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When I woke up I could not believe my eyes.

>> No.14414295

there in front of me stood an imposing figure, clothed in shadow.

>> No.14414305

My eyes, however, insisted that the figure was unimposing and naked.

>> No.14414317

I couldn't be sure; the pineapple had entered me up to the stem, blurring my vision.

>> No.14414319

as the naked visitor stepped out of the shadows towards me, something caught my eye...

>> No.14414321

or so the eye claimed.

>> No.14414326

He had his hookhand slung under his pegpenis, working to spread his mizzen fullsail, to the wind with a will.

>> No.14414334

In reality, both eyes sat safely, as always, in their usual abode. In my eye sockets.

>> No.14414339

A caressing wind began lift the bed sheets gently, revealing my festering reproductive organ.

>> No.14414359

My lying eyes informed me that it had a pleasing sound.

>> No.14414362

Cinnamon. It smelled of cinnamon.

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OHHHHHHHH IM FUCKING CUMMING AAAAAH

>> No.14414374

in the throws of my orgasmic convulsions, i hadn't noticed how close the butt pirate had come

>> No.14414378

But my eyes had, unbeknownst to me.

>> No.14414395

Synapses in my brain were firing, relaying information, spreading an image of the approaching pegpenis across my visual cortex, an image that I still couldn't see.

>> No.14414399

rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

>> No.14414408

my mind raced, as the creaking pirate pecker crested my bow. "are you sea worthy?" i asked suggestively

>> No.14414419

yo-ho-ho-hoho, and a bottle of...?

>> No.14414441

>>14414292
It wasn't until I saw a picture of Shasha Grey's shit-eating grin and observed her sleepy, seductive eyes that it occurred to me that this is the way to identify Greek girls. Just look at Megara; those sleepy, Sasha Grey eyes that are inviting you to stick it in her freshly enema'd bunghole. Fuck, how I wish to have a Greek chick.

I bet they taste like falafel.

>> No.14414448

the image of the pulchritudinous pirate penis penetrating my puffy pink pleasure palace propelled me into prodigious paroxysms of prostate pleasure.

>> No.14414456

thus exlaimed my deceitful eyes

>> No.14414470

the pulchritudinous pirate, pegleg pete as his late pater familias pegnose paul named him, aimed his prosthetic peg in a position meant to inflict pleasurable and pernicious pain upon my most palpable points of perdition.

>> No.14414485

but pete hadn't accounted for splinters

>> No.14414495

>>14414292
But I've gotten space crabs before, and I didn't want to get another dreadful space STD but the alien's "lady" parts looked so inviting

>> No.14414496

With each boot of the peg, a fresh assortment of wooden barbs pierced deep into the flesh of my throbbing rectum.

>> No.14414528

>>14414292
Busted a nut, but when I looked down I noticed the absence of sperm. She had stopped moving and was now looking at my penis with a non-euclidean expression. Indescribable prodigious tentacles sprung from my crotch and grabbed onto her face, sucking the life out of her and releasing the bottled cum with such force that it blew a hole through her skull.

>> No.14414575

That's when I realized it was 9 and I was late to meet my girlfriend. I rushed up from bed dislodging the pirates makeshift dildo from my bum.

>> No.14414580

waves of pain crashed starboard, as crests of pleasure broke on the stern; my mind a storm of ecstasy as pete took control of the helm

>> No.14414588

I reached for my dressing gown - the one he’d gifted to me on our wedding night - but found it sopping wet and smelling of salt

>> No.14414605

"No... it can't be!"

>> No.14414611

No matter, I opened the lower cupboard and brushed the assortment of crabs, varying in size from that of a small turtle to that of a large turtle, to reach my trusty remington 870 pump action, fully loaded, and tucked in why waistband, just in case, you never know, better safe than sorry, I hope my girlfriend doesn't mind me cancelling our lunch date so that I can stop by the hospital and get these splinters removed from my anus, the Smiths' There is a Light That Never Goes Out skipped out the window from my pirate fling's Dollarama bluetooth speaker, seeing me off as I hopped down the steps, 5 at a time, from my apartment to the bustling street below.

>> No.14414618

As I made my way to the street, I noticed a large transgender prostitute, approaching me on the stairs.

>> No.14414623

it was wearing a diaper

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>>14414580
BASED

>> No.14414638

>>14414623
And apparently, the diaper was full...

>> No.14414715

My hobbled gait must have drawn it, like a shark to the smell blood. It could sense my recent escapade and clearly was interested in some sloppy seconds

>> No.14414730

>>14414715
Oh what fecal delights lay within her clothed buttocks,

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what joyous riches are yet to be uncovered within the thick, linen padding!

>> No.14415375

The shimmering crescent of Io's train across the night sky, like gossamer threads laced with dew, such I imagined was the glistening, joyous demesne dripping with the spent essence of countless heroes such as I.

>> No.14415464

And I the conductor, the captain of my own destiny, set sail for adventure.

>> No.14415583

>>14415464
And, I know today, that my ship will eventually dock in a 3 way with a transgender prostitute and butt pirate

>> No.14415607

But that was to come later. For now, I headed to my local practitioner to remove the peksy peg prickles from my prolapsed posterior.

>> No.14415621

"No time for that, handsome" shouted the transgender hooker in a drunken daze.

She pulled my pants down right there and started sucking my dick.

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>>14415621
as his beard stubble tickled my balls my thoughts drifted to home

>> No.14415640

"HOO MAMA!" I shrieked as my flaccid pecker began to stiffen.

>> No.14415650

But really where is home?

>> No.14415668

Ah, home... the place where my dick goes to die; the place where the pussy is rank and the penises are small.

>> No.14416011

However, my pussy dangerous nigga.

>> No.14416066

DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME!

>> No.14416146

My thoughts are running away from me, I thought, paradoxically. Then I took a moment to think about whether or not I was doing a good job of making myself appear intelligent to my friends and good natured family.... Suddenly a new thought jumped out at me, causing my whole body to tense. Christ, I’m late to see the ol’ girlfriend! The ol’ ball and chain, the old bag!
“Merry Christmas nigga!” I yelped as a slammed my knee into the tranny’s chiseled jaw, decapitating the head of my own pee pee penis in order to free myself from the slobbery choke hold ‘she’ had on my member. I hit the ground running, just like in the smash mouth song. I can’t be late!

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>>14416146
Nigger clocks in my face

>> No.14416188

She splayed her CUNT on the point of my chin, her knees sliding further apart as more and more of her weigh pressed thereon, going strictly back and forth but not lifting herself at all, climbing and sliding down my jaw, each emission arduously wrung from brinier and brinier depths. The more she came, the lighter she felt. Evaporated as she collapsed.

>> No.14416221

She just sort of lay there, like a rag doll crumpled in a toybox, but I wanted more.

>> No.14416297

So I pulled out my gun...

>> No.14416309

"I want more", I say sneevishly.

>> No.14416320

She stiffened (as did I) as I parted her rosy engorged lips with the end of the barrel.

>> No.14416342

The two stiff rods let out thier charged payload in synchronous harmony. I thought of my mother

>> No.14416554

who was also transgender

>> No.14416579

I pushed my face into the mound where his pussy used to be.

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>>14416579
the scarred flesh traced along my lips, reminding me of better days

>> No.14417260

We brutally fucked and sucked and I fed her my seed, yes I did yes.

>> No.14417357

>>14417260
It spilled from her mouth, but not before I could catch it with the cum-ladle I drew quickly (from practice) from my belt.

>> No.14417405

Pregnant Anne Frank

>> No.14417561

Unbeknownst to everyone else, my eyes had been plotting and scheming this entire time.

>> No.14417576

But no! no! For I have seen this all before;( a Judean lie presented by the contrary) something that will not bring solace to my dolorousness!

>> No.14417868

>>14417260
no, you didn't

>> No.14418132

I swear to the gods this is the last time I visit this corner of the Galaxy, the transgender pirate's world could be a delicacy but also dangerous, but those lusty cock craving shemale pirates of the streams, the gay Commodores of the rift, the amputee corsairs of the squidyard and all sorts of sexual Marvel's of that planet always seem to pull me back into that spiral of hedonism and hyper sexual behavior, nothing beats the trill of having a shemale pirate swing her magnum prosthetic dong carved out of the finest space wood and not knowing where in your body it would end. Such is the life of the crew members of the cunnilingus the royal space fleet's most feared ship.

>> No.14418755

"I'm gonna cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom".

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>>14418755
OH GOD IM COOOMING, PLEASE DRAKE HELP ME!
-i screamed before Drake shoved her magnum shecock down my throat while we did a 69

>> No.14418843

IM COOOOOOMING

>> No.14418899

>>14418843
She said at the moment I could feel her cock pulsating inside my mouth, I heard shemale pirate's cum was invigorating and been looking to taste it for what feel like a million light years, and here I was, ready to take a delicacy down my throat. After a couple seconds I could feel the steamy creamy load flowing into my stomach "mmmmmm" i thought, so this is what my master always was talking about, it had a light spicy flavour with notes of chili sauce and sour onions with a rich aftertaste of Indian ale. Her she-cock went softer and softer the more it unloaded in my mouth, I gladly received it all and prepared to give her a taste of the good ol Captain's private reserve...

>> No.14419073

>>14418899
I gave her a taste of the Captains Reserve and she liked it.