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14516264 No.14516264 [Reply] [Original]

Look, I really believe in gender equality alright, I love that everything is unisex now. But I just think that maybe there should be gender-specific police forces so that if your wife is being a total hysterical cunt, you can just call the girl police and they can sort it out. This really could have been a bad situation and I'm glad there are hot fit chicks with badges who can sort it out for me

>> No.14516270

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Al but separate

>> No.14516474

>>14516270

This guy was so embarrassed by the way an ass looks that he got that procedure done where they seal the crack

>> No.14517498

>>14516264
>Have fall out with wife
>Call girl-police
>They side with your wife

GG anon, you played yourself.

>> No.14517516

>>14516264
And I wish police killed drug addicts on site. We can't always get what we want.

>> No.14517887

>>14516264
>Look, I really believe in gender equality
Cringe...

>> No.14517924

>>14517887
Shut up cuck

>> No.14517937

>>14517516

But they do

>> No.14517954

>>14517498

Then I call the dude police for a second opinion. Win-win

>> No.14517977

>>14517954
But then the police will side with the police...You played yourself again.

>> No.14517994

>>14517954
They will side with your wife too

>> No.14518005

Then they could have a transvestite police force to deal with those guys, think about it, someday a bunch of transvestites will get together and decide that they shouldn't have transitioned but instead of trying to switch back over by keeping their dick on ice while trying on the new thing just in case (the way you'd leave a tag on a coat in case you have to return it) or unsoldering their pus or however that regression would work, these guys'll decide to form a new non-gender with a flat surfaced cheek down there and then they'll hopefully have their own thing going too. But we must make sure that they never take us over, because sex is great - if anything I think people should stop wearing clothes again instead of saving a bunch of money on their car insurance by switching over to having a vagina

>> No.14518015

>>14517977

Then maybe the fire department will have something to say about it. There's gotta be a way to reconcile a common fallacy

>> No.14518078

Who is overcooking bacon in this thread, it smells terrible in here

>> No.14518194

>>14516264
If you rely on other people you are likely to have a bad time.
If you try to prey upon other people you are likely to have a bad time.

>> No.14518214

>>14516264
>getting burgled
>call the police
>police shows up three hours later
>you are duct taped to a chair with a prolapsed anus
>it's the girl police instead of the boy police

>> No.14518388

>>14518194

I relied on yr mum's ass last nite

I prayed on yr mum's ass lass nite

>> No.14519241

>>14518214

What's the correlation