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What's the black coffee of literature? Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:04:56 2019 No.14370786 [DELETED]

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As in it's terrible, but people pretend to like it to seem "cool"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:12:29 2019 No.14370806 this shitty bait worked on /tv/, will you allow it to work on you, /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:14:33 2019 No.14370813 File: 1.26 MB, 1162x2737, the same thing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every week. Every board. Did a black coffee drinker fuck your gf or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:14:54 2019 No.14370815 Pretty much any book of ""theory"".

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:17:06 2019 No.14370820 >>14370786 DFW

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:25:50 2019 No.14370841 >>14370813 check this out >>/lit/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=bullying+fucked&search_op=op

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:26:58 2019 No.14370846 >>14370786 Judith Butler or anything pomo Coffee is great though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:27:14 2019 No.14370849 i drink my coffee black because it tastes good, fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:28:20 2019 No.14370851 >>14370841 i remember those threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:34:35 2019 No.14370865 an obese mexican is making these threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 04:07:57 2019 No.14370932 >>14370846 butler is getting soft cancelled atm for donating three hundred bucks to kamala harris

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 04:12:07 2019 No.14370945 >>14370932 what does that 60 year old 10 year old boy have to say about it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 04:38:56 2019 No.14370993 Why are American incapable of consuming sugar-free foods?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 04:50:02 2019 No.14371017 I put milk in my coffee to cool it down so I can drink it faster. If, however, you want to enjoy an actually nice cup of coffee, you are retarded if you put anything in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 05:02:10 2019 No.14371047 >>14370786 What the fuck? I get it cause it's cheaper and vefy common. I don't care how it looks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 05:13:11 2019 No.14371068 This goes for all coffee drinkers

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 05:14:59 2019 No.14371071 desu here in Balkans, black coffee=coffee then again only Starbucks we have is in the capital city so I don't know is it even similar to what we drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 05:17:54 2019 No.14371077 >>14370786 What the fuck is this? Are people really so insecure that they don't like a particular style of coffee that they have to imagine it's all fat guys drinking it? I'm thin and... "normal"... and I drink string black coffee, no sugar, etc etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 05:18:56 2019 No.14371082 >>14371077 Also... who the fuck is going to starbucks for coffee? I have a £300 machine that makes fresh coffee instantly. Fuck you.

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 05:28:14 2019 No.14371103

>>14370786
Some types of coffee aren’t meant to be drank black, they just taste like sour sludge without sugar/milk whatever faggotry you put in your coffees. This should cover most types available at Starbucks, CCCs and the like.
Other types taste good black. They’re bitter with a characteristic taste you can “feel”in your nose, not sour. Bitter good, sour bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 05:34:53 2019 No.14371119 I don't drink coffee but from all the shit I've tried it all tastes bad, imho might aswell down that shit without the cream. It's like vodka. Not literature btw, but >>14370815 is right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 05:36:53 2019 No.14371124 >>14370786 this was posted about a month ago fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 05:54:09 2019 No.14371162 >>14370786 Who the fuck even drinks coffee?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 05:59:56 2019 No.14371175 >>14371082 People who have jobs and aren't always at home with their £300 machines? Just a wild guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 06:02:10 2019 No.14371180 >>14370865 Yeah, the obesity part is a given. Nobody but a huge fatty would give a fuck that people aren't dumping sugar, milk, whipped cream, and whatever the fuck other candy bullshit into their drinks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 06:03:55 2019 No.14371184 >>14371077 >they have to imagine it's all fat guys drinking it The funny thing is all these fat guys are holding cups of sugar with a few drops of coffee added to taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 06:36:48 2019 No.14371243 >>14371162 True. Coffee is for the weak. Igave it up almost 3 years ago. Black tea is only source of cafeine for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 06:41:32 2019 No.14371253 >>14370786 >he buys coffee at starbucks eww

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 06:44:50 2019 No.14371261 >>14371175 >who have jobs How do you think I have a £300 machine?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 06:59:33 2019 No.14371306 >>14370786 What't the black coffee of coffee? Glad you've asked, it's a iced venti espresso, you're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 07:04:06 2019 No.14371320 >>14371306 tfw iced caramel macchiato That is the only thing I ever bought at Starbucks apart from black coffee. May as well be a milkshake

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 07:19:02 2019 No.14371364 >>14370841 >>14370813 wtf is going on I though buttfly was the only virgin loser shitposting over this board

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 07:23:35 2019 No.14371375
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>>14370786
>BLACKKKK
>COFFEEEEE
>EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>THE ONLY BLACK THING I TAKE IS UP MY ASS
>WHY WOULD YOU DRINK SOMETHING IF YOU DONT LIKE IT'S TASTE????!!!

no one drinks black coffee because it looks cool idiot. you wouldnt be able to tell if those bugmen in your pic got lates or black coffee.

i drink black because it requires no extra steps, you add water and you're done. you get it drank as quick as possible maximizing your caffeine intake.
also, when im at someones place and they offer a coffee, i can just say i take it black so they dont have to bother with unnecessary bullshit.

if you drink coffee, you are already a faggot. dont try to outfaggot us by saying youre unique because you dont follow some black coffee trend which im mot quite sure even exists. faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 07:39:16 2019 No.14371418 >>14371375 A truly horrible post. Somehow this idiot managed to be the only one to fall for OPs bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 07:44:21 2019 No.14371432 >>14371375 just take caffeine pills jesus

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 07:46:28 2019 No.14371437 >>14370932 >communist twitter thinks they have the cultural capital required to “cancel” a tenured professor That site sure does inflate egos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 07:49:56 2019 No.14371441 >>14371432 Let him enjoy the things he enjoys, fun police. Don't be coffeephobic.

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 08:01:16 2019 No.14371464

>>14370786
This is dumb because people that buy coffee at a coffee shop usually get it black and you have to add the creme or milk yourself. There is no witness to see how you take your coffee. This idea that people are showing off is absurd and the only cringey person here is you, the one judging other people because of your own insecurities about ordering your unicorn latte

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:29:42 2019 No.14372088 >>14370786 The Greeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:32:07 2019 No.14372098 >>14370786 i thought putting stuff in coffee was to make it palatable for people who don't actually like coffee in the first place, i've always liked it black because it literally tastes better this way

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:53:49 2019 No.14372201

>>14370786
>tfw wake up every morning and drink one cup of black coffee my mother and/or her personal assistant brews for me
>work in my comfy metallurgy shop
>reminisce about military service
>piss in the open air courtyard
>watch parades
life is good

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:55:50 2019 No.14372207 >>14370786 Who the fuck reads anything to be cool?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:58:29 2019 No.14372219 >>14372207 People who use intellectualism (or the appearance of it) as cultural capital.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:19:43 2019 No.14372294 >>14370993 yuro cream has sugar in it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:34:03 2019 No.14372350 >>14370993 State enforced obesity quotas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:37:54 2019 No.14372368 >>14370786 I like black coffee. I like 100% cranberry juice. I hate liquor of any kind. Etc etc it’s all preference. Wtf is wrong with u op?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:39:41 2019 No.14372385 File: 608 KB, 1200x672, 1567372667128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14372350 >This might actually be true

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:48:12 2019 No.14372428 File: 146 KB, 625x626, 800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370813 >>14371364 Probably a sneedposter from /tv/, which nowadays it's basically a plebbit subforum. If you ignore it he will leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:48:25 2019 No.14372430 >>14371418 Fuck you faggot. I'm not saying you're wrong but fuck you anyway. Seriously. Kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 13:10:15 2019 No.14372552 >>14372207 Everyone on /lit/ unsurprisingly

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 14:29:46 2019 No.14372992 Coffee and cigarettes is a meme pushed by addicts

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