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Any book quotes that will make a girl look at me like this?

>> No.14464674

>>14464673
I am Hitler lol - (Ach!) MEIN KRAMPS!

>> No.14464683

"i have $500,000.00+ in the bank"

>> No.14464693

>>14464683
what book is that

>> No.14464705

>>14464693
My dream diary desu

>> No.14464718
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14464718

It depends on the girl!
We're not all the same!!

>> No.14464720

>>14464693
now you're asking the right questions. better still, what book(s) will help me acquire that kind of money. best of luck finding the answer, when you do, come back and post it for the rest of us chap.

>> No.14464728

>>14464718
Shut up hole

>> No.14464731

>>14464673
"I fuck babies."

>> No.14464734

>>14464673
"Have you heard about shotacon? Perhaps lolicon?"

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>>14464728
Shut yer pie-hole

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14464761

>>14464673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXF05MtoR8o

tfw no norf gf :(

>> No.14464995
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14464995

Wit's queen (if what the poets sing be true)
And Beauty's goddess, childhood never knew —
Pallas, they say, sprung from the head of Jove
Full grown, and from the sea the queen of Love;
But had they, Miss, your wit and beauty seen,
Venus and Pallas both had children been.
They, from the sweetness of that radiant look,
A copy of young Venus might have took,
And from those pretty things you speak have told
How Pallas talked when she was seven years old.

>> No.14465003

>>14464674
this is is so epic

>> No.14465008

>>14464728
>>14464737
Shut your 2 1/8"boreholes

>> No.14465028

>>14464673
"Lo-lee-taa. She was Lo in school. She was my Lolee pillow waifu. She was the Taataa of my laifu." Nabokov

>> No.14465184

>>14464673
SHAMELESSNESS

>> No.14465365

>>14464673
she's looking into a camera you fool.

>> No.14465438

>>14464673
"I'm a 23 year old virgin with a 4.5" dick and I'm obsessed with you"

>> No.14465722

>>14464718
>>14464728
>>14464737
Her last sonic video was dumb. She is getting dumber by everyday.

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>>14464718
oh hey she's got a print of durer's rhinoceros on the wall
now that guy could fucking draw

>> No.14465774

>>14464720
just get a decent personal finance book anon
half a million dollars is not a vast amount of money any more. it's a very achievable target

>> No.14465793

>>14464718
post fembenis

>> No.14466757

>>14464673
>>14464761
Why hasn't she posted this week yet, bros?

>> No.14466761

>>14464673
"No"

>> No.14466857

>>14466757
shes too busy getting fucked by her junkie bf

>> No.14466906

>>14466857
Why would she want to date someone like that

>> No.14466932

>>14466906
you dont know women do you

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>>14464728

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>>14466857
shut the fuck up

>> No.14467127

>>14464995
based Pope poster

>> No.14467446

>>14464673
I don't know, maybe Kerouac's 'Your art is the Holy Ghost blowing through your soul' or maybe St. Augustine's 'Pray as though everything depended on God; work as though everything depended on you' (if she's that way inclined). Must say I like her hands. She's pretty.

>> No.14468614

"Until an hour before the devil fell, God thought him beautiful in heaven."
From The Crucible, by Mr. Miller

>> No.14468624

>>14464718
>>14464728
>>14464737
>>14465008
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID MENTALLY ILL TRANNY

>> No.14468843

>>14464673
She's a whore with a boyfriend. You're shit out of luck.

>> No.14468946

>>14468843
Hannah is actually really nice and she told me she broke up with her bf

>> No.14468961

>>14468946
Did this take place after her latest christmas stream? If so, good for her.

>> No.14468971

>>14468946
what a whore

>> No.14468977

>>14464673
you know how to lick a clit

>> No.14468978

>>14468961
When I first talked to her she said she had a boyfriend but then the next time we talked she said she had broken up with him, that was awhile ago

>> No.14469045

>>14464683
Incel moment