/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14373294]

>tfw some potato vodka pedo speaks english prettier than you

[Anonymous No.14373296]

>>14373294
he was part jewish and had a high verbal IQ

[Anonymous No.14373304]

>>14373294
i am tired of seeing threads on this fucking book

[Anonymous No.14373320]

>>14373304
>t. nympholeptiphobe

[Anonymous No.14373323]

He used a dictionary when he wrote it

[Anonymous No.14373331]

>>14373323
You can’t just write an intro like that with a dictionary and a thesaurus

[Anonymous No.14373345]

[Anonymous No.14373356]

>>14373304
it's like the most memeable book ever
>pedo
>extremely quotable prose
>nabo's insulting quips
>mid century americana
>russky anglo-mogging burgers
>muh unreliable narrator
>book has no actual point at all
may as well have been designed to bait /lit/

[Anonymous No.14373370]

8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin

My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

JIM

[Anonymous No.14373395]

>>14373304
One of the greatest book of the english language, but I agree, the only reason this gets spammed is because anglos are eternal repressed children with juvenile attitude towards anything sexual. Moralists. The extreme irony is that Nabokov picked pedophilia as a topic because he knew the only way to get anglos reading something was to incorporate sex and taboos into it. He's extremely based.

[Anonymous No.14373475]

>>14373294
why cant i fuck 13 year olds goddammit?!

[Anonymous No.14373533]

>>tfw some potato vodka pedo speaks english prettier than you

>read LOLITA
>mind gets blown by the prose
>fall in love with Nabokov
>super excited to read all his books
>pick up DESPAIR
>first two paragraphs are about what a phenomenal writer he is
>agree so hard it hurts my brain and I can't continue
>want to read Nabokov but so in awe/not wanting to have no more Nabakov to read that I just can't
>months ago
>I feel... D E S P A I R

Bravo, Vlad!

10/10 just fucked my shit up.

[Anonymous No.14374186]

>>14373294
what is the point of the novel

[Anonymous No.14374296]

>>14374186
to obtain young pussy as a romantic immigrant and enjoy the surrealism -strange aspects- of the united states.

[Anonymous No.14374907]

>>14373294
>>14373296
how do i raise my verbal iq

[Anonymous No.14374953]

>>14374907
first raise an offering for moloch

[Anonymous No.14375273]

>>14374186
To be a beautiful object.

[Anonymous No.14375307]

>>14374907
read a lot, use a dictionary, listen to good speakers of the language (while also ignoring shitty speakers of the language because we tend to imitate the people we listen to most), speak thoughtfully and considerately, study grammar