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Literature for accepting the fact that you will always be a clown?

>> No.14445429

>>14445424
I'm so out of touch I don't even know what this website is talking about any more.

>> No.14445436

the white t shirt guy is unironically being funnier

>> No.14446037

>>14445424
Excellent image, wonderful composition

>> No.14446058

>>14445424
Notice how all the incels are using retarded pick up lines while chad is telling her to meet up so they can fuck. Basically, pick up lines don’t work; just request to meet up.

>> No.14446405

>>14445424
This Is Not Fame by Doug Stanhope

>> No.14447012

>>14446405
Based alcoholic.

>> No.14447064

>>14445424
The works of Alan Watts. Books on Zen, Tao, Buddhism, ect.
Also learn to be a funny drunk, have a car, and go for girls from low-income households.

>> No.14448566

coom

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>> No.14449700

One liners are hella cringe desu, women love pleb humor like observational or sarcasm

>> No.14450474

>>14445424
Are you the guy in the Gnostic thread who was posting the unintelligible stuff about reality existing as a joke for God?

>> No.14450557

Too bad for your image and whatever point it was trying to make- women love humor! If a guy can make a woman laugh, she’ll forgive his other faults- being plain, being poor, being short, etc. Even though yes it is best to be hot and tall and clean, making corny jokes can help you get with girls.

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>>14445424
Watch the 2019 film: The Joker

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>> No.14453930

coom

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>> No.14454642

>>14454620
is this porn?

>> No.14454662

>>14445424
>no Dad

>> No.14454692

>>14454642
Everything is porn to somebody. Girls spraining their ankles is porn. It's on YouTube.

>> No.14454833

>>14450557
>t. women trying to thin out her potential partners by sabotaging desperate men with lies

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>> No.14456123

>>14455817
you can't just post a picture of this sex god on a sfw board like that

>> No.14456133

>>14454620
g-d I wish that was me

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>> No.14458357

>>14455817
did he ever find a boyfriend-free girl?

>> No.14459894

coom

>> No.14460093

>>14446058
i think you missed the point.

>> No.14460096

>>14450557
I'm sorry lady but your words felt empty on the first sentence.

>> No.14460267

>>14454620
why the fuck is liver failure a fetish? if he does this regularly he's just gonna die soon, why don't these retards stick to getting kicked in the nuts? At least you can lose your nuts eventually and still live but here they're just destroying his vitals

>> No.14460332

>>14458357
he became one instead. many such cases

>> No.14460342

>>14460267
Liver failure? How so?
Also isn't being burned with cigarettes incredible sustainable in the long term? Its not visible so long as its not your face or hands and any bacteria is nullified and its effortless for the girl, no damage to vital organs

>> No.14460360

>>14445424
That is legit what women mean when they say they want a 'guys who makes them laugh' though. And I don't mean this in a disparaging "lol, women don't know what they what, right" way.

Women feel spectacular if you can get them in the mood and 'have fun' by demonstrating to that you are a confident person who knows their shit and can make jokes at her expense implying that she ought to be submissive, but not in a way that actually threatens her. To them it's like being taken on a wild ride, and that will make them laugh if you do it right (i.e. you actually genuinely are doing this because you want them to enjoy themselves and not because you're using some 'pickup artist' formula that you don't intuitively understand in some attempt to 'manipulate' them).

There is no contradiction or hypocrisy here, it's just that women aren't going to actually articulate this, and certainly not in this particular way for obvious reasons, so it comes out as "I want a funny guy".

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>Falling for the jewgina meme

>> No.14460371

>>14460360
>That is legit what women mean when they say they want a 'guys who makes them laugh' though. And I don't mean this in a disparaging "lol, women don't know what they what, right" way.
>
>Women feel spectacular if you can get them in the mood and 'have fun' by demonstrating to that you are a confident person who knows their shit and can make jokes at her expense implying that she ought to be submissive, but not in a way that actually threatens her. To them it's like being taken on a wild ride, and that will make them laugh if you do it right (i.e. you actually genuinely are doing this because you want them to enjoy themselves and not because you're using some 'pickup artist' formula that you don't intuitively understand in some attempt to 'manipulate' them).
>
>There is no contradiction or hypocrisy here, it's just that women aren't going to actually articulate this, and certainly not in this particular way for obvious reasons, so it comes out as "I want a funny guy".
What do you do if its always been your nature to be the complete opposite of this as a male?

>> No.14460377

Last time I picked a girl up I pounded four schooners and sperged out about moby dick, it worked

>> No.14460386

>>14454692
thank you for introducing me to this

>> No.14460682

>>14450557
If women love humor then how come my jokes never land and only makes them uncomfortable

>> No.14460705

>>14446058
No the point is that what you say doesnt matter just be chad

>> No.14460707

>>14460682
Women, at least young women don't like dark or bizarre humour they like reddit doggo haha chonkers humor

>> No.14460747

>>14460093
>>14460705
>being this fucking dense

Let's think about this for a minute. What is a woman supposed to reply after you send her a retarded pick up line? It puts them on the spot and isn't organic by any means--as far as using dating apps go. Chad has enough experience with women to know that pick up lines are a waste of time, so he cuts to the chase by simply telling whomever he matches with that they should meet up and get drinks or something. It isn't that hard. But then again, I'm explaining the obvious to a bunch of zoomer incels, who evidently lack any experience whatsoever with women. Some things can't be taught; you have to learn them on your own.

>> No.14460749

>>14454642
No, it's the society we live in.

>> No.14460755

>>14454620
Gosh, I wish that were me.

>> No.14460799

>>14460342
They're kicking him in the liver. Kicking someone delivers more power especially from a standing against a prone position which is why stomping is illegal in the UFC and other mma tournaments today. With that much sustained trauma to the liver you'll burst it.

>> No.14460845

>>14458355
Someone post the Jazz is Sauron screencap pls

>> No.14460850

>>14460371
Simple. You don’t get to reproduce.

>> No.14460861

>>14445424
Same is true the other way around: I remember in middle school I thought my oneitis was hilarious and kind and every positive personality trait when in reality it was probably just because she was super pretty

>> No.14460866

>>14445424
just kill yourself, that's what i plan on doing
there's literally no reason to go on living if you're ugly in today's day and age

>> No.14461713

>>14460799
>Kicking someone delivers more power especially from a standing against a prone position which is why stomping is illegal in the UFC and other mma tournaments today. With that much sustained trauma to the liver you'll burst it
>organs
Are you sure? How come these didn't burst?
https://www.youjizz.com/videos/savage-stiletto-stomping-53792261.html
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aba5339e2734

>> No.14461816

>>14445429
I envy you

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>>14460850

>> No.14461881

>>14445429
Clown is the tendency of people to hide their insecurities with dad jokes, and otherwise hide behind irony/inauthenticity.

>> No.14461890

>>14461881
Are you serious? I can't find this definition anywhere else (urban dictionary)

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>>14458355

>> No.14462057

>>14461713
I'm surprised they don't

give it a few more sessions with these sadistic whores though and you'll get ruptured testicles, these dudes are 100% infertile either way (and that's a good thing)

>> No.14462068

>>14446058
lol...

>> No.14462327

>>14445424
Meditations

>> No.14462350

>>14454833
>singular women
why do incels do this?