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ITT: cringe ways to start a book.

>> No.14488615

>>14488609
SMASH

>> No.14488649

>>14488609
If you're reading this, I'm probably dead.

>> No.14488652

>>14488609
Based writers don't wallow in this meta-irony circle jerk.

>> No.14488698

>>14488609
I was in Hell, looking for Heaven...

>> No.14489138

>>14488609
With all my enemies dead, now only God was left.

>> No.14489155

>>14488609
>executive producer: dick wolf

>> No.14489421

>>14489155
that's based though

>> No.14489479
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14489479

>>14488609
How do you start yours?

>> No.14489496

>>14489479
>I sincerely hope you are white, or at least Jewish.

>> No.14489521

>>14489479
>Abstract:
>In this treatise we show the subhumanity of women

>> No.14489547

>>14489479
>It is no coincidence that the Jew is the only race to have been the subject of multiple and frequent expulsions

>> No.14489681

>>14489479
>Dude, she's too young, especially with her body type.

>> No.14489697

>>14488609
I want to start mine with a Dostoevsky quote. Would that be cringe?

>> No.14489716

>>14489697
Highly based if a character quotes it diagetically in a profound or just cool way.
Highly cringe otherwise.

Post quote and context.

>> No.14489736

>>14489697
To be a young brooding writer guy who opens his book with a Dostoevsky quote is just too blatant. Sorry anon.

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>>14489496
>or at least Jewish

>> No.14489855

>>14489697
you not posting it would be cringe.

>> No.14489861

>>14488609
>Author's preface
In publishing this work, I hope to stop religion from existing.

>> No.14489868

>>14489479
>The historical record has now shown the true animality of all niggers.

>> No.14490138

>>14488609
I HATE translators/editors that START WITH THEIR OWN FUCKING OPINIONS. If you have balls write your own.

>> No.14490167

>If God (sic) were real, he would be envious of this work

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>>14489138
>>14489861
>>14490167
kek

>> No.14490208

>>14489547
Not really. It happens to all nomadic people (see the Romani in Europe). Jews aren't special

>> No.14490562

>>14488609
>As a female,

>> No.14490580

>>14490208
This, the nomad naturally gains attributes of dishonesty. For example, Irish travellers are all scum

>> No.14490610

>>14488609
Introduction
Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women. It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit
in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence
of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing the value in me.

>> No.14490628

>>14490208
>See Jews aren't special, they're just like this other subhuman ethnic group

>> No.14490910

i have written 2 stories. one starts by describing a large ship and the other one by describing a dark cave

>> No.14490945

>>14489479
>It’s the birthrates.
>It’s the birthrates.
>It’s the birthrates.

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>> No.14491134

>>14490610
Cringe post. Based intro.

>> No.14491792

>>14490910
super cringe bro

>> No.14491816

>>14490610
Schopenhauer?

>> No.14491835

Only one enemy remained, two if you counted god

>> No.14491844

>>14488609
CONTENTS

>> No.14491857

>>14490954
thats increadibly based and edgepilled

>> No.14491882

>>14489547
baste

>> No.14491907

>>14488615
Holy... I want more

>> No.14491940

>>14491844
EDITOR'S PREFACE
AUTHOR'S PREFACE
PREFACE TO THE 2ND EDITION
FOREWARD
INTRODUCTION
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
NOTE ON THE TEXT
FURTHER READING
LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
LIST OF MAPS
ABOUT THIS EDITION
PREAMBLE

>> No.14491962

>>14491940
>he forgot the introit, how to read this book, the chapter dependency graph, definition of terms, cast of characters, table of contents, list of symbols, and the note by the editor of the abridgement
have you even actually read a book

>> No.14492041

>>14489479
>check'em

>> No.14492384

>>14489138
Will he eventually prevail over his last adversary?

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>>14491940
>>14491962

The Penguin edition of Capital, V1 is a particularly remarkable example of this phenomenon.

>> No.14492425

Mary Shelley's preface to Frankenstein. Read it, dropped the book before I even started the 1st chapter. It's pathetic protestant moralizing (I'm not responsible for the values and feelings of the protagonists etc) If you don't even take responsability for what you write, why should I bother reading your works?

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