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14410219 No.14410219 [Reply] [Original]

does any one have the copy pasta for this pic?

>> No.14410222

no

>>>/wsr/

>> No.14410246

>>14410219
Search google for "With a car you can go anywhere"

>> No.14410297

>"NIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>> No.14410310
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14410310

The actually funny one

>> No.14410358

>>14410310
>self-posting screencap
cringe

>> No.14410370

>>14410297
>(merited)
kek everytime

>> No.14410399
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>> No.14410413

>>14410358
You can edit me out if your ego is that fragile. But this guy looks like meme-Stirner
Saying the N word is only funny to under 18 y/os

>> No.14410417

>>14410413
>uuuugh ego fragile
Why do boomers do this? To me, the moment anyone says "DUDE UGGGHHH YOUR EGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", they lose the argument.

>> No.14410429

>>14410417
>I em teh ego-deth. NPC extraordinaire
>You are egomaniac tripfag
I wish you chucklefucks didn’t force me to use this trip

>> No.14410470
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>>14410219
>https://vocaroo.com/jPmIuMq5vDo
Merry Christmas anon

>> No.14410482

>>14410413
it's not funny because he says nigger, it's funny because he's an unhinged racist. the humor is absurd

>> No.14410487

>>14410429
>ego this
>ego that
*boomering continues*

>> No.14410498

>>14410310
>>14410413
>>14410429
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.14410499

>>14410310
how are tripfags so consistently not funny

>> No.14410501

>>14410413
>N word
you need to go back

>> No.14410598

>>14410501
Disperse
>>>/pol/

>> No.14410994

>>14410598
You are mentally ill and unwanted

>> No.14411114

>>14410498
based

>> No.14411134
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>>14410219
No.
>>>/wsr/

>> No.14411141

>>14410498
>culture
get out

>> No.14411146

>>14411134
>>14410310
lame. try again.

>> No.14411148

>>14410598
Merry Christmas, Butterfly

>> No.14411799

>>14410310
I love that there's even milk there.

>> No.14411879
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>>14411148
‘appy Saturnalia

>> No.14412312

its on youtube : with a car you can go anywhere you want

>> No.14412337

>>14410413
It's funny because it's actually a well-written piece of creative writing masquerading as a shitpost. I admit the Stirner resemblance is funny and obviously the dude gives no shits about anyone but himself, hence a meme-egoist.

>> No.14412387

>>14412312
>If you fly a European flag on your car, you can go anywhere, even into the most miserable refugee camp.
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/sides/getDoc.do?pubRef=-//EP//TEXT+CRE+20001129+ITEMS+DOC+XML+V0//EN&language=EN

>> No.14412391

>>14410310
I understood it. It's not funny but I understood it.

>> No.14412403

>>14410399
How do I develop prose like this? Seriously asking.

>> No.14412422

>>14410413
im 29 years old and i find the word nigger highly amusing

>> No.14412848
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>> No.14412863

>>14410498
This copypasta is ten times worse than any tripfag

>> No.14412875
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>"SINNERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SINNERS everywhere." The cool wind felt good against his beard. "I HATE SINNERS" he thought. Cherubic Hymn no.7 reverberated his entire heart, making it pulsate even as the 566₽ vodka circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of atheists after dark. "With the power of God, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>> No.14412881

>>14410310
oof

>> No.14412885

>>14410219
>>14410310
came here to look for this

anyone got book recommendations (2) that capture this vibe? no philosophy

>> No.14412886

Does anyone have the Lovecraft one?

>> No.14412893

>>14412885
Pynchon and DFW

>> No.14412901

>>14412893
was actually thinking about buying some Pynchon - it'll be a gift for a friend. how's Inherent Vice?

thank you btw

>> No.14412926
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>> No.14412942

>>14410429
no one is forcing you, you are a deeply insecure and disturbed individual

>> No.14412947

>>14410310
Wow, you really are active today, butterfly!
This makes me unendingly happy. Have a merry Christmas, dear. :3

>> No.14412980
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14412980

Made one with the full context
Low res because fuck you

>> No.14412990

is pumping gas with the car running actually dangerous?

>> No.14412995

>>14412926
based

>> No.14413088
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>>14412942
When I take it off, people impersonate me

>>14412990
For safety you keep open flames and sparks away from gas pumps

>> No.14413096

>>14413088
>can't even crop correctly
Gosh butterfly
Even your incompetence is cute. :3
Why are you such a tease?

>> No.14413132

Thread theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gmKIUayMhJc

>> No.14413650

>>14410470
breddy gud. The Peterson voice is a bit too distracting and ruins the immersion in my opinion.

>> No.14414492

>>14410219
Hey buddy, just wanted to say thanks for killing a thread because you're too stupid to use Google :)

>> No.14414653

>>14413132
Merry Christmas, Butterfly :)

>> No.14415054

>>14412980
I think this meme captivates because of his imperviousness to social pressure
his inner dialogue reflects that
teens resonate with this meme because of their own desire to be as he is

>> No.14415059
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>>14410470
why Jordan Peterson?

>> No.14415071

>>14413088
people impersonated you because you were namefagging, the answer to that is to be anonymous not get a fucking trip

>> No.14415093

>>14412875
hey I wrote this thanks anon :)'

>> No.14415097

>>14415093
Kudos.

>> No.14415110

>>14410413
Dumb bitch

>> No.14415335

>>14413088
people impersonated you because you're an insufferable prick.
so instead of going anonymous like any reasonable 4channel user would do, you decided to get a trip - doubling down on your insufferable prickish-ness.

>> No.14415362

>>14415335
Empty head.
Back to your home board >>>/b/

>> No.14415527

>>14410470
Im glad you added the music

>> No.14415530

>>14412403
Read a lot and write a lot. That's a serious answer, it's just really unsatisfying because there isn't a quick "write better" button in life.

>> No.14415600

>>14415059
>>14413650
Why do you think ;)

>> No.14415626

>>14412403
Don't. Trust me.

>> No.14416276

>>14410429
Batter my heart, three-person'd God, for you
As yet but knock, breathe, shine, and seek to mend;
That I may rise and stand, o'erthrow me, and bend
Your force to break, blow, burn, and make me new.
I, like an usurp'd town to another due,
Labor to admit you, but oh, to no end;
Reason, your viceroy in me, me should defend,
But is captiv'd, and proves weak or untrue.
Yet dearly I love you, and would be lov'd fain,
But am betroth'd unto your enemy;
Divorce me, untie or break that knot again,
Take me to you, imprison me, for I,
Except you enthrall me, never shall be free,
Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.

>> No.14416298

>>14416276
based Donne poster