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>removes the part of your brain that makes you believe in Jesus Christ
Damn bro, guess you’re not going to heaven now.

>> No.14435928
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>>14435901
I have little hope for humans to ever escape the box they are in. I'm a girl, by the way, and I don't usually mention it, but you'll see why it's relevant further on. I've lived at least 25 years, but I don't keep track of age because it's just a meaningless human construct that traps you.

Tonight, I did something for the first time. I put a blanket in my bathtub. Seems obvious, right? A hard surface can easily be softened by a blanket lain across it. What did I do instead? I spent a quarter of a decade sitting on a hard, uncomfortable slab. Why did I do this? No reason at all. There was no thought involved whatsoever. My father did it and so did his father before him back as long as there was bathtubs.

Well, you should get my point by now, but if you don't, there's no purpose in continuing, since you'll never understand anyway.

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And every christcuck on /lit/ fell silent.

>> No.14435931

/lit/ is for the discussion of literature, specifically books (fiction & non-fiction), short stories, poetry, creative writing, etc. If you want to discuss history, religion, or the humanities, go to /his/

>> No.14435933

>>14435901
it's ok god will understand

>> No.14435938

>>14435928
why is cold steel 4 so shit?

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>>14435931
This thread is literature, perhaps the most profound literature you’ll ever read in your life.

>> No.14435946

>>14435901

I have long fantasized about doing this to everyone. It would be well worth the IQ dip, even if leading quickly to human extinction.

Along similar lines: it would be well worth killing all jews, even allowing that jews are in fact smart and do contribute to innovation and have made objective improvements in many areas.

>> No.14436105

>>14435901
>the part

>> No.14436166

>>14435928
give me a name and i will mount their head out the front of your house to prove my genetic worth

>> No.14436194

>>14435928
>I'm a girl by the way, you'll see why it's relevant
>it's not relevant
Ironically, that's what makes me believe you are a girl.

>> No.14436209

>>14435928
So why exactly are you sitting in an empty bath tub?

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>kill all Christian babies
There, they're going to heaven now. You should be thanking me.

>> No.14436226

>>14436209
To take selfies and post them on Instagram with the caption:
>you should get my point by now, but if you don't, there's no purpose in continuing, since you'll never understand anyway.
(the point being - she's not like all the other girls, which is true, true mental retardation is rare)