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AAAAAAAHH HELP ME LOVECRAFT

>> No.14523084

AHHHHHHH THE TENTACLES AHHHHH

>> No.14523091

Iä!

>> No.14523146

Kot confronted with old ones

>> No.14523369

Niggerman never flinched in Rats in the Walls, while all the men cowered or went insaaaane. I bet he could take on Cthulhu

>> No.14523458

H. P. Libtard lmaooo

>> No.14523591

>>14523079
NOOOOOOOOO THE FISHIES!!! HOW CAN I HELP YOU NIGGERMAN!!???

>> No.14523753

>>14523079
niggerman, you fool!!

>> No.14524040
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AAAHH AN ITALIAN SQUIIIID

LO SQUIDOLO

>> No.14524200
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>>14524040
NAAAAAOOOO NIGGERMAN HELP ME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YudpzmTf59w

>> No.14524901

>>14523079
BREATHE NIGGERMAN BREEEAATHEEEE

>> No.14524938

Wait, so Lovecraft had to say the bad word every time he wanted to call his cat?

>> No.14525160
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>>14524938
I've unironically named my cat Niggerman and I call him "Niggy" when I don't want certain people to hear the true name, lest they go insane. My younger sister calls him Niggerman too and thinks it's funny and cute.

>> No.14525174

>>14525160
Based and catpilled

>> No.14525181

>>14525160
Also every time I read Niggerman I say NiggerMAHN with a British accent

>> No.14525198

>>14525181
Based. Will start doing it too.

>> No.14525259

>>14525181
never heard of that pokemon before

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>>14523079
why is this niggerman so scared? isn't fish basically like food to his people?

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>>14525540
>When Niggerman becomes the food for the Fishpeople, now that's chaos.

>> No.14525599

>>14525160
anon may I ask your blessing for the hand of your sister

>> No.14525903

>>14524040
This legitimately looks creepy

>> No.14526373

>>14523079
would Lovecraft help him?

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14526562

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME RONDA HELP HELP ME RONDA

>> No.14526888

genuinely the best thread on the board right now. bump.

>> No.14526913

>>14525160
i knew a kid in high school who weighed 300lbs and his sister was somehow hot as fuck and had big tits and she named her cat "lil niggy." word on the street was that she had an abortion at some point.

>> No.14527175

>>14526913
I want to fuck her tits

>> No.14528009
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14528009

Dayum

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14528761

Holy based

>> No.14528960

>>14528009
Oh how I wish he had the chance to feel like hotshit when his precious murder hobo decides it isn't worth his time to protect H.P. from the pack of n*ggers invading his home to rape him. I'm sure he'll stick to his guns and won't even think about how a dog could have prevented that.
Or more in keeping with the horror, when he goes to check out skinwalker areas and his kitty can't do anything to ward to them off.

>> No.14529350

anon, you literally made me laugh out loud for a good 20 seconds. thank you

>> No.14529352

>>14528960
I'm sorry, do you unironically like dogs?

>> No.14529379

>>14528960
Lovecraft is the last person who'd relax around blacks

>> No.14529637
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>> No.14529717

>>14524938
he called every black cat he saw a "nigger" cat

>> No.14529874

>>14529352
Do you unironically not like dogs?
>man domesticates animal for thousands of years, bending it to his will absolutely, making it his servant and friend
>some faggot projects human characteristics onto it and gets mad that it does what he says and instead chooses to obsess over an animal that only cohabitate with humans for convenience's sake

>> No.14529910

>>14529874
dude they drool and piss and shit all over the place and they're loud as shit.
fuck them.

>> No.14529915

>>14529874
>he doesn't know about women and dogs
phew

>> No.14529938

>>14529910
Cats do the exact same shit you gay retard
>>14529915
>le women fuck dogs meme
If you get cucked by a non-sapient four legged animal you deserve it

>> No.14529977

>>14529938
>Cats do the exact same shit you gay retard
they don't drool like a retard, don't give you a heart attack when they suddenly aggressively meow, and when they have to piss/shit they do it in the litter box, genius

>> No.14530006

>>14529977
>he's enough of a bitch that his dog barking at the mailman will give him heart palpitations
>he's so frightened of physical activity or lives in such a nigger-filled neighborhood that he won't walk his dog or even install a dog door
>he thinks dog drool is worse than shitloads of long, piss-scented shed cat hair that one in seven people is allergic to and chunks of half-digested hair vomit on the floor
Cats are the preferred pet of people with no personal agency whatsoever

>> No.14530042

>>14530006
Dogs are preferred pet of people who have no likable qualities so they have to rely on an animal that's been brainwashed by humans to love them for over thousands of years

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14530300

Right opinion: cats and dogs are both great for the most part, but theres some bad ones too of both species

>> No.14530670

>cats
enjoy your toxoplasmosis bro

>> No.14530677

>>14530670
>dogs
enjoy your rabies bro

>> No.14530763

>>14529874
>bending it to his will absolutely, making it his servant and friend
I see, you have a serious character defect and low self-esteem, carry on.

>> No.14530775

>>14530300
Cats have less character, dogs are fucken slaves at the DNA level

>> No.14530877

>>14530042
>brainwashed
Hahahahahah
Convergent evolution makes mankind a perfect partner and you scorn it in favor of a hair-vomiting plague carrier endemic to old Jewish women because you're too lazy to take it on regular walks

>> No.14530890

>>14530763
Yeah, go ahead and elaborate on the nature of that serious character defect, ePsychologist.
Dogs are so different from wolves we classify most of them as a different species. It is a species that only exists because mankind exists and it accomplishes tasks on behalf of mankind. This is objective fact, and if the dramatic phrasing of that fact makes you go into amateur psychoanalysis mode I'm genuinely not sure what's wrong with you.

>> No.14530892

>>14530300
dogs smell, drool and aren't comfy to cuddle like cats. Their use as a functional tool has been rendered obsolete by technology. You even have to pick up their fucking shit. They are noisy and dangerous.

The cat is the perfect pet. Dogs were tools, and they have outlived their usefulness.

>> No.14530912

>>14530892
Your cat doesn't love you. If you give him the opportunity to do so, he will flee your home and never return.
Is that so? Well, your entire bloodline has outlived its value to human civilization, and we still let you live, don't we?

>> No.14530952

>>14530912
>DURRR GO GET THE BALL
>DURRR NOW GO GET IT BACK AW HYUCK

>> No.14530967

>>14530952
>your argument but greentext and silly
Thank you for conceding defeat, urbanite scum. Your late-stage toxoplasmosis gondii infection has been noted.

>> No.14530981

>>14530967
Dude dogs are uncool and dumb. What's so hard to get?

>> No.14530988

>>14525160
post your younger sister

>> No.14531062

>>14530912
>Your cat doesn't love you
Neither does your dog or your wife.

>> No.14531089

>>14530912
i let my cat out almost everyday and she never goes beyond the gate

>> No.14531109

>>14531062
And neither do your parents. Your point?

>> No.14531146

>>14530912
My kitty cat loves me Σ:3

>> No.14531234

>>14525160
What if you have to take your cat to the vet and they ask for its name?

>> No.14531247

>>14530677
Are you retarded? Almost all cat owners will end up with toxoplasmosis, something like a dozen people in first world countries get rabies per year

>> No.14531248

IS THAT A HAIRED QUADRAPED? AAAAAAAAAAA HELP I'M GOING INSANE

>> No.14531294

>>14531146
I believe you. Anti-dog autismos just fail to understand that their cats also have Stockholm syndrome, despite behaving differently as a result of a different psychosocial model.

>> No.14531311

>tfw allergic to cats
I will never live the full Lovecraftian experience will I?

>> No.14531336

>>14525160
>Niggy

This is almost as bad though

>> No.14531389

>>14531311
not thats its something anyone would want to experience

>> No.14531445

>>14531294
Anti dogs are muslims or anglos.