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ITT: we rate female authors based on their looks

>> No.14479281

>>14479014
No

>> No.14479284

>>14479014
>>14479281
I would like to hugnkiss her

>> No.14479292
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>> No.14479302

>>14479014
I lol’d. Good thread.

>> No.14479303

>>14479292
Wouldn't. Weird nose and strabismus is a turnoff.

>> No.14479328
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>> No.14479332

>>14479328
Nothing appealing about her whatsoever

>> No.14479349
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14479349

>>14479332
Wrong

>> No.14479368

>>14479303
Fuck off, you're clearly retarded and wouldn't even have a chance with Emily.

>> No.14479378

>>14479349
MOMEEE :)) :)) :)) TELL ME THE TRANS NIGGAS AINT GONNA GET ME !! !! !!

>> No.14479392
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>>14479014
The Japanese made close to no contribution to literature.
Now if you take a Japanese woman you are losing before you even start.

>> No.14479399

>>14479368
She looks mildly better in that Morticia Addams-like pic. Here she is cringe

>> No.14479407

>>14479349
DESU shes a total milf. Plus she hates trannies which makes her based.

>> No.14479416

Who's that cute poet that stuck her head in an oven.

>> No.14479420

>>14479392
The thread is about looks. If you want to judge women based on their literary ability, perhaps reddit is more up to your speed?

>> No.14479423

>>14479416
This. I’d like to take Plath from behind while her head was in there.

>> No.14479443

>>14479399
Stfu

>> No.14479453
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Hayashi: Japettes are usually titlets, but this one looks like she has big, warm nourishing breasts and gives very cozy hugs, would fuck
Dickinson: looks so gentle and fragile that she'd break upon touch. Not my type
Rowling: old and plain
Plath: I don't have a strong opinion on her

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>>14479014

>> No.14479459
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>> No.14479463
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>>14479420
Discussing women?

My grudge is against the Japanese.
Really just threw a thought out there like they do.
If you want to discuss women based on their looks on a literature board maybe a cave is more up to your speed you silly troglodyte.

>> No.14479471
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Young LD

>> No.14479472

>>14479455
i always fantasize about fucking a woman from medieval times. what do you think it was like? were they all scared of sex or were they secret freaks and we just dont know about it

>> No.14479480
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>>14479459
Weil looks like Rodney Trotter in that picture, she's much cuter in this photo though

>> No.14479487

>>14479472
>what do you think it was like?
Smelly, plaguey and diseasey

>> No.14479496
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>>14479463
>I am cringey redditlord

>> No.14479505

>>14479480
lol i have a copy of antigone with this pic on it. never realized it was my baby simone. my sweet pussy generator god thinker. HEY CIA I BOUGHT THE BOOK WITH CASH SO YOU CANT FUCKING DOX ME NIGGA !! BET U SALTY.... >>14479471
so hot im finna coom. anyone else into ugly women?

>> No.14479506

>>14479487
so just like modern woman huh

>> No.14479517
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>>14479496
Cry more cum brain.

>> No.14479528

im not saying that all of the so-far posted pics are nasty or unattractive.
but none of them are make my dick diamond tier.
which just goes to show. most females coast on their looks. its the ugly fat ones that have to compensate with non-aesthetic based values and contributions.
but it makes sense, it is natural instinct to take the path of least resistance in order to ensure survival and reproduction.

>> No.14479536

>>14479472
WHERE DO YOU GET THE IDEA THAT MEDIEVAL WOMEN WERE SCARED OF SEX? THE AVERAGE PEASANT PROBABLY FUCKED LIKE A RABBIT

>> No.14479544

>>14479292
qt even though she looks kinda retarded

>> No.14479559

>>14479536
this man here speaks the truth. Orgies were common among the upper classes and lower. Sévigné was an aristrocrat, but she lived in the 17th ce not medieval.

>> No.14479638
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>> No.14479653
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>>14479638
That's a woman?

>> No.14479664
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>> No.14479674
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>>14479664
At least post a younger pic. But it's irrelevant in this case since she doesn't do much for me

>> No.14479696

>>14479463
reddit spacing

>> No.14479716
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14479716

BEST GIRL coming through

>> No.14479718

>>14479559
yeah i figured . thats whats hot

>> No.14479726

>>14479716
She's cute in this pic but has Rodney Trotter Syndrome in others

>> No.14479742

>>14479696
Do you call your mother's boyfriend a redditor too when he beats you up kid?

>> No.14480082

>>14479653
Vesna is okay

>> No.14480093
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>>14479014

>> No.14480125

>>14480093
Her only decent photo. In others she does a proto-duckface

>> No.14481163
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>> No.14481231

>>14479349
Saxon women are wonderful. I worship them as a religion.

>> No.14481272

>acknowledging females as real writers whatsoever
What are you fucking gay?

>> No.14481293

>>14479472
If you read middle english comedy there's a lot of jokes about cucking so infidelity was definitely prevalent

>> No.14481297
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>tfw no extremely depressive suicidal qt gf
it's alejandra pizarnik btw

>> No.14481399
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>>14481297
depressive huh?

>> No.14481422

No women of color or trans. Your mask is slipping off fascists.

>> No.14481443

>>14481422
>fascists
we are terfs and proud of it

>> No.14481451
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>>14481399
oh i'd let her sexually assault me without second thought.
How about a magical realist aristocrat qt from Argentina?

>> No.14481851
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>>14479349
i appreciate the fact she wears high heels all the time
although her feet aren't very nice

>> No.14481950
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Joan Didion wins, because she's the prettiest most perfect girl in the whole wide world

>> No.14481963
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>>14479014
Sylvia Plath is my /lit/ waifu

>> No.14482000

1+

Hot pic

>> No.14482750
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>>14481963
Plath gang

>> No.14482763
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14482763

Most pictures of Rand I see make me think she wasn't that conventionally attractive but I will admit there's something about her.

I have the same sorta feeling with Janis Joplin. I don't really find her all that attractive, but I feel like if I was 1 on 1 with her I would be seduced for some reason or another. The vibe I get.

>> No.14482767

Don't judge a book by its cover.

NEVER judge a woman by her looks :3

>> No.14482798
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14482798

This doesn't count because she wasn't an author but seriously when else am I going to talk about how attractive Hemingway's granddaughter was?

>> No.14482809

>>14479471

nice

>> No.14482823

>>14479480
More like Trigger desu

>> No.14482844
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>>14482798

>> No.14482855
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the POWER of the KAUR. I cannot behold her visage for more than a few seconds before explosively releasing my seed

>> No.14482892

>>14479014
Seems kinda sexist. Would you have a thread rating male authors based on looks?

>> No.14482894

>>14482892
Go make one then

>> No.14482927

>>14482892
Begone female/fag

>> No.14482957

>>14482892
i've seen more than one "most chad author?" thread

>> No.14482998

>>14482763
I'm sorry but she looks like Klaus Kinski in a wig.

>> No.14483027

>>14482763
Her writing is pretty horny, Atlas Shrugged is ideological and autistic but worth reading as a sexy drama.

>> No.14483029
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14483029

She looks like she was hot when she was younger, unfortunately there are no young pictures of her online because she only got famous at 45

>> No.14483031

>>14482855
Beautiful but sexless

>> No.14483049

Gay thread. We should be rating male authors based off their looks instead of talentless whores.

>> No.14483429

>>14482844
>height 1.83m
>b..big.. you too

>> No.14483540

>>14482763
Nah she's ugly

>> No.14483863

>>14479014
>>14479653
These look huggable and breastful

>> No.14485119

>>14482892
>sexist
Lmao! funny one anon.
Would you have a thread rating male authors based on looks?
yes, and I would enjoy it.

>> No.14485136

>>14481163
She definitely looks jewey but no in a bad way.

>> No.14485180
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>>14479716
Would go diving with her

>> No.14485209

>>14479716
She aged like 3% milk with some maggots in it.

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>>14483049
>this guy comes all slaps your bible
wat do?

>> No.14485259

>>14485225
Beat him off.

>> No.14485267

>>14479302
Me too

>> No.14485288
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>> No.14485298

>>14482892
Dilate

>> No.14485303

>>14482892
I don't think anybody would opposed to that

>> No.14485321
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ekhem

>> No.14485332

The only good female artists are ugly. Attractive women are incapable of achievements of substance.

>> No.14485347
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14485347

No Donna yet?
>>14483031
What is that supposed to mean?

>> No.14485354

>>14481231
More like sewer women

>> No.14485375

>>14479716
Pretty much the only good picture of her and shes using angle maniuplation.

>thots have been doing this for over 100 years now

>> No.14485464

>>14485180
was this from after she saw Medusa?

>> No.14485471

>>14485321
psycho glare

>> No.14485553

>>14482750
god feet are so based lads

>> No.14485565

>>14485321
You just KNOW she was a freak. Look at those eyes

>> No.14485693

>>14485321
Man, she looks like she'd suck the skin off your cock. She had that "I'd rather end up in the hospital, than tap out" look.

>> No.14486094
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>>14479716
Use an honest pic. She ain't awful but she aint all that

>> No.14486112
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oh and her frontal is worse

>> No.14486220
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for me, it’s sharon

>> No.14486416
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But where's the love for BASED Hannah Arendt?

>> No.14486445
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>>14486416
And while I'm at it I don't see Anais Nin anywhere. .

>> No.14486480
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"You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like."

>> No.14486655

>>14486416
Looks like a female Rasputin

>> No.14486672

everyone's scared to rate lmao

>> No.14486788

>>14485288
le INFP face

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