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What is some good literature for converting to Judaism? I need something to place me into the Jewish mindset necessary for even approaching the Torah. I've already started learning Hebrew, so literary youtube videos where I can practice listening to Jewish speech are appreciated too.

>> No.14374595

Unironically The Jews and Modern Capitalism, Werner Sombart

Has a lot of good classic sources on Jewish identity and psychology

>> No.14374603
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>> No.14374616

I'm still on the Genesis, book is boring as fuck, for G-d keeps bringing other irrelevant humans to the story.

>> No.14374656

>>14374274
Maybe try talking to a local rabbi?

>> No.14374725

Sefer Yetzirah ( ספר יצירה Sēpher Yəṣîrâh, Book of Formation, or Book of Creation)

Sefer Raziel HaMalakh, (ספר רזיאל המלאך, "the book of Raziel the angel")

>> No.14374739

>>14374274
Can't recommend any religious texts, but if you want some interesting stuff on the jewish experience, I recommend The Golem and the Jinni. It's a very human story and just perfect this time of year

>> No.14374836

The Culture of Critique by Kevin MacDonald

>> No.14375070

>>14374274
>I need something to place me into the Jewish mindset
The Jews and Their Lies - Martin Luther

>> No.14375079

>>14374274
Also "Mein Kampf "by Adolf Hitler. You absolutely need to form a delusional persecution complex in order to be properly accepted as a Jew after your conversion. So that's a good work of literature to read up on.

>> No.14375244

>>14374274
Why convert? Religion is just mass cultism. You already have a relationship with G-d. Just strengthen it.

>> No.14375266

>>14374274
Are you marrying a Jew or something, OP? This is pretty much the only time I hear of someone converting to Judaism.

>> No.14375684

>>14375244
I don't see why legitimate cults are necessarily bad. And I feel like belonging to this one can help me strengthen my relationship with G-d the most.
>>14375266
Nope, I've just realized that I unironically have mild Jew-dysphoria if you could call it that. I feel like I was meant to be born Jewish. Of course marrying an Israeli qt is then a priority.

>> No.14375692

>>14374274
>I need something to place me into the Jewish mindset
Seinfeld

>> No.14375706

>>14375070
May I also recommend Henry Ford's articles?

>> No.14375716

You can't, Jews believe that Gouim don't have human souls but only animal souls. You could however inseminate a Hewish girl, and your child would be a jew

>> No.14375717

>>14374656
I will when I learn more. I don't want to appear completely ignorant, as I'm sure he has witnessed such people before and will probably see me in an unfavourable light.

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>>14375716
How would they know tho? If I'd move and pretend my grandmother was Jewish but I grew up atheistic/Christian none of them would know.

>> No.14376035

>>14375716
Did you learn this from a /pol/ infographic?

>> No.14376109

>>14374725
It's going to take decades until his hebrew is good enough to read the sefer yetzirah.

>> No.14376118

>>14374603
Thanks for actually saving my list bro

>> No.14376319

>>14376027
Jewishs mystics trained in qabalistic discernment can sense goyim from a mile away.

>> No.14376676

When the Jews get control of AI superintelligence, can you make sure it doesn't kill me? I live in Trondheim.

>> No.14376744

>>14374274
start reading nazi /pol/ threads. they're all written by jews

>> No.14376747

>>14374274
I could be wrong but I thought Jews hated any convert jews. Especially if you don't have any israeli/jewish blood in you

>> No.14376756

>>14375717
as with everything else depends on the person. i think a good rabbi is an understanding and patient rabbi

>> No.14377011

If you believe in the G_d of the Jews and want to be saved, you don't need to become a jew in the proper religious sense. You must only follow the 7 commandments of Noah.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noahidism

Conversion is possible, but once you become a Jew, you'll have to respect 613 commandments, not 7. Everything will be more difficult.

>> No.14377033

>>14374274
>I need something to place me into the Jewish mindset
The Controversy of Zion

>> No.14377056

>>14376744
This

>>14376027
>How would they know tho?
There is a certain pathology that can only achieved by existing as a parasitic organism for hundreds or thousands of years. If you don't have it, you will need to do by self-discipline what your peers do by instinct. And that brief moment of hesitation before you respond is what will reveal you as an outsider.

>> No.14377753

>>14377056
whenever jews were allowed to serve in the military of whatever country, they've done so, and generally they are patriotic if the country treats them fairly

>> No.14377894

>>14374274
The Jewish religion as it exists today is about as close to ancient Israelite religion as a DAdaist painting is to Michaelangelo's David.

>> No.14377947

>>14376747
Only if they're gigantic arrogant assholes. Pretty much every Jewish text that talks about conversion tells us to love the convert and accept them, for they have come to Judaism by choice instead of by birth. Shunning a convert and excluding them from the community is a huge sin. Judaism doesn't encourage conversion, but it does value its converts greatly, because theres basically no reason to convert to Judaism unless you genuinely believe in its tenets or are drawn to its beliefs.

>> No.14378302

>>14374274
It is super easy.
>Tell yourself you are one of Gods Chosen People
>All the good stuff in the bible is for you
>All the bad stuff is reserved for your enemies
>Just be ready to accept Christ in the moments before you die.

>> No.14378514

>>14376035
I think it's quotes repeatedly by various Israeli rabbis actually anon.

But by all means try to convince us that Goyim means 'nations'. You could even try and pin Jewish Sabbatean human sacrifice on Hyvites as I saw hundreds of you attempt to do to subvert a narrative last year.

>> No.14378527

>>14377947
Also you guys need uncircumcised healthy looking individuals to infiltrate any groups who don't worship you, right?

>> No.14379173

>>14378527
Oh of course although we don't need as many as you might think, I mean how many people do you know that you know for a fact are circumcised or not? So long as we're careful whenever we use a urinal we can pretty much get someone into whatever group we want. That's the reason we pushed the gays into one huge obnoxiously loud subgroup, because they're the people most likely to get a good look at another guys dick. Keeping them all in one community that constantly broadcasts itself wherever it goes makes it easier to know if we need to send a goyim or not.

>> No.14379521

>>14379173
No need in the US of course as you've made circumcision the norm there - though as that comes to a end foreskin will increasingly be used as a gentile shibboleth don't you think?

>> No.14379879

>>14379521
Sure but that would require you to show the other person your dick, which makes it an impractical shibboleth for a number of reasons. Really so long as circumcision remains at least somewhat a thing among the gentiles we're fine. It doesn't have to be common, it just has to be something people know happens, that way we have plausible deniability. "I noticed your dick is cut, are you a jew?" is not something most people would ever bring up in normal conversation, and even if it is most people aren't going to dig too deep into your history to figure out if you're lying about why your second head has no hat.

Besides anyone who did go that extra mile would almost immediately be labeled as a creep at best, and at worst a crazy anti-semite who's so paranoid about the Jews that he feels the need to do investigative research on another man's penis. Which handily redirects both attention and credibility away from whatever said crazy person may have found. It's a pretty solid setup actually, almost entirely self perpetuating too.

>> No.14379982

>>14379879

> Besides anyone who did go that extra mile...

Anon, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but attitudes to the chosen are changing extremely rapidly. Are you not seeing this?

>> No.14380011

>>14375079
The Jews are the most oppressed people in all history. All he persecution was totally baseless hate not at all based on Jewish behavior or pattern recognition. They used their nearly total grip on media and banking to make sure I got that message.

>> No.14380021

>>14374836
You mean Rabbi Kevin MacDonald?

>> No.14380166

>>14379982
Look the circumcision thing serves two purposes

1. Normalize the act of circumcision, if the public thinks circumcision is weird then they're more likely to think of the Jews as weird. And that makes people pay more attention to Judaism and might lead to them being less accepting of it, which is bad for us. This is where it's starting to fail but it's just one of a number of mechanisms we use for this purpose. It's loss will not be a large setback.

2. Enable a Jew to blend in. This is the more important feature. We don't want any sort of easy or obvious method for a goy to differentiate between one of their own and us. And this plan is in no real danger because it's less about getting people to be in favor of circumcision and more about getting people to be against a person invading their privacy and asking questions about their junk. So long as people think that circumcision is not strictly a Jewish thing, regardless of how correct that actually is, then we're good.

And on the topic of changing attitudes they aren't changing nearly as fast as you think. You all haven't even been very effective either, the majority of the population thinks you're paranoid neonazis, and lump anti-semitism in with xenophobic racism and hatred of muslims. Honestly the commies, libertarians and the people trying to get money out of politics are all bigger threats than anti-semites.

>> No.14380230

>>14380166
i think you're being a bit materialistic
people are drawn to circumcision for reasons other than jewishness, the same thing people complain about (that it reduces sexual pleasure) is exactly what gives it meaning - it makes you less capable/likely of being a cumbrain who just wants to coom all the time when it doesn't feel that good anyway, it represents rising above base desires and being closer to god
whether or not it fulfills this purpose or even if that is a good purpose is up for debate but jamming the entire issue into "it's da jooz doing bad jew stuff!" does not make for compelling dialog
t. circumcised american christian
i somewhat wish i wasn't because i don't like that it was forced on me but i'm not really all that bothered that i am because it doesn't really affect my life much and there's more to life than sexual pleasure

>> No.14380239

>>14380011
>Get kicked out of 109 countries
>It must be everyone else's fault

>> No.14380306

>>14380166
There's another aspect you're missing.

By traumatising young males you create an anal retentive personality type as the norm. This is useful. Anal fixation makes people calculating, money hungry, competitive and manipulative.

And please don't assume those noticing Jewish in group preference are anti semities. One can fight hard against Jewish power and quite reasonably assert you're fighting for equality. That's how far Jewish supremacism has pushed.

But as I say, you've underestimated how quickly things are moving. Even five years ago, no one noticed Jews. Now you're all over the news. Ever wonder why they were trying to prep for a jump to China?

>> No.14380318

>>14374274
be aware that Jews will not proselytize and will discourage you from converting. You will be turned away by a rabbi a minimum of 3 times.

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>>14380230
oof

>> No.14380390

>>14380318
Oh they proselytize alright but in places like New York City and the City Of London.

>> No.14381377

>>14380318
Why though? Why stop after the third time?

>> No.14381398

>>14374274
The International Jew, Henry Ford
The Protocols for the Elders of Zion
The Jews and their Lies, Martin Luther
White Power, George Lincoln Rockwell
The Culture of Critique, Kevin MacDonald

>> No.14381412

>>14381377
it’s just a rule, purely a formality

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>>14374274
Read St. Justin Martyr's First Apology and his Dialogue with the Jew Trypho, don't fall for the jewish deception.
http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/0126.htm
http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/0128.htm

>> No.14381495

>>14381456
christians are just a jew-cult off shoot. they literally believe in the torah, just with a hip new name. Why do you think the catholic church is hoarding money and raping children? its cuz they're actually just jews wearing a t

>> No.14381509

>>14381495
Nice braindead reddit take

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>>14381495
Pozzed take

>> No.14382102

>>14381495
you have to be over 18 to post here

>> No.14383028

>>14381412
Aren't religious formalities supposed to have some deeper significance to them?

>> No.14383047

>>14374274
>What is some good literature for converting to Judaism?
We already have Christianity. It's Judaism 2.0 designed for goyim

>> No.14383905

>>14383047
that's like saying the sega genesis is the nes 2.0

>> No.14383967

>>14377011
>Noahidism
Pathetic attempt, does anyone even take your jew ass seriously?

>j-j-just worship us and respect these 7 commandments, it's way easier goy

>> No.14384023

>>14379173
lol

>> No.14384035

>>14381509
>>14381543
>>14382102
trads mad le

you people are pathetic

>> No.14384045

>>14381495
Based, thank God that the reformation happened and now proper non-Jewish Christian denominations exist

>> No.14384074

>>14374274
>converting to Judaism
Lol.

There are only two requirements to be a Jew:

a) Hatred of Christ.
b) Belief in Jewish racial supremacy.

So, there's no "converting" here, and anybody can be a Jew. Although point b) requires a certain very harsh measure of self-effacement.

>> No.14384804

>>14384074
But I don't hate Christ? I just consider him to not be the Messiah. Jews are indeed superior in G-d's eyes, but that doesn't mean other people can't climb up to them.

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>>14384045
>reformation
>non-Jewish
The (((reformation))) is the greatest Jewish trick to ever be played on the European man. It is quite comparable to that Genesis scene really.

>> No.14384966

>>14383028
The reason they turn people away in the first place is to make sure that they're serious about converting. The idea is that if you're willing to turn away and give up that easily then you aren't going to have the dedication to see the process through to its end. Also converting people to Judaism who aren't serious or dont fully understand what they're getting into is generally considered a sin.

There's no religious significance behind doing it 3 times. 3 is just a good number, high enough so you know that the person truly does want to convert, but not high enough to risk turning them away.

>> No.14385941

>>14380239
prophets were constantly killed for spreading G-d's message. This is nothing new.

>> No.14385995

>>14384074
Jewish racial supremacy is pretty self-evident from IQ test statistics and the like, but that doesn't have anything to do with Jewish religion, you dingus

>> No.14386714

>>14385995
that IQ "fact" comes from a study in the 50s where they gave the test to children. ratio IQ scores that kids get is nothing like adult standard deviation testing.

the average IQ of israel is like 90 or something lmao

>> No.14386868

>>14375717
>>14375717
Talk to your rabbi. They will appreciate your honesty, vulnerability and efforts to better yourself. They know that you are human.

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>>14386868
Does he need to make an animal sacrifice at the temple mount? I recall reading that it was a strict requirement for joining the tribe.