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Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:25:10 2020 No.14494270 [Reply] [Original]

>this is how /lit/ acts in public

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:30:15 2020 No.14494297 >>14494270 Ill paypal someone $20 if they can write something cringier than that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:30:26 2020 No.14494298 wtf dude, stop screencapping my facebook posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:33:54 2020 No.14494308 >>14494270 shivers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:43:30 2020 No.14494335 >>14494270 This person needs a parental figure in their life pronto. Stop with this shit. I'm dying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:44:50 2020 No.14494340 >>14494335 >This person needs a parental figure in their life pronto hes a guy in his 50s, not an edgy teenager

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:45:22 2020 No.14494343 >>14494270 maybe literature isn't dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:46:38 2020 No.14494349 File: 97 KB, 900x800, 1578162793083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:48:39 2020 No.14494354 >>14494270 someone post that slam poetry facebook post by that CEO guy that gets up at 4 in the morning, you know the one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:49:56 2020 No.14494361 File: 93 KB, 1094x575, apukms2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494270 >"Oh, I'm a writer"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:50:58 2020 No.14494365 File: 47 KB, 657x527, apukms2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"You like rough sex" I said casually

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:52:00 2020 No.14494370 File: 84 KB, 626x640, 1578109398817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's the literary version of this image

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:52:44 2020 No.14494375 File: 232 KB, 617x329, chad_mirror.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"You like rough sex" I said casually

Anonymous Tue Jan 7 23:56:09 2020 No.14494384

I can't even imagine being this delusional
What makes you think this is cool? How do you not realise how creepy it comes off that you are analyzing this girl?
What makes you think even if it were true, tha it would be a good and interesting thing to post on Facebook, and that anyone would react well to it?
This is why I could never call myself "a writer", even if I was actually a published author.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:01:53 2020 No.14494402 File: 125 KB, 1080x739, Fascism hot take.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494361 What is your opinion on the piece after it has been debrided of the pretentiousness?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:04:39 2020 No.14494408 >>14494340 some people never grow up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:07:05 2020 No.14494416 >telling someone you're a writer Nothing will ever be more cringe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:11:35 2020 No.14494423 >>14494270 Writers are supposed to be detectives now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:13:17 2020 No.14494425 File: 81 KB, 728x546, wenn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494416 Aside from the condescending pretentiousness, that is me IRL. It is everyone's responsibility to not ask me questions to which they do not want answers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:15:16 2020 No.14494430 >>14494425 >t. autist who unironically calls people Untermensch IRL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:15:45 2020 No.14494433 File: 34 KB, 333x540, Screenshot_2018-12-15 lit - ruby dhal I thought this was parody at first but - Literature - 4chan(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494423 Most people believe that writers should be observant and intuitive.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Wed Jan 8 00:17:46 2020 No.14494439 >>14494340 He can have Jordan Petersen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:19:24 2020 No.14494445 >>14494439 Jordan Petersen cannot even wash his own dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:22:35 2020 No.14494450 >>14494433 And would that be helpful to them? I always thought writers are thoughtful and absentminded

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:29:49 2020 No.14494474 File: 60 KB, 620x607, rk.hot.for.chad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494450 >And would that be helpful to them? It's how people like Hemingway write; close to what they know. Whether or not that is good is subjective.

>>	Brad is a fag Wed Jan 8 00:38:46 2020 No.14494495 >>14494474 I have never heard a satisfactory answer as to how this poetry in any form

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:48:41 2020 No.14494512 >>14494270 I'm a writer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:53:26 2020 No.14494531 >>14494512 Prove it: Tell me about my coffee preferences.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:54:53 2020 No.14494537 >>14494531 You prefer your coffe with a dick in it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:56:25 2020 No.14494539 >>14494537 Next time, i'm buy YOU a drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 00:58:46 2020 No.14494547 >>14494495 At best you'll get some "dude everything is art" tier pseudo-deep response.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 01:20:34 2020 No.14494614 File: 1.50 MB, 500x5484, may-17-2015-went-to-trader-joes-today-drove-past-2653816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494340 >hes a guy in his 50s, not an edgy teenager Cheeky, he's still edgy even if he's not a teen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 01:24:19 2020 No.14494625 >>14494614 >>14494270 Whay a pretentious, fart-sniffing faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 01:59:39 2020 No.14494754 >>14494614 Can u imagine writing this shit? Even privately?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 02:06:42 2020 No.14494784 File: 116 KB, 329x566, Screenshot_2018-12-15 lit - ruby dhal I thought this was parody at first but - Literature - 4chan(2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494754 Don't tell me what to do. You're not even my real dad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 02:24:53 2020 No.14494858 >>14494614 the continuity of it is pretty cool and entertaining

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 02:26:43 2020 No.14494865 >>14494614 I am speechless

Anonymous Wed Jan 8 02:41:20 2020 No.14494912

>>14494614
The only crime this guy is committing is passing this off as his daily life. He has the perfect temperament for writing modern fantasy; all he needs to do is create a self insert character. Transferring the target of praise from himself to a fictional character will likely be the hardest undertaking he has ever attempted. I wish him luck and enough free coffee to make it happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 02:46:21 2020 No.14494931 >>14494297 >Only one enemy remained; two if you counted Butterfly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 04:31:53 2020 No.14495219 >>14494270 I just assume every one on the other side of this board is Ignatius Jacques Reilly and I think I sleep better for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 04:48:41 2020 No.14495259 >>14495219 Way too optimistic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 06:01:24 2020 No.14495425 >>14494614 Some of this reminds me of a 60 yo guy writing semi erotic fanfic of his WoW female character. Other bits like the fat chic and the immodest one are pretty funny though. In the dance floor one he went full fedora.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 06:07:55 2020 No.14495432 >>14494270 Please don't introduce cumberbitch Sherlock Holmes cringe around here. Everyone please sage this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 06:38:10 2020 No.14495504 >>14494402 Literally from 1999, get a life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 06:40:56 2020 No.14495508 >>14494614 This is brilliant. This is what Pynchon wishes he could do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 06:41:46 2020 No.14495510 >>14495504 >1999 was over two decades ago >also the Artist Formerly Known as Prince is formerly alive

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 06:42:17 2020 No.14495514 >>14495510 Don’t remind me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 06:45:10 2020 No.14495522 >>14495508 Have a midlife crisis and obsess about coffee like his role models from his teens/early twenties were wont to do? (you can pretty much read this as Frasier self insert fan fiction)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 06:45:46 2020 No.14495524 >>14494370 >dude how do I draw proportions lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 12:09:42 2020 No.14496676 >>14495524 nobody tell him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 12:13:46 2020 No.14496698 File: 155 KB, 500x345, this-person-tried-to-unlock-your-phone-2016-07-23-15-51-ness-26105515~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494931 HOLY BASED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 12:14:31 2020 No.14496703 >/lit/ >in public

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 13:13:07 2020 No.14497002 >>14494354 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 13:15:37 2020 No.14497015 >>14497002 you know the one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 13:26:11 2020 No.14497074 >>14494298 But he was screencapping MY Facebook posts anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 13:45:57 2020 No.14497161 >>14494784 pic. obvious bladerunner ripoff

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 14:02:55 2020 No.14497234 >>14494495 It has a sort of rhythm, which is more than most poetry these days can say. Not ABAB nor ABBA, but at least the second and fourth lines rhyme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 18:32:43 2020 No.14498543 >>14494614 is it anyone elses fear to inevitably write something that turns out like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 18:34:59 2020 No.14498549 >>14494931 I came.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 21:26:35 2020 No.14499232 >>14494614 just doxx him already

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 21:44:33 2020 No.14499309 >>14494270 >>14494614 do my eyes deceive me?

Anonymous Wed Jan 8 21:47:30 2020 No.14499315
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>>14494614
>i am sitting on a park bench smoking my e-cigarette and puffing away people[-]watching[,] when a morbidly obese woman sits down next to me, someone i thought would create a cartoonish teeter totter effect on the bench, i have many overweight friends, but this is beyond any of that.
>her: "your vapor offends me"
>me: [*hits vape*] "your corpulence offends me"
HOLY BASED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 22:02:55 2020 No.14499362 >>14494614 can't create a character, even in his own power fantasies. amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 22:06:11 2020 No.14499367 >>14494297 The subject matter cringe is hardly the issue here. It's the poor writing. This retard pseud thinks he is good writer. He isn't. I can't even get past a few lines without having to think over what was written.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 22:12:23 2020 No.14499390 >what a beta thinks is chad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 22:17:16 2020 No.14499406 >>14494430 >t. Untermensch

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 22:18:13 2020 No.14499411 File: 2.92 MB, 1500x5673, 1542521318204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494270 >copying this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 22:45:40 2020 No.14499492 >>14498543 Anytime I write a socially awkward character I fear he will turn out as spergy as this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 22:49:56 2020 No.14499511 >>14499411 OP here. this is pure coincidence

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 23:25:12 2020 No.14499621 >>14499492 if you purposefully manage to write a character as cringy as that, it is an accomplishment

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 23:40:50 2020 No.14499690 >>14494614 >that vape story I'm thinking based

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