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>literally worked four and sometimes more hours a day to make sure my manifesto was completed by Christmas
>finished it last night and printed out all 240 pages
>wrapped it up as a present for mummy this morning
>she read two pages of the introduction and put aside
>sat down and offered to read some more of it aloud for her (she has problems with her eyes these days)
>said it's "not her cup of tea" but might read some more another time

What the fuck bros. Are women even human at this point?

>> No.14414714

>>14414704
even some of the best literature on the planet is boring as fuck (the stoner) why the hell would your mom want to read something that is at least doubly more offensive

>> No.14414723

>>14414704
just get the bowl cut dude then everyone will read your manifesto

>> No.14414745

wtf is a manifesto

>> No.14414750

>>14414745
it's latin for lots of parties (mani festo)

>> No.14414871

mark looks funny with a santa hat lol, maybe he wouldn't have killed himself if he was a bit more festive

>> No.14414990

>>14414704
she probably thinks you're either gonna shoot a school up or hang yourself

>> No.14414998

>>14414704
JUST

>> No.14415008

>>14414704
post ot here

>> No.14415018

Maybe she needs some gotu kola to help her focus

>> No.14415027
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14415027

>writes a book to try and impress some smooth brained breeder
you sad confused specimen what did you think was going to happen

>> No.14415363

I'm in the opposite position. My mom has written 3 novels, 2 of which are based on our family's experiences, and her request for my "Christmas gift" was just to read them. She figured it'd be easy for me since I'm an English lit grad student.
I've read 1 and a third of the second. This was like 2 years ago.

>> No.14415368

>>14415027
>breeder
are you too poor to rent a helium tank? if so, do you have a gofundme i can donate to?

>> No.14415408

>>14414704
t. Hippolite Terentyev

>> No.14415518

>>14414704
why in the ever-loving fuck are you writing a manifesto, to give to your MOM!?

>> No.14415564

>>14414704
This has got to be satire

>> No.14415603

how did mark fisher kill himself?

>> No.14415757

>>14415603
Hanging

>> No.14415883

>>14415757
based. what do you think is the most /lit/ way to commit suicide?

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14415894

>>14414750

>> No.14415898

>>14414750
Underrated

>> No.14415902

>>14415883
charging into an enemy's spear on the battlefield

>> No.14415909

>>14414704
>he's trying to fuck his mom and thinks some pussy beta bullshit like a manifesto will get her granny panties moist
idiot

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14415927

>>14414750
Thanks

>> No.14416021

>>14415363
Were they any good?

>> No.14416047

>>14414704
Why would you write a 240-pages-long manifesto? Why would you gift it to your mom in Christmas? Why would you expect her to read it?

Why are you like this?

>> No.14416155

>>14416047
Because it makes for a good premise for a thread on Hiroshimoot's 4channel's /lit/ - Literature board.

>> No.14416519

>>14415757
Why the fuck would you hang yourself? That's like fucking drowning yourself

>> No.14417003

>>14416519
self loathing

>> No.14417020

>>14415027
i have only ever heard bitter homosexuals use the term 'breeder'.

>> No.14417024

>>14416519
https://theoccupiedtimes.org/?p=12841

>> No.14417258

>>14417020
you must live under a rock