. You're projecting male qualities onto women.

[Anonymous No.14554423]

>>14554397
This is femcel cope. Just take a look at dating apps. Literally every female's profile is the same:

>i love netflix, wine, hiking, and spending hours on my insta

[Anonymous No.14554554]

>>14554299
Women like anything you do as long as you are physically attractive

[Anonymous No.14554631]

>>14554305
>>14554383
>>14554554
>just be attractive/Chad

Is it really that easy?

[Anonymous No.14554677]

>>14554631
underage

[Anonymous No.14554691]

>>14554554
Are elephant penises really that big?

[Anonymous No.14554721]

>>14554336
based advice

[Anonymous No.14554743]

>>14554389
Women =emotions , Men=analytical mind
When courting abort logic ,learn to control and project emotion you want her to feel

[Anonymous No.14554744]

>>14554397
dude have you actually met multiple women lol

[Anonymous No.14554752]

>>14554743
>When courting abort logic ,learn to control and project emotion you want her to feel

Ah, okay. That actually makes sense. Good advice, anon.

[Anonymous No.14554898]

>>14554423
Don't forget they love the Oxford comma.

[Anonymous No.14554935]

>>14554631
Chad is just a word for whatever idealized other that these incels project in their fantasies. It's a way of removing the need to take responsibilities for themselves by creating an object that they will never be able to match and thus don't have to try.

[Anonymous No.14554958]

>>14554299
Only if you're Chad.

[Anonymous No.14554971]

>>14554935
Genetic advantages are real, anon.

[Anonymous No.14554973]

I‘m kind of good at poetry, probably better than anyone I encountered in real life (though horrible compared to actually respected poets).
In my experience, all women like those funny little flirty poems. Don‘t go overboard with the craft here, simple rhyme schemes, regular meters... you get it. You may use these at any point. Hell, I crafted these in three minutes as a tinder opener.

Quality poetry conveying deeper meanings, using metaphoric and colourful language etc. should be reserved for your girlfriend. It‘s just too try hard for the common thot.

[Anonymous No.14555005]

>>14554971
This is such a lazy cop out. Any dude - who isn't actually disfigured - with grooming, fitness, and some modicum of style, can be a solid 7/10.

Its personality that really makes a "Chad." Using the word Chad unironically is a sign of negative butter outlook on the world, which women - particularly of the 18-25y/o variety - find repulsive.
The jolly fat dude is going to get a lot more women than the bitter fitnessbro.

[Anonymous No.14555046]

>>14555005
>Its personality that really makes a "Chad."
No it's not. Women view attractive men as having a better personality because they're attractive.

[Anonymous No.14555070]

>>14554299
΅When i shared my writings with women who were already in love with me, the replies varied from "i like you even more now" to "should i come over for the night?". But it was never about them, i couldn't bother writing them poems if i don't feel it, so the fact here is that women like poetry of all sorts even if it is not about them. Yet i remember them talking to me about their exes and one of them wrote her a poem, she told me boldly that it was complete garbage, i only assumed he was an average looking guy and not a complete garbage writer.

[Anonymous No.14555074]

>>14554299
If other people think it's good poetry then yes.

[Anonymous No.14555087]

>>14554371
>Become a pussy man
>It will help you to get connected with people
Good laugh anon. Great men should stay at the sun/rationality as you call it and interact only with the few other great men that chose to make the brave choice.

[Anonymous No.14555098]

>>14555046
Be less bitter. I remember my gf worked with this guy briefly who would rant about how he did nothing but work and work out and meal prep. Had a SERIOUS complex and thought he was 10/10 and he shouldn't waste his time on any girl who wasn't a supermodel houseslave.

Anyways, the point is he was a total incel and genetic advantage means nothing if you're completely out of touch with reality. Hope this helps!

[Anonymous No.14555100]

>>14555005
Coping hard, i bet you do all of the above and claim to be an 8 at least. Reading won't give broad shoulders, strong jaw and all the manly facial features you are lacking. But cope.

[Anonymous No.14555133]

>>14555098
Being chad doesn't mean you need a girlfriend, fucking staceys whenever you please is what makes you a chad. Supermodels would easily fuck this guy, and if they were stupid enough they would turn into house slaves for a few months.

[Anonymous No.14555140]

>>14554397
what a faggot, he's talking about majority obviously and yes, genders are very homogeneous tends in reproduction related things, it's natural selection and there's not a lot of margin for diversity

[Anonymous No.14555143]

>>14555098
This isn't about working out. Having a good physique doesn't mean shit if your face is ugly.

[Anonymous No.14555148]

>>14554299
I'm not sure, if you plan to do that, I advise you to be careful.
There was this one time, might have posted about it once, when I was trying to pick up this one chick one of my friends(female) is friends with.
So this mutual friend goes out of her way and shows me some poetry another guy wrote to the chick, laughing about it, mocking the guy. Said I don't really find this funny, she looked a bit annoyed then started talking about some other stupid shit.
But if you don't care about that, go ahead.

[Anonymous No.14555175]

>>14555087
> t. alchemycel
you aint gonna make it till masculine isint in balance with feminine

[Anonymous No.14555268]

>>14555133
Everyone avoided him at work because he was obviously a self-obsessed loser.

[Anonymous No.14555328]

>>14554336
/thread

OPs question has been answered

[Anonymous No.14555506]

>>14555328
Only a woman can end this thread, if you are one then you know the drill, do that or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.14555508]

>>14555328
It was a retarded answer. Read my >>14555074

[Anonymous No.14555761]

Okay so some are some real facts about poetry:
1) Even at my litterature degree, no one except from professors give a fuck about it, so I can pretty much tell y'all it wont work in the "normal people instead of litfags" world

2) Revealing you like poetry will only make people think you're either gay, a nerd, or both (based on my academical experience, teachers & profs love it though)

3) The only girls interested in a male that do read poetry - and I meand real poetry not instagram stuff- are probably ultra conservative cristians or weird-as-fuck post-modern liberals (good friends, bad to date with).

If you want to flirt, just go get some drink and talk about that time you nearly get caught by the cops... or be gay (mens are eassier).

[Anonymous No.14555770]

>>14554336
me on the left

[Anonymous No.14555816]

As a dude who sends poems to and bangs gf on the regular, yes.

Not all women like poetry of course. But when you find a girl that appreciates somebody artistic, then she'll like it as long as you dont act like a fucking pseud and send stuff that's over her head.

I send short, six lined stuff about how I have urges and desires and stuff. Nothing explicit, but lots of implied lust and longing. There is enough meter and rhyme and symbolism to count it as artistic for the average reader.

I also work out and work stupid long hours, which to her means I'm a catch and not a fucking neet ass fuckboy who thinks that his reminiscing about the Greeks will get him laid. I also self published a couple chapbooks and am busting ass to get enough of them so I can sell door to door and quit my job.

So there's an immense difference between lit's idea of a romantic poet and the kind of poet that gets laid. The one that gets laid has drive and isn't fixated on appearing more intelligent than they are. The kind of poet that gets laid, can without his poetry. It is an enchancer, not a hook.

Take thirty minutes and think about Atticus. Yes, he's an unimaginative choad. Yes, everything about his work is banal. Yes, he deserves to get his fucking ass beat. But you cannot deny that he understands what women desire, and uses it for fame and money greater than you ever will attain.

[Anonymous No.14555827]

>>14555098
"I know one freak"
Okay, you know a weird freak. Or you heard about him. How does this negate the empirically proven fact that the reveal preference of women is overwhelmingly concerned with how attractive your face is?

[Anonymous No.14555892]

>>14555761
>2) Revealing you like poetry will only make people think you're either gay, a nerd, or both
Imagine being so mentally weak that you care about this

[Anonymous No.14555947]

>>14555761
>3) The only girls interested in a male that do read poetry - and I meand real poetry not instagram stuff- are probably ultra conservative cristians or weird-as-fuck post-modern liberals (good friends, bad to date with).

Huh, interesting. I'd definitely prefer the former than the latter, though.

[Anonymous No.14555961]

>>14555816
>and not a fucking neet ass fuckboy who thinks that his reminiscing about the Greeks will get him laid.

Truly the most literary of all feels.

[Anonymous No.14555970]

>>14555816
not OP but i'm finding this instructive

[Anonymous No.14555984]

>>14555175
stop spamming this image faggot

[Anonymous No.14555997]

>>14554299
Fuck this shit board. I've just about had it with all these banal, off topic bullshit threads. You guys are just as bad as the fucking women you're caustic of.

[Anonymous No.14556035]

>>14554935
No I’m just saying that a girl is only going to really like it if she already finds you attractive, if she’s not interested she’ll find it strange. I wrote my gf in highschool poetry and she liked it but I know of other guys who wrote poems to girls that turned out weren’t attracted to them and it ended badly. I wasn’t saying you have to be super hot, but the girl needs to like you already

[Anonymous No.14556700]

>>14554423
To be fair almost all male tinder profiles are also like:
>I love hiking, rock climbing, Netflix and cars

[Anonymous No.14556833]

i've written some poetry to girls and it is cringe to look back on but i am proud of being so arrogantly cringe

[Anonymous No.14556843]

>>14556833
Is it cringe if the poetry is actually good, though?

[Anonymous No.14556864]

>>14555816
>self published a couple chapbooks and am busting ass to get enough of them so I can sell door to door and quit my job
You can't be serious. Selling your own poetry door-to-door?

[Anonymous No.14556979]

>>14556864
Haha, I'ma try it.

[Anonymous No.14557020]

>>14554299
Maybe funny poetry. Make them laugh, don't spill your heart out before they want to know it.

[Anonymous No.14557026]

>>14554371
Cult leaders are "successful with women" because they go out looking for easily manipulated women.

[Anonymous No.14557030]

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[Anonymous No.14557052]

>>14556843
yes

[Anonymous No.14557057]

>>14557020
>don't spill your heart out before they want to know it

Why n-not?