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14526471 No.14526471[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hello.
If you are reading this, you have been in a coma for 13.8 billion years (estimated measurements suitable to your existent plane). Please do not panic, for any overtly emotional response may be counterintuitive to your recovery.
You have been sent, or perhaps more accuracy, placed, in a foreign environment which we felt we may have had use of. We were wrong. We have notified capable parties that you are in need of extraction and we ask only that you attempt to maintain composure while you are in wait. We estimate this process of recovery will not have a span of more than a small fraction of your currently cycle of consciousness, though it is difficult for us to achieve entirely accurate measurements from our current location about which we have managed to, by some chance, triangulate your whenabouts.
Please, as we have alluded to previously, do not attempt to resist your reception of this message for it may impede our connectivity to your receptive apparatuses. We ask only that you wait. We ask only that you hold out just a bit longer.

>> No.14526480

>>14526471
Actually making me nervous that i'm going to come out of one of those Avatar sunbathing booths when I go to sleep tn desu

>> No.14526487

>>14526471
why would you contact me to tell me to do nothing and have no response? wouldn't it make more sense to just not try to contact me at all and just pull me out of the coma as planned? sloppy writing.

>> No.14526489
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14526489

haha I wish

>> No.14526490

>>14526480
>>14526487
quit fucking up the connectivity

>> No.14527235

a message of hope from a fellow prisoner

>> No.14527242

>>14526471
sneed, sage

>> No.14527258
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14527258

>>14526471
Take your meds.

>> No.14527285

>>14526471
The tingling sense of fear is with the image, not with you. I'm not afraid of larpers, but that picture evokes a fear in me I haven't had since "I have no mouth and I must scream." Should be the cover to be honest.

>> No.14527310

>>14527285
there is no you

>> No.14527311

>>14526471
shizoposting is the future of literature

>> No.14527320

>>14526471
can you keep this shit on /x/ please

>> No.14527329

>>14527320
/x/ doesn't allow spoiler tags and it needed a spoiler to make it really impactful

>> No.14527337

>>14527329
Why?

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14527343

>>14526471
gnostic nonsense. anons, be courageous and of good faith.

>> No.14527345

>>14527337
the gluttony of the forbidden

>> No.14527356

>>14527310
There's plenty of me.

>> No.14527357

>>14527345
It's not forbidden when you use it fragrantly for things like this.

>> No.14527372

/FFwRXKq

>> No.14527377

>>14527357
things like what

>> No.14527409

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W628Z9vspk

>> No.14527879

>>14526471
Very clunky writing with a few misspellings. Sad. Have more pride in your craft. Do you even proofread?

>> No.14527888

>>14526471
Fucking atrocious grammar boyo

>> No.14527944

>>14526471
i love it when tards try to write above their reading level

>> No.14528040

>>14527888
>>14527944
trips and dubs aside, I think it was meant to be alien to us

>> No.14528046

>>>/x/

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14528226

No thank you I'm staying