/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14383591]

>Raocous cheering everywhere
>"Now, let's get down to-WAIT A SECOND... Which Oxbridge college did that Anon fellow go to..."
>They look back

Well?

[Anonymous No.14383606]

>>14383591
Trinity

[Anonymous No.14383614]

>>14383591
I slept with people at St Johns and at Trinity... and Darwin... I don't think that counts somehow.

[Anonymous No.14383622]

>Oxbridge
It's spelled 'Cambridge', Oxford is a shithole

[Anonymous No.14383626]

>>14383622
We're talking politics, so it's Oggsford.

[Anonymous No.14383637]

>>14383626
What-you-Eggsford

[Anonymous No.14383640]

Everyone knows the people who really make waves go to Edinburgh university.

[Anonymous No.14383647]

>>14383614
queer

[Anonymous No.14383654]

>>14383640
The Scottish diet can do that to you.

[Anonymous No.14383659]

>>14383647
Nevertheless, all heterosexual fucks my dude.

[Anonymous No.14383660]

>>14383654
Worst part of living in Scotland desu, but at least it isn't Glasgow, there's sense of English decency and moderation in Edinburgh

[Anonymous No.14383708]

>>14383591
tfw only going top 10, why must I be plagued, the poor decisions of my childhood have stretched far beyond into my adulthood

[Anonymous No.14383725]

>>14383591
Did you get into Oxbridge buddy? How’s it going? Enjoying it so far? What’s it like?

[Anonymous No.14383785]

>>14383660
Because the city is literally 25% English and has been English speaking for longer than most of England.

[Anonymous No.14383903]

>>14383591

Green Templeton bb

[Anonymous No.14383916]

Trump University

[Anonymous No.14383920]

>>14383614
bending over is nothing to brag about

[Anonymous No.14383937]

i went to a community collge for 6 months then became a neet

[Anonymous No.14384030]

>>14383920
Nevertheless I went, in a sense, to those colleges. One could even say I stayed at them.

[Anonymous No.14384057]

I graduated from the London School of Economics with a third.

[Anonymous No.14384061]

>>14383614
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.14384070]

>>14384057
>third
Did it come into use? I graduated with 2.2 in Maths in a shitty russel group uni.

[Anonymous No.14384144]

>>14384070
Which one?

[Anonymous No.14384152]

>>14383591
Graduate in Gender dimorphism from Oxford reporting in.

[Anonymous No.14384167]

Who here /uneductated/

[Anonymous No.14384468]

>>14383591
>...Bunker Hill community college

[Anonymous No.14384486]

Why yes, I am self-taught and in a well-paying profession. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.14384500]

>>14383591
Dropped out of Edge Hill, la

[Anonymous No.14384512]

alberta la

[Anonymous No.14384518]

G O L D S M I T H S

[Anonymous No.14384534]

>>14383591
i dropped out of my american community college, that's alright with you /lit/ right?

[Anonymous No.14384535]

>>14384486
BASED autodidact.

[Anonymous No.14384575]

>>14383637
Based Macbeth poster

[Anonymous No.14384581]

Uhhhhhh L-Leicester...

[Anonymous No.14384602]

why do people go to uni?

[Anonymous No.14384615]

lol @ UK Meritocracy

[Anonymous No.14384639]

>>14383654
lol. ahahaha, good ol british dry humor :D

[Anonymous No.14384648]

>>14384602
Because of HR departments, theyve literally ruined the job market

[Anonymous No.14384682]

>Community college -> transferred to big state school -> studied economics -> work for major tech company now.

Ez

[Anonymous No.14384724]

>>14383659
not if you say people

[Anonymous No.14384736]

>university of Brighton

[Anonymous No.14384763]

*spit on their face*

[Anonymous No.14384775]

>>14384602
To get an education, so they can get a job that doesn't entail flipping burgers or carrying heavy boxes in a warehouse.

[Anonymous No.14384868]

>Went to one the best schools in Canada
>No one gives a shit outside of Canada
>No one gives a shit in Canada either
sheeeeeit

[Anonymous No.14384892]

>>14384602
Because we get funnelled into it for fear of dissapointing our parents, only to end up either dropping out with debt and becoming a NEET or graduating with debt, a useless degree and becoming a NEET.

[Anonymous No.14384909]

>>14384057
Jim Hacker?

[Anonymous No.14384915]

>>14384909
Patrician. Proud of you, anon

[Anonymous No.14384951]

>>14383591
Hahaha Redbricks are just as good right guys, in this day and age hahahaha?

[Anonymous No.14385008]

>>14384144
Queen Mary.

[Anonymous No.14385030]

>>14383640
Fuck off, Quentin. Go back to youtube

[Anonymous No.14385038]

>>14384775
Turned out to be a lie. I'm flipping burgers 10 years later.

[Anonymous No.14385075]

YORK

and not ST fucking JOHNS

[Anonymous No.14385082]

>>14384724
One might say people for any number of reasons my person.

[Anonymous No.14385226]

Corpus

upstairs from bojo's son

[Anonymous No.14385230]

>>14385038
Education never made darwinism obsolete.

[Anonymous No.14385637]

>>14383591
>tfw you'll never be a privately educated chad that can casually recite the iliad in ancient greek.

[Anonymous No.14385666]

>>14385075
BASED
which college anon?
Vanbrugh representing

[Anonymous No.14385879]

>>14385230
I vaguely remember an old 4chan post of an anon who got a low final grade for his degree BUT was part of the uni anime club. He knew the club president who got into something good and somehow pulled the anon into it as well.

[Anonymous No.14385932]

>>14384057
How useful would a third in say accounting be?

[Anonymous No.14385959]

>>14385932
Aren't there apprenticeships in accounting? I know you don't need a degree for it.

[Anonymous No.14385969]

northwestern
top 15 in US, not bad

[Anonymous No.14385974]

>>14385075
Is St Johns shit even if you're just doing languages/lit?

[Anonymous No.14385979]

>>14383591

UCL.

It's the Oxbridge of universities to go to when you get rejected from Oxbridge.

[Anonymous No.14386043]

>>14383591
st andrew's

[Anonymous No.14386079]

Who else /Exeter College/?

Alma mater of Dominic (Cum)mings

[Anonymous No.14386082]

>>14383591
va hacienda maet

[Anonymous No.14386100]

>>14385932
A third in any field is not useful
If anything a third is actually worse than not having a degree, because it shows that you went to uni and spent three or four years squandering the opportunity

[Anonymous No.14386268]

>>14386100
If your friend (unironically not me) went to uni for 3 years and smoked weed every day to combat anxiety (had a gf who exacerbated his panic attacks and his worries about not ever accomplishing anything in life) and mentioned he just turned off his brain during lectures and still passed with a third (others on his course who smoked as much weed as he did got a second) but he got fuck all in terms of connections or internships etc and now hasn't been able to become a chartered accountant after he finished uni and says the min wage jobs he is working+OT are just temporary (he's now 22), has a messed up short term memory and lacks the ability to concentrate but isn't socially inept and has a good personality, still smoking daily and can't quit

How fucked would your friend be? He said he hated going for so long and absolutely couldn't do a masters and just wants to earn money finally

[Anonymous No.14386315]

>>14383785
no it hasn't. from 14th century until the 19th scots was the language spoke there.

[Anonymous No.14386742]

>>14386315
>Angus slowly realising Lowland Scots are literally Anglo-Saxons

[Anonymous No.14387313]

>>14385666
James and im a fresher

[Anonymous No.14388053]

>>14384775
>carrying heavy boxes in a warehouse.
That honestly doesn't sound too bad. I hate how stressful my job is and how difficult it is. I hate outlook. I hate excel. I want to die.

[Anonymous No.14388601]

>>14384602
so i can be an engineer, do math daily, not talk to new people and have time to read.

[Anonymous No.14388604]

>>14385879
i wouldnt be surprised if weebs were all nepotistic jews

[Anonymous No.14388636]

>>14384167
I went to 1.5 semesters like the Sopranos meme, realized it was pointless because I've never had real friends and am too autistic to network for a job, failed my suicide because I'm retarded, then somehow got neetbux. Now I have a several years employment gap via depressive loafing around which might as well be a felony so there's zero point in trying again because it's hard enough for normies to get a decent job, let alone my dumb ass.

Redpilled me on the plight of welfare niggers. Will for sure try a noose for round 2 in a bit. It's a doggy dog world. Thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.14388670]

I dinnae go to college, govnah.

[Anonymous No.14388673]

>>14388053
What do you do in excel?
Working a warehouse job is terrible fyi.

[Anonymous No.14388967]

>>14385974
St Johns is like one of the more prestigious colleges, don't have a fucking giggle m8.

[Anonymous No.14389011]

>>14388636
probably just mild autism though no?

[Anonymous No.14389077]

>>14388636
if you wanted to get a job you could get one. unless you are disturbingly autistic. if you contact agencies and tell them you're looking for a job to start as soon as possible, one will give you a job. they will have no-experience-required jobs that they find hard to fill for various reasons

>it's hard enough for normies to get a decent job
>decent job
this is the problem with fucking neets, they want instant gratification. they don't want to take the first step because they think it's beneath them. and it's that very attitude that makes them useless and undesirable to anybody.

why do you think you're entitled to a decent job when you've been leeching off society your whole life? why don't you start off with some voluntary work and try to pay back what you've taken. until then, there's no evidence that you're capable of doing any job at all, so get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.14389357]

>>14388967
York St John university is not

[Anonymous No.14389369]

>>14384868
>Went to one the best schools in Canada
>one the best

because no cares unless it's the best, if it's not Oxford/Cambridge then it literally doesn't matter where you went

[Anonymous No.14389374]

Is there a book which explains the repulsive physiognomy of the brits? I've never seen a properly-proportioned bong.

[Anonymous No.14389384]

>>14389369
Ok pseud

[Anonymous No.14389443]

[Anonymous No.14389519]

>>14389077
>spend years years at college
>"just work at 7-11 bro"

truly it is a Foot In The Door©. based wagie anti-entitlement thrall.

[Anonymous No.14389533]

>>14384500

Based skalposter

[Anonymous No.14389550]

Everyone knows UCL is superior to Oxbridge. Oxbridge trains people to rule Britain, UCL trains leaders for every other country.

[Anonymous No.14389572]

>>14385979
So many foreigners though man - I dont mind them in themselves but overall you just get this feeling of atomisation at UCL - everyone from a different country, everyone going home in the next 2 years never to be seen again, surface-level conversations about cultural drinking differences

[Anonymous No.14389579]

>>14385637
you could just learn greek - church of england do cheap lessons

>>14384518
die

>>14384167
we're a populist party now

[Anonymous No.14389606]

>>14389579

Tell me more about the cheap Church of England Greek lessons

[Anonymous No.14389631]

>>14389606
Its the anglo catholic churches in london - im fairly sure st mary le strand and st matthews are invovled - id dm them on facebook

[Anonymous No.14390421]

>>14389374
There, now you have.

[Anonymous No.14390460]

>>14390421
See this is what I mean, even with Englands finest, Cavill is more like a happy accident. Hid nose is fucked, his head shape is off. He was just lucky to have all this anglo disturbances fall randomly into the right places. Compare Cavill to truly symmetrical males like Brad Pitt or Chris Hemsworth and the difference is apparent

[Anonymous No.14390533]

>>14390460
Henry is Norman. brad pitt and hemworth are midwit plebs and look like it.

[Anonymous No.14390560]

>>14386315
Scots is an Anglo-Saxon dialect.

[Anonymous No.14390562]

>>14383640
Not even the best university in Scotland, a glorified playpen for wealthy asian kids and weak minds