a song of ice and fire

[Anonymous No.14536595]

why does /lit/ pretend to hate it?

[Anonymous No.14536597]

>>14536595
>song
>>>/mu/

[Anonymous No.14536615]

>Her cunt became the world
>Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you slept, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes.
>the more she drank the more she shat
the american tolkien

[Anonymous No.14536631]

>>14536615
>cringey sex scenes make the other 5000 pages unreadable

[Anonymous No.14536632]

>>14536595
His prose as dry as shit and he’s clearly had no idea what he was doing since AFFC. He adds a hundred shit story threads while barely expanding on the existing ones.

[Anonymous No.14536656]

>>14536595
because it's popular and you must always be a contrarian for edgy points

[Anonymous No.14536666]

>>14536595
I don't respect individuals that make me recoil in disgust based on the horrors they have self inflicted on their body. It's an unsophisticated but surprisingly effective filter.

[Anonymous No.14536686]

>>14536595
Because /lit/ doesn't read literature. /lit/ is concerned primarily with shit posting and secondarily with looking intelligent by reading Wikipedia articles on the current memed philosophers. Not that Martin's books are good, but pretending is all /lit/ has.

[Anonymous No.14536765]

>>14536615
>>the more she drank the more she shat

this is unironically the best line in the books