/lit/ is afraid to debate me

[Anonymous No.14522404]

I've never read a single book from cover to cover in my entire life and I'm proud of it. I'd much rather smoke weed, drink beer, and watch Adult Swim, Netflix, and/or gay porno. And do you know what? I'm more fulfilled than any of you pseuds will ever be. Instead of banning me like a coward, I challenge you losers to convince me to change my ways. (pic related)

[Anonymous No.14522418]

>>14522404
>happier
Yes
>fulfilled
No.
Ignorance is bliss.

Good bait btw

[Anonymous No.14522461]

>so fulfilled I need to tell you about it to get you to seethe at me

I wonder, do you do the same with text messages? Like, do you stop reading 3 words before the end of the message? And shows? Do you stop watching before the final scene? What shows do you like?

>adult swim
Oh. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

[Anonymous No.14522467]

>>14522404
/lit/ doesn't read either, so you'll fit right in

[Anonymous No.14522483]

>>14522461
It's hard to use pasta this well, but you did. Bravo.

[Anonymous No.14522489]

It's almost certain that you'll feel deep depression in every second of your life that you have free time but nothing to do. Maybe you already have what therapists call "sunday depression". If you have a job, you'll probably have "unemployed depression". I don't give a fuck if you'll change anything, it's you that will suffer, not me.

[Anonymous No.14522510]

>>14522489
I don't have a job, so the joke's on you, Mr. Pseud!

[Anonymous No.14523121]

>>14522461
based af, my dude. Well meme'd.

[Anonymous No.14523190]

>>14522404

[Anonymous No.14524021]

>>14522404
literally who cares

[Anonymous No.14524106]

>>14522404
how do you know whether you're missing out if you haven't tried it yet?

[Anonymous No.14524115]

>>14523190

[Anonymous No.14524142]

>>14522404
I MUST CONSOOOOME

[Anonymous No.14524151]

>>14522404
Sounds like you're already one of us, pal. No need for debate.

[Anonymous No.14524164]

>>14524115
based sneedposter

[Anonymous No.14524166]

>>14524115
I've never understood this. I get that it says "Formerly Chuck's" but what's so funny about Chuck's Feed and Seed?

[Anonymous No.14524240]

>>14524166
Nobody tell him.

[Anonymous No.14524275]

If life was about pleasure, you would be taking MDMA. If you didn't believe in morals, you would gladly kill a child if you desired it. Neither of these are true.

Above pleasure, true happiness exists. Raise a family, start a business, save a life, write a book, do something that gives you true happiness.

For the latter point, morals exist. Living moral means living from duty. No duty makes you live as a hedonist. The time spent in front of a TV could have been given to entertaining the elderly, studying science and solving a key issue or simply creating art. Your will makes you feel superior in ignorance but your mind truly knows that you only live a shadow of a life, afraid to participate in the real world like a real man.

[Anonymous No.14524280]

>>14522404
alright, but can get a reservation for dubs

[Anonymous No.14524301]

>>14522404
have you ever tried to do the opposite of those things?

[Anonymous No.14524457]

>>14524166
>he doesn't know