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14390705 No.14390705 [Reply] [Original]

booktubers you'd have stinky sex with

>> No.14390708

pleb tier books
A+++ vagine

>> No.14390717

>>14390705
>letting some roastie steal your precious masculine essence with her vaginal wiles
the gayest thing i've ever heard of

>> No.14390723

>>14390717
based

>> No.14390746

>>14390717
it's possible to have sex without cooming

>> No.14390752

>>14390717
Based af

>> No.14390808

>>14390705
Who zat

>> No.14390815

>>14390808
unfortunately, a female

>> No.14390817

>>14390746
Yeah but what's the point?

>> No.14390820

>>14390817
energy vampirism

>> No.14390828

>>14390717
>heterosexuality = homosexuality
based homosexual

>> No.14390836

>>14390820
The vampire (female) gains nothing from draining your semen anon, vampirism implies win-lose situation and semen vampirism is lose-neutral

>> No.14390837

>>14390817
this

karezza is a fucking meme

>> No.14390841

>>14390836
she gains occult energy/power. if you get her to orgasm without cooming yourself, you leech off her energy

>> No.14390847
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14390847

Not really a booktuber but she's way more /lit/ than OPs picrel and I'd TOP her in the boipussy

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>>14390841
>>14390836
>>14390820
>>14390817
>>14390746
none of u are ever gonna fuck her or any1 else dumb ass virgins stop discussing it

>> No.14390860
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14390860

>tfw the "Booktube Boyfriend" tag is making the rounds
>all the booktubers I watch are making vids with their boyfriends
JUST FUCKING END IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14390865

>>14390853
im speaking from experience. ive done the no-coom fuck before it energizes the fuck out of you

>> No.14390872

>>14390841
not the guy you're replying to, but in order to do that you'd have to be one hell of a dedicated masochist to fuck a woman till she orgasms, and still not having the chance to have an orgasm yourself

>> No.14390882

>>14390872
it's not that hard bro. have you never heard of foreplay? i can get a girl to come before i even stick my cock in her

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>>14390860
if anything this should give you HOPE. look at this anon, fucking LOOK and tell me what you see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rTuIDcmNro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dczX_FFRf38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeK9czYOr0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcAGEsWsShY

>>14390865
shut up virgin noone care

>> No.14390894

>>14390882
I was talking about making her orgasm by way of having sex, not foreplay you fucking moron

Everyone (who isn't an incel virgin) and their mother knows that making a woman cum through foreplay isn't all that difficult

>> No.14390900

>>14390847
>her
Looks like a rat who dials 8

>> No.14390901

>>14390894
female orgasms are like a cumulative stack. if you make her come during foreplay first and THEN have sex, she will have multiple orgasms throughout the sex. dont call me a moron, that's mean.

>> No.14390902

paperbackdreams looks like arya if she stayed a hot loli

>> No.14390909

>>14390853
>u
>any1

fuck off back to twitter, you limp-wristed faggot

>> No.14390910

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrEOUvF4rJk
HOW DID HE DO IT GUYS? HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT? IM WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT HOW DID HE DO IT HOW DID HE DO IT HOW DID HE DO IT????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH IM GOOIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG INSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>14390909
>durr him shorten word him dumb me smart durr
>me no like shorten word me smart i see same thing twitter that mean he use twitter durr
fuck off autist nobody cares about your arbitrary gatekeeps

>> No.14390924

>>14390910
do you have friends? women are hypersocial creatures. that guy is probably well integrated into a social circle.

>> No.14391153

>>14390924
imagine having friends

>> No.14391174
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>>14390705
kat is my wife

>> No.14391181

She wants to suck out your spine juice. That's always their endgame. Semen is only the beginning.

>> No.14391205

>>14391174
I want to cuddle and smell her

>> No.14391258

>>14390705
>>14391174

How do you think she comes?

>> No.14391273

>>14391258
soft and quietly

>> No.14391291

>>14391258
with a lot of jump cuts

>> No.14391346

>>14391258
her orgasms are intense for sure. she'd probably look like she did after reading A Little Life and ugly cried for hours.

>> No.14391351

>>14390891
What am I supposed to be seeing anon?

>> No.14391376

>>14390860
>all the booktubers I watch

Kill yourself.

>> No.14391394

All of them

>> No.14391449

>>14391346
>tfw you will never give kat an orgasm and then cuddle her as she sobs into your chest

>> No.14391463
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>>14391449
why live.

>> No.14391487

>>14391463
sometimes a girl is very cute but then her mannerisms are so bargain bin it's repulsive. I can't count how many art hoes I've seen holding up a peace sign making that exact same faux anime girl face.

>> No.14391496

>>14391463
>>14391487
also those nails and that nose ring are fucking disgusting. she probably described herself as "witchy" God I hate women

>> No.14391501

>>14391487
that's just women. I would still wrap her around my cock.

>> No.14391507

>>14390705
whats her youtube?

>> No.14391523
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>>14391496
based

>> No.14391529

>>14390847
Join the 40%

>> No.14391551
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>>14391529
Based

>> No.14391566

>>14391507
paperbackdreams

>> No.14391610

>>14391463

Very nice hands, each finger distinguished from the other, last phalanges almost as long as other two, almost no tapering, well-developed and wonderfully-articulated thumbs.

>> No.14391642

>>14391566
Fuck. Thought for a second that was an ex girlfriend of mine.

>> No.14391652

>>14391351
>paperbackdreams
ugly boyfriends

>> No.14391655

>>14390717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0he-LZNzVg0

>> No.14392357

>>14391463
what type of panties do you think she wears? i bet they're cute flowery ones desu

>> No.14392656

>>14390910
she's fucking ugly. stop being such a fucking loser.

>> No.14392731

Nothing can save your degenerate souls

>> No.14392770

>>14390847
>ywn be the Iran to her Contra

>> No.14392792

>>14391463
>nosering
Guaranteed to be on antibiotics

>> No.14392836

You guys are creepy. No wonder you can't get a girlfriend!

>> No.14392852

>>14390717
Based

>> No.14393014

>>14392357
def cute ones. would love to eat her ass while she reads tbqh.

>> No.14393780

>>14392836
lol

>> No.14393796
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>>14392836
do I not have a gf because I'm creepy or am I creepy because I can't get a gf?

>> No.14393825

>>14390705
I want to rim out her stinky butthole so bad

>> No.14393841

i hope she inspires some of you to read non-classics

>> No.14393849

>>14391463
BPD AND ECSTASY

>> No.14393917

>>14390910
you’ve gotta be fucking joking

>> No.14393931
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14393931

>all these stupid coomer anons talking about Kat in a lewd way
I hope you idiots know she's aware of this shit right? She's been shittalking the creeps who leave thirst comments on her videos for a while now on twitter. Kat is only for chaste cuddling and admiring from afar, you all have shit taste.

>> No.14393934

>>14391610
serial killer vibes, seek professional help

>> No.14393938

>>14390847

her videos from when she was a he are way funnier and less pretentious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL4nHYFZoGs

>> No.14393939

>>14393931
Fuck off consoomer zoomer faggot loser.

>> No.14393962

>>14390817
To put her in her place.

>> No.14393983

Lot of you guys need to stop lusting.

>> No.14393984

>>14393796
You don't have a gf because you're creepy
But not gaving a gf breaks your soul, and you grow to become lonelier, weirder and creepier
And such things make you unable to get a gf
But not having a gf makes your life even worse
And because of that, you can't get a gf
You're in hell

>> No.14393987

>>14393931
>she's aware of this shit
good

>> No.14393991

>>14393984
The key is to not give a shit about being with anyone

>> No.14393997

>>14393931
>Kat is only for chaste cuddling and admiring from afar
How do you cuddle her from afar you faggot. You fucking retard fucking nincompoop. You know you will never get a girl so you try to convert your isolation in to a form admiration but we all see through your pathetic anal gaping fuck prolapsed brain rot shit motherfucker.

>> No.14394005

>>14393984
at least Hell has videos of cute girls talking about books I can shove my face up against

>> No.14394006

>>14390847
Watch him slowly being consumed by the characters he created.

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>>14393997
I meant to say or anon. no need to be so rude you fucking spazz
and i'm perfectly fine with not getting a gf because i'm a grill

>> No.14394119

>>14393991
faggot you probably play video games and watch Marvel movies

>> No.14394199

>>14393997
lol'd irl

>> No.14394257
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14394257

>there are girls on 4channel reading my lonely and horny posting
fuck what the hell do they think about it bros?

>> No.14394261

>>14394257
Who knows?

>> No.14394299

>>14390746
Coitus Reservatum. Kind of a meme, but real enough to have a Latin term for it

>> No.14394384 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIMzwmHkwxE&list=LLhc6rhznJIxWF0zS1Fj3LSg&index=78&t=0s

>> No.14394392

>>14394257
we think it's cute and funny tee hee

>> No.14394398

>>14394257
There are metric shittons of girls on /soc/
>what do they think of it
they don't understand this meme and consider it scitzoposting

>> No.14394457

>>14393991
lol no
that leads to giving up and eventually your libido dies
you're done, so fucking done...over the years you slip into isolation, further and further until you are nothing but a walking carcass, a bleak dispassionate being...
you can't even understand life at this point, "why do these dumb fucks care so much?" it's because they still have something to live for, something that makes them feel alive
in conclusion
have sex

>> No.14394466

>>14390705
>booktubers you'd have rough, hate-fueled sex with
ftfy

>> No.14394508

>>14391258
with white men, she does not come

with bbc, all the neighborhood hears her

>> No.14394511

>>14391463
im gonna shoot myself in the temple if this cute girl is a l*sbian

>> No.14394516
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>>14390705

>> No.14394562

>>14394257
>ew, what a weirdo

>> No.14394608

>>14394457
haha imagine getting to that point it would be awful haha

>> No.14395087

>>14394257
pathetic

>> No.14395094

>>14394392
post tits

>> No.14395100

>>14395094
i don't have any

>> No.14395109

>>14395100
post nips

>> No.14395112
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>>14395109
gotcha

>> No.14395119

>>14390817
u cut bro?

>> No.14395274

>>14393931

Imagine if she went full Katie, haha just kidding.

>> No.14395299

>>14394457
It doesn't matter, nothing matters

>> No.14395306

>>14394119
Projecting, might wanna see a therapist about your inadequacies before they consume you bud

>> No.14395314

>>14390717
based.

>> No.14395350
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14395350

My wife is in reality marble. As I pray. Unlimited book gains.

>> No.14395388

https://twitter.com/sleepingcrowns/status/1204202142279573504

kat loves us keep going lads

>> No.14395423

>>14390705
NOT FUCKING LITERATURE!!!

>> No.14395444

>>14393931
If she’s reading this, can she please get better taste in books?

>> No.14395450

>>14391258
The same as she goes.

>> No.14395455

>>14395112
wowo racist much???

>> No.14396434

>>14395388
more like barebackdreams

>> No.14396767
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>>14391610
>>14393934

This is now a hand board. Foot philistines OUT!

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14396815

>>14391610
>>14393934
>>14396767

>> No.14396918

>>14396767
i must admit, those are some nice hands

>> No.14396929
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14396929

>>14395423
I know your pain lad

>> No.14396976

>>14396767
>Androgyny sausages

>> No.14396981

Was going to post a censored version but even so i don't want to get banned. I have been getting off on videos of girls masturbating while reading literature aloud. I would probably have sex with them if the opportunity presented itself. But that is also because i struggle with coombrainism.

>> No.14396991

>>14396981
Where can one find these videos?

>> No.14397016

>>14396767
do you really find those round finger tips attractive? pointy fingers are much better.

>> No.14397032

>>14396991
Search 'reading' on pornhub. My current favorite is teenyginger reading Muir's Mountains of California.

>> No.14397290
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>>14397016

Yes, good hands are a paragon of balance and grace, pointy distal phalanges belonging to the kind of extremism prominent in feet: the gross disparity between first and last toe, between metatarsals and pahalanges, between one end and the other, etc. Just one of the many aspects that make hands superior.

>> No.14397345
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14397345

The way fingers can thoughtlessly go through so many positions, revealing and covering each other, in just one moment, despite one intimately possessing them with exquisite dexterity; it's very Spiritually erotic.

>> No.14397421

>>14397345
based. post more fingers

>> No.14397465
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>>14397290
>>14397345

Truly, after the face, the hands are that by which you can immanently see and feel yourself not just as having a body but as being your body proper, the good-bad head-feet or head-genitals linearity is dispelled and a good-good reflective Self-experience takes place between face and hands, the Absolute conquers the particular by being the particular before it triumphantly discards it.

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>>14390705
>Lit obsessed over another booktuber.
There we go again

>> No.14397562
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14397562

Casually browsing her video...palmistry poster.

>> No.14397572

>>14390717
incels please leave

>> No.14397600
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Note how the hand is unlike anything else, other things are like the hand. This is not like a blade or like a feather, but particular blades and feathers are like it.

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14397622

Grass following the sun? Wave crests? A candle's flame under someone's breath? The awesome simplicity of God can be seen in broad daylight.

>> No.14397635

>>14397345
>>14397465
>>14397562
>>14397600

starting at around 25, this girl is only going to get fatter and fatter, meanwhile slathering on more and increasingly histrionic make up, demanding the world continue to treat her the same way it did before she became a ham beast

>> No.14397652

>>14390705
This bitch needs my huge stinky cheesy cock all up in her box yo, i would love to thrust myself between her meaty folds until she splutters brackish fluids all over my face and lips haha

>> No.14397660

>>14397635

>This world is a corpse-eater. All the things eaten in it themselves die also. Truth is a life-eater. Therefore no one nourished by truth will die. It was from that place that Jesus came and brought food. To those who so desired, he gave life, that they might not die.

>> No.14397662

I want to suckle on her teet while she reads me her YA drivel.

>> No.14397717

>>14397635
>histrionic make up
Another faceblind anon, I see.

>> No.14397733

>>14391463
>Stephen King
Basic bitch.

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14397781

Consider how free one finger is from the other and the ineffable space between them. The expanse of the ocean, falling asleep, Yin itself; only the sky and the ground are further apart.

>> No.14397809

>>14397733
she's the only person I know for calling him out on how shitty his books are anon

>> No.14397818

>>14397733
she kind of hates stephen king

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>>14390746

>> No.14397844

>>14397717
nigga you just watch as those cat-eye lashes get more pronounced, and she starts wearing brown and purple lipstick. women are as predictable as the seasons

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>>14390847
>she
>her

>> No.14397972

>>14397781
god i wish those fingers were up my arsehole

>> No.14398051

someone should tweet her this thread
im glad we could have this beautiful discussion, this board can be great sometimes

>> No.14398095

>>14398051
we should get her a christmas gift

>> No.14398105

unprotected

>> No.14398109

>>14398095
i'll write her a sonnet about her beautiful fingers going into my ass

>> No.14398116

>>14398105
based

>> No.14398123

>>14390746
Yes.
t. edge too much and have a hard time breaking the urge to suddenly stop myself during sex and end up not coming at all after multiple attempts

>> No.14398205

Is Kat a virgin?

>> No.14398235

>>14398205
no

>> No.14398258

>>14393849
CONCEITED WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM

>> No.14398288

>>14398258
>>14393849
Cringe. Not even /mu/ is this retarded.

>> No.14398382

>>14398205
>is [adult female] a virgin?
think before you post

>> No.14398416

>>14398235
>>14398382
NO. I won't hear it. I refuse. She's pure.

>> No.14398433

>>14398416
>She's pure.
she makes videos of herself and puts them online AND she swears. NOT pure

>> No.14398589

>>14390860
>booktube boyfriend tag
>none of the boyfriends read

>> No.14399070

>>14390847
That things existence is an indictment of reality.

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>>14390847
obligatory

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>>14390847
Ive grown to hate Contra, not because of Contra himself, but because of his cult. Whenever he drops a new vid, there's screeching cultists all over the internet posting his oh-so hilarious sarcastic overproduced garbage everywhere as if it has any authority or content. And it gets worse when shit like Vice claims he's 'deradicalizing far right kids', when in reality he's preaching to his choir, as i cant imagine how even a mild conservatie can sit through any of those fucking vids without seeing a gestalt avatar of everything he thinks is wrong with the West. A fascist would probably feel uncontrollable hate and disgust.

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>>14391258

>> No.14399382

>>14399112
contra made me hate neolibs and cryptolibs so much i've embraced national bolshevism

>> No.14399410

>>14399337
That nigga's pullout game is amazing.

>> No.14399460

>>14399112
he was entertaining until this year, his aesthetics are more sophisticated but the quality of his essays are getting muddled by the lack of, heh, contrapoints

>> No.14399468

>>14399460
ive never cared for the aesthetics that much.

>> No.14399760

>>14390705
How does she do her pubes I wonder. Bald or bush?

>> No.14399780

>>14399081
is that contra?

>> No.14399792

>>14399081
the duality of (wo)men

>> No.14400507

Anyone have that pic of the booktube cunt who is standing with her back to the camera and she's reaching up to a book and shes nice and thicc?

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Fuck any bookube whore that isn't Carli.
>2017 was 2 years ago
I miss her so much bros.