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It's 2020 anon, why aren't you putting your books in the fridge?

>> No.14532384

>>14532371
because i eat my books fresh

>> No.14532387
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do americans really?

>> No.14532399
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>L'anomie ou le tumulte des tapirs
patrician taste

>> No.14532406

>the kindle in whatever that is down there

>> No.14532420

>>14532406
its called a drawer, retard

>> No.14532429

>>14532371
Hmmm, interesting. What are the benefits?

>> No.14532445

>>14532420
That's the ice basement you cretin

>> No.14532446

>>14532429
Slow the growth of book mold and prevent yellowing from light exposure

>> No.14532455

not with the food in it you swine.

>> No.14532456

>>14532445
shut up nigger

>> No.14532463

>>14532446
I kinda like the yellowish paper look of old books. Call me a retard I guess.

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>>14532456

>> No.14532577

>>14532446
degenerate preservationism. Books are to be used and worn out then disposed of.

>> No.14532589

>>14532371
>>14532387

Looks like something someone with budding psychosis might do.

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>>14532371
>consulting monocle man on sex and love
>>14532387
>a tangerine Frigidaire
>>14532446
>preventing mold from forming in a refrigerator containing open containers of moist foods

>> No.14532634

>>14532399
Note the cover being torn out. My dog hates the book for some reason and constantly tries to chew it off

>> No.14532666

>>14532384
fpbp

>> No.14532672

>>14532602
Yeah, I guess I'd have to buy a separate reftigerator for books. Still, I dig the idea.

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>>14532371
Why are Americans so fucking cringe?

>> No.14532795

I started keeping by books in the fridge ever since I found book worms

>> No.14532807

>>14532406
>>14532420
>>14532445
>>14532456
>>14532479
It's called a crisper

>> No.14533076

>>14532733
why the fuck are you calling me american

>> No.14533244

>>14532371
What gibberish land spawned you, fridge elf?

>> No.14533249

>>14532733
Who will savor their sweat seasoned unmentionables?

>> No.14533253

>>14532733
We're not cringe. Take that back.

>> No.14533282

>>14532371
I keep my Quixote in the freezer to kill the book lice

>> No.14533333

>>14532733
God I just want to take 4 pairs of sweat pants and viciously pant each of the 8 naked legs in this picture. Turn a naked city into a post-naked paradise

>> No.14533343
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>>14533333
Based quintz.

>> No.14533400

>>14532387
Fridge? More like like bookridge

>> No.14533465

>>14532634
This based canine will go to heaven

>> No.14533488

>>14533244
Judging from the eggs some former yugoslavian country, Bosnia or Serbia maybe?

>> No.14533556

>>14533488
What is the nature of unrequited female desire in those lands?

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>>14533282
ye u right

>> No.14533684

>>14532387
They're Penguin disposable books, you have to keep them in the fridge so they don't decompose immediately

>> No.14533869

>>14532733
>>14532387
Holy shit this obsession, what the fuck do Americans have to do with any of this?

>> No.14534018

>>14533869
Everything.

>> No.14534059

>>14532733
>Weather forecast of taday!
>It's gonna be freezing...
>But summer's coming through all below the belt!

>> No.14534074

>>14533869

it's a joke about how you like to put bread in the fridge. and no we find that ridiculous, because you're actually more likely to be giving it the moisture to spoil that way.
but like most things you americans do, you defend it til the death, like circumcision and then say things like "obsessed" when you can't take the joke.

>> No.14534084

This guy told me in the basement of a bookstore he used to work that the old books there need to be kept at a certain temperature, too cold can still damage them.

>> No.14534086

>>14533869
America and Americans are literally Satan. Death to America.

>> No.14534108

>>14534086
Since when does Iran has internet access again? Just go and shoot down another passenger plane

>> No.14534190

>>14534086
oh no, the war has reached 4chan! *laughs in neutrality*

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>>14533333
Quintz of truth have spoken

>> No.14534313

>>14532371
Clean your fridge

>> No.14534321

>>14532371
I have a bookcase

>> No.14534338
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>>14533869
>>14534074
It's also a riff on the /int/ meme of americans putting their shoes in the fridge

>> No.14534344

Is it a good idea to put books in the freezer if you run out of room in the refrigerator?

>> No.14534362

Zasto dvije otvorene tegle ajvara?

>> No.14534416

>>14534338
Afro Americans

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>>14532371
>(whale noise)

>> No.14535528

>/lit/ - 2020

>> No.14535590

>>14532445
it's the veggie box you pseud.

>> No.14536025

>>14534362
Zašto ne ?

>> No.14536049

>>14534074
I'm American and do not put bread in the fridge lmao

>> No.14536069

>>14534074
My family is irish and we put bread jn the fridge. Upon moving to america my brothers used to be emabrassed by it because no one else in america did that.
No idea where you learn your stereotypes from

>> No.14536201

>>14532371
>Meme books and greeks
couldn't even get a separate fridge for your wine and tomato sauce?

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>>14532371
the fucking
the fucking kindle in the veg drawer

>> No.14536223

>>14532371
>>14532387
They're probably broken fridges being used as a makeshift bookshelf.

>> No.14536259

>>14536223
OP has food in his, alongside his books

>> No.14536402

>>14533869
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm havin sex with your mother
That makes me better than you.
I'm havin sex with your mother
That makes me better than you.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

>> No.14536469

>>14532371
Agreed. I don't read hot pockets

>> No.14536488

>>14534074
captivated

>> No.14536494

>>14534338
where does he put his books??

>> No.14536527

Hello fellow Croat.

>> No.14536847
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>>14532371
A few days ago after a long night of drinking I fell in to a feverish dream where I took a massive bite of my copy of Infinite Jest making it unreadable. Upon realising what I had just done I immediately regretted it and so had my peculiar dream turned in to an agonizing nightmare.

The thing is that I've never even owned a copy of Infinite Jest. Why did I feel so attached to it even though it doesn't exist? Has anyone else here ever had these kinds of dreams?

>> No.14537524

>>14536847
You just might be my dog

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>>14536847
a bright future awaits you

>> No.14538142

>>14533333
how can one man be so based?

>> No.14538149

>>14537658
>no insane qt will ever literally devour your book
why even live?

>> No.14538158

>>14533661
Based Cervantes reader

>> No.14538276

>>14532387
It stops the silverfish from eating your books

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>>14532463
>I kinda like the yellowish paper