/lit/'s Top 100 Books 2019: Voting

[Anonymous No.14354446]

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc1m0TvgssQ_4Xwf5K55aVx5q4vABCwOU6urwXOPsaTHedMhw/viewform?usp=sf_link

It's that time of year again. Everyone gets 5 votes. Voting closes when the thread 404s.

If there's someone willing to do the actual chart let me know and I'll send you the organized data. I can do the chart if need be but it'll probably end up looking kind of shitty because my knowledge of graphic design is cursory at best.

[Anonymous No.14354462]

tfw IT'S HAPPENING
omg

[Anonymous No.14354478]

>>14354446
>no login required
Never go full retard

[Anonymous No.14354548]

>>14354478
>Never go full retard
Indeed

[Anonymous No.14354586]

>>14354446
Harry Potter

[Anonymous No.14354596]

>>14354446
>sign in to continue
no thanks glownigger

[Anonymous No.14354626]

>>14354596
Well at least we know the /pol/ filter is working, so shit like Evola won't end up on the list.

[Anonymous No.14354643]

The Book of Disquiet
Correction
The Golden Bowl
Essays Montaigne
Arcades Project

[Anonymous No.14354649]

>>14354626
this, stop being such a pussy

[Anonymous No.14354666]

OP beware, some Anons use the original titles of non-English works:
À la recherche du temps perdu = In Search of Lost Time
Commedia =The Divine Comedy
Ficciones = Fictions
I hope you count those votes as well.

[Anonymous No.14354675]

>>14354586
Done.

[Anonymous No.14354681]

>>14354666
Thanks for the heads up

[Anonymous No.14354697]

Ἰλιάς (Iliad)
Ὀδύσσεια (Odyssey)
Μήδεια (Medea)
Οἰδίπoυς τύραννoς
Tὰ Bιβλία (The Bible)

[Anonymous No.14354702]

Da Jesus Book (The Bible)

[Anonymous No.14354718]

>>14354446
Get Taleb on there

[Anonymous No.14354727]

>>14354446
Non-fiction and philosophy belong to a different top, don't they? Because I remember last year when we were seeing the chart and then "CAPITAL BY MARX" appeared and it was kind of jarring to see

[Anonymous No.14354744]

Will be nice to see how /lit/ has changed

[Anonymous No.14354751]

>>14354462

[Anonymous No.14354755]

>>14354744
someone post the ones from previous years

[Anonymous No.14354766]

>>14354755

[Anonymous No.14354786]

>>14354755
>>14354766

[Anonymous No.14354792]

>>14354755
>>14354766
>>14354786

[Anonymous No.14354793]

>>14354766
>>14354786
>>14354792
tyvm anon

[Anonymous No.14354809]

>>14354766
please make a separate row for our top 10 non-fiction or the non-fiction books that got in.

[Anonymous No.14354814]

>>14354446
Post the spreadsheet, mate.

[Anonymous No.14354823]

>>14354809

desu it should be divided like this
>best fiction
>best drama
>best poems (or poetry collections)
>best non-fiction

[Anonymous No.14354828]

>>14354823
Nah. Keep it traditional, like the old top 100 but keep philosophy and non-fiction on a separate list.

[Anonymous No.14354831]

>>14354786
>Combining the Iliad and the Odyssey
Let's not do that

[Anonymous No.14354832]

There's nothing wrong with the format you autistic faggots

[Anonymous No.14354836]

>>14354786
Damn what happened in 2017? This one is good the others are shit.

[Anonymous No.14354843]

>>14354831
We should combine all of Shakespeare's works, though. They were published in a single book originally.

[Anonymous No.14354844]

>>14354823
I mean I like the current format for how it is but their should be a separate for stuff like CAPITAL BY MARX, it clearly is a thing of its own. The list as it should be kept the same but their should be another pic with the best fiction,drama, poetry and non fiction i agree. Maybe even more cool facts like
>the longest book voted in was "****"
>the shortest book voted in was "****"
>authors who were voted in the most 1-5
>etc
Could be so much cooler imo

[Anonymous No.14354848]

>>14354836
>good
Lolita didnt even make the list

[Anonymous No.14354851]

>>14354836
nah too much chink shit. 2018 is peak top 100.

[Anonymous No.14354866]

>>14354848
Lolita isnt even his best. Ada and Pale Fire are better.

[Anonymous No.14354880]

>>14354446
Thank you anon, I was a day away, but too lazy. You're commended for this.

[Anonymous No.14354883]

>>14354844
Not enough books for a completely non fiction section

[Anonymous No.14354884]

>>14354866
Lolita is the best book written

[Anonymous No.14354890]

Harry Potter
Lolita
Ulysses
Hamlet
Moby-Dick

[Anonymous No.14354899]

>>14354446
On The Road by Kerouac

[Anonymous No.14354905]

>>14354899
Based

[Anonymous No.14354906]

Can you just vote in the thread? Not making a google account

[Anonymous No.14354907]

>>14354844
>>14354843
>>14354832
>>14354831
>>14354828
>>14354823
Ok here's the deal. I'm just going to let whoever is willing to do the actual chart have discretion, within reason obviously. If any of you can make the graphic and are willing to do so, I'll send you the data and you can organize it in whatever way most pleases your autistic preferences. If no one offers to do that, I'm just going to do the top 100 the same way it's been done the last 3 years.

[Anonymous No.14354913]

>>14354906
No you retard

[Anonymous No.14354915]

>>14354836
>Stoner higher than Paradise Lost, Ibsen's Plays, In Search of Lost Time, Don Quixote, The Aeneid
>good
delusional faggot

[Anonymous No.14354926]

>>14354906
I'll send a submission for you. What would you like?

[Anonymous No.14354929]

>>14354907
When we did some of the last votings, OP put the conditions in the OP. Shakespeare is one book. There's nothing autistic about it. If some faggot mentions a play of his then it counds towards his complete works. Simple as that.

[Anonymous No.14354960]

>>14354446
Voted.

[Anonymous No.14354969]

>>14354926
Harry Potter 1-5 please and thank you

[Anonymous No.14354975]

>>14354929
This is autistic. It should only count towards Shakespeare's complete works if its directly mentioned. Shakespeare and King Lear are seperate books it doesent fucking matter if it was all published in one book originally. What if i've only read some plays of his but not others? My vote is just gonna count towards every play? What if I hated one play but liked another? Its gonna count towards everything because some faggot wants to stick with some old retarded format that makes 0 fucking sense. Its his completed works because theirs individual works within it you fucking tard. The absolute state of shaketards on lit trying to fuck up the chart

[Anonymous No.14354976]

Voted

[Anonymous No.14354986]

>>14354975
Have sex

[Anonymous No.14354993]

>>14354446
IT BEGINS

[Anonymous No.14354999]

we couldnt even do THIS thread without arguing

[Anonymous No.14355000]

>>14354969

[Anonymous No.14355006]

>>14354929
That's fucking retarded. Titus Andronicus us not the same caliber as the Merchant of Venice. What other author do we do this with? It's nonsense.

[Anonymous No.14355011]

>>14354975
I agree with this autist.

[Anonymous No.14355014]

I hope it makes it this year.

[Anonymous No.14355016]

>>14354446
>>14355006
>>14354975
OP if you count every shakespeare play for his collected works then your a retard and the chart should be burned

[Anonymous No.14355026]

>>14355014
people here dont seem to like japanese literature
probably because no one here speaks japanese

[Anonymous No.14355051]

>>14354446
a voté

[Anonymous No.14355084]

>>14354929
>Shakespeare is one book. There's nothing autistic about it. If some faggot mentions a play of his then it counds towards his complete works.
OP here, that's retarded and if I end up having to do the chart Shakespeare's works will be counted individually.

[Anonymous No.14355155]

these are responses for literature only?

[Anonymous No.14355177]

>>14354446
>greatest of all time
Ahhhhh too much pressure I just want to vote for my favorite books

[Anonymous No.14355205]

I put The Waste Land as one of mine, will that count as TS Eliot complete works or just as The Waste Land.

[Anonymous No.14355216]

Imagine not voting for the Iliad. I hate redditors.

[Anonymous No.14355309]

where is the results link?

[Anonymous No.14355337]

>>14355006
>>14355016
>>14355084
>>14354975
That's how it's always been done. Check the 2017 chart, you stupid n*ggerfaggot newfags lmao Shakespeare is one book, I don't care about your bugman consumerist media in which you read it so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.14355356]

>>14355337
no, 2016 is done correctly and every other chart as well. Considering 2017 is by far the worst top 100 for /lit/ we can consider the way it was done to be stupid as well.

Good riddance retard

[Anonymous No.14355377]

>>14355356
2017 is objectively the best chart so your opinion doesn't quite matter.

[Anonymous No.14355407]

>>14354809
This.

[Anonymous No.14355413]

The Iliad
Crime and Punishment
The Silmarillion
Frankenstein
We Have Always Lived in the Castle

[Anonymous No.14355419]

>>14354446
OP, I would be more than happy to do the chart.

[Anonymous No.14355432]

>>14355216
Which translation?

[Anonymous No.14355434]

>>14355337
>>14355377
It's only done that way on the fake chart.

[Anonymous No.14355436]

>>14355434
One of the many things done right.

[Anonymous No.14355446]

>>14355419
Fantastic. Just post some way for me to contact you with the data. I'd suggest creating a new gmail/discord/whatever account.

[Anonymous No.14355452]

>>14355446
Normally the OP posts the spreadsheet here to avoid fraud and fake charts.

[Anonymous No.14355453]

Tentative motion here - is it worth it to split the Bible up into its various books instead of just voting for the Bible? Some of the books are vastly superior to others from an aesthetic standpoint.

[Anonymous No.14355463]

>>14355453
Bible is one book and so is Shakespeare. Only pseuds think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.14355464]

>>14355452
I see, that makes sense. In that case, when should I close voting and post it?

[Anonymous No.14355474]

The Holy Bible
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Franny and Zooey
Crime and Punishment
Plato Complete Works

[Anonymous No.14355476]

>>14355453
Just count the votes what's the problem? If someone votes for the Bible then it's a vote for the Bible, if someone votes for the book of Job then it's a vote for the book of Job.

[Anonymous No.14355486]

>>14355463
I guess it does make sense for classifying purposes but the Bible is not really the same case as Shakespeare seeing as it's a collection of over 60 books by over 35 different authors. I do get how it makes it easier for classification purposes of course but it would be nice to happy have a board vote where we rank the books or something.

[Anonymous No.14355494]

>>14355464
Give 5 days for voting. And obviously do a daily thread

[Anonymous No.14355500]

>>14355476
>>14355494
That would take a slot which could be used for another great book. Don't be faggots. Shakespeare and Bible are single books.

[Anonymous No.14355508]

Meant >>14355500 for >>14355486 & >>14355476

[Anonymous No.14355510]

>google forms
>google account necessary
Seriously guys, what is this nonsense?

[Anonymous No.14355516]

>>14355510
To prevent cheating.

[Anonymous No.14355517]

>ITT: People voting despite the fact the chart will be exactly the same as it always is. Not because the choices are bad, but because they're the only choices.

[Anonymous No.14355524]

>>14355500
As Nietzsche said, combining the Old Testament and the New Testament into a single text and calling it "The Book in Itself" is perhaps the greatest sin that literary Europe has on its conscience.

[Anonymous No.14355525]

>>14355476
>>14355486
That would take a slot which could be used for another great book. Don't be faggots. Shakespeare and Bible are single books.

[Anonymous No.14355637]

>>14355524
Nietzsche also posted nudes online you gay zoomer

[Anonymous No.14355640]

>>14354851
cope mongrel cuck

[Anonymous No.14355642]

>>14355637
Neeche's face looks kinda fake.

[Anonymous No.14355643]

>>14355026
whitoids are pathetic

[Anonymous No.14355649]

>>14355640
I dont have to cope. We got rid of them in 2018 and we will get rid of them in 2019.

[Anonymous No.14355660]

>>14355637
nice dick desu

[Anonymous No.14355665]

>>14355649
cope

[Anonymous No.14355683]

>>14355665
seething

[Anonymous No.14355685]

>>14355683
cope

[Anonymous No.14355689]

>>14355643
chinks are lame

[Anonymous No.14355716]

>>14355516
To give data to google?
To ensure a less representative survey?

[Anonymous No.14355724]

>>14355716
Why don't you just go to a public library and make a throwaway account on a computer there?

[Anonymous No.14355728]

>>14355716
Tbf last year was the first I know of where the vote required an acc.

[Anonymous No.14355732]

>>14355716
Its always been like this newfag

[Anonymous No.14355738]

>>14355728
Otherwise trolls would push for Harry Potter. Every pre-2018 top 100 is gay.

[Anonymous No.14355753]

>>14355689
found the triggered whitoid ,which shithole are you from?

[Anonymous No.14355756]

>>14355753
china

[Anonymous No.14355758]

>>14355738
It might be a lot of work, but the owner of the poll could just delete the spam votes.

[Anonymous No.14355764]

>>14355758
How does one determine what is a spam vote?
Will everyone agree with the choices made?

[Anonymous No.14355765]

>>14355758
How do you know which votes are real and which are fake? What about multiple votes from a single user?

[Anonymous No.14355773]

>>14355756
based chinaman conquering whitoid land and making it china 2.0

[Anonymous No.14355774]

>>14354446
>Voting closes when the thread 404s.
So, less than 24 hours?

[Anonymous No.14355795]

>>14355764
>>14355765
You wouldn't. Which is why some of the earlier charts may actually have suffered from vote inflation.

[Anonymous No.14355801]

>>14355795
Theres a chart where Infinite Jest was meme'd into #1 lol

[Anonymous No.14355807]

>not making a thread to plan everything out first before doing it
Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.14355821]

>The Man Without Qualities
>Don Quixote
>Ulysses
>Divine Comedy
>Moby Dick

[Anonymous No.14355826]

>>14355463
same with plato

[Anonymous No.14355837]

>>14354446
>no rules
>no instructions
>no categories
>no seriousness
>no forethought or planning
>no quality
As expected

[Anonymous No.14355848]

>>14355837
At least we had some planning last year. Retarded, but there it was.

[Anonymous No.14355849]

>>14354446
should be restricted to fiction novels desu

[Anonymous No.14355870]

How's it calculated? My first vote gets 5, second gets 4, third 3 etc. - or is each nomination a single vote?

[Anonymous No.14355873]

>>14355870
Each nom counts towards the book that it's representing.

[Anonymous No.14355875]

>>14355849
This. Restrict it to fiction OP. And no religious texts either. Would be the best decision. Would get a lot of garbage meme picks out like Spengler, Plato, and the Bible.

[Anonymous No.14355880]

>>14355875
The Bible could be read as fiction, though.

[Anonymous No.14355884]

Growth of the Soil
Anna Karenina
Great Expectations
Tale of Two Cities
A Confederacy of Dunces

[Anonymous No.14355920]

Every time this has been done it's been an utter disaster and the guy running it has regretted doing so.

>>/lit/?search_subject=top%20100&ghost=yes&search_op=all&search_int=dontcare&search_res=post&task=search2&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_del=dontcare&offset=0

[Anonymous No.14355922]

>>14355880
oh shit here we go

[Anonymous No.14355928]

>>14355880
it could be, but then you wouldn't experience His divine truths

[Anonymous No.14355963]

>>14355920
I remember this. Good times.

[Anonymous No.14355981]

>>14355920
the guy that alledgedly did this last year told us that he regretted it, but mainly bc the chart was such a meme, thanks to the R*dditors and underage fags flooding the poll.

As long as these people read the books they votedfor, I don't see a problem. Not being a R*dditor myself, and disliking this subclass of Internet users, I don't mind them giving their opinion

[Anonymous No.14355983]

I don't get why people want to weed out all the memes and restrict which types of books should be allowed on the list. Shouldn't it be /lit/-flavored? Just let /lit/ vote.

[Anonymous No.14355986]

top 100 should be all a part of the theory canon

[Anonymous No.14355991]

Christian gang.

Vote for the Bible and Augustine's Confessions.

[Anonymous No.14355999]

>>14354446
Thanks for reminding me why I fucking despise gmail. Google maps is literally the only thing google does well, everything else is a dumpster fire. What a shitty company, I wish they'd go bankrupt and get bought out by Bezzy and Gates spitroasting them.

I put Hamlet. It's a play. Deal with it.
>A little more than kin, and less than kind.

[Anonymous No.14356001]

>>14355983
Yes, because unmitigated interference and sabotage is the best way to get accurate results.

[Anonymous No.14356008]

>>14355026
There are at least three (3) people on this board who speak moonrune, including myself.

[Anonymous No.14356024]

whoever votes for these deserves chemical castration and 15 years in a Siberian jail.
>>14355991
>>14354702

[Anonymous No.14356030]

>>14356024
commie cope, just accept defeat.

[Anonymous No.14356034]

>>14354766
>no Canterbury tales
Bruh

[Anonymous No.14356042]

This is sad to watch. I'm out.

[Anonymous No.14356048]

>>14356042
Already regretted it, OP?

[Anonymous No.14356057]

>>14354766
dostofags must be purged

[Anonymous No.14356079]

>>14354836
>muh bibble
The Avesta is objectively superior to the bibble.

[Anonymous No.14356084]

>this thread
loving every laugh, desu

[Anonymous No.14356086]

>>14356079
literally who

[Anonymous No.14356110]

WHERES THE FUCKING SPREADSHEET

[Anonymous No.14356124]

I can’t wait until the seething atheist fags get cocky enough to try and censor religious choices from the list, and admit themselves as the dishonest totalitarians they truly are

[Anonymous No.14356145]

>>14356110
Deal with not being able to see it until it's all over.

[Anonymous No.14356164]

>>14356145
I respect that

[Anonymous No.14356177]

>>14356086
Imagine being this uneducated.

[Anonymous No.14356184]

>>14356164
Imagine being this delusional.

[Anonymous No.14356185]

>>14356124
>Totalitarians
>Atheists
>Christians
Anon...

[Anonymous No.14356191]

>>14355084
Based and redpilled OP

[Anonymous No.14356215]

>>14354823
Peps are pleb here, half of those categories would be empty or memed.

[Anonymous No.14356216]

>not using a tripcode
Have fun being impersonated

[Anonymous No.14356233]

>>14356145
REEKS OF FRAUD ALREADY
FAKE CHART ALERT

[Anonymous No.14356240]

How's the poll going, OP?

[Anonymous No.14356242]

>>14356177
Jesus Christ is all I need.

[Anonymous No.14356247]

>>14356185
>nooo religion bad! not atheism bad!
epic

[Anonymous No.14356251]

>>14356240
Madam Bovary is winning #1 witth 48 votes, next is Crime and Punishment with 37 votes, then Gravity's Rainbow with 23.

[Anonymous No.14356258]

>>14356251
wtf, no philosophy on the Top 3?
also, when will the poll 404?

[Anonymous No.14356265]

>>14356258
>when will the poll 404?
>>14354446
>Voting closes when the thread 404s.

In other words, at this rate, within 12 hours or less.

[Anonymous No.14356269]

>>14356258
The Republic has 8 votes, Beyond Good and Evil has 3. No other philo books.

[Anonymous No.14356271]

>>14354446
What did you guys pick? My picks:
>The Bible
>Eragon
>Eldest
>Brisingr
>Inheritance

[Anonymous No.14356280]

>>14354786
>>14354786
>All of that Japanese lit
Why is 2017 the best top 100

[Anonymous No.14356285]

>>14356269
ok, I thought there would be bc of how massively philo-tier this board is becoming.
>Gravity's Rainbow #3
I can tell this is still a meme board, on the other hand.

[Anonymous No.14356294]

>>14356280

[Anonymous No.14356296]

>>14355014
Based Tanizaki poster. How do you feel about Sasameyuki/The Makioka Sisters?
>>14355026
>implying

[Anonymous No.14356297]

>>14356271
wow man me 2 i love those books gosh i really thhink thats cool that you also are a fan of epic fantasy like eragon. im also a christian two. lets chat. ur cool

[Anonymous No.14356298]

>>14356285
>not liking GR and dismissing it as a "meme"
okay plebbitor

[Anonymous No.14356303]

Tao Lin

[Anonymous No.14356307]

Is Guénon qualifying yet?

[Anonymous No.14356319]

tbk getting first place this year boys!

[Anonymous No.14356327]

>>14356319
>tbk
?

[Anonymous No.14356330]

>>14356297
Seethe more lmao

[Anonymous No.14356333]

>>14356327
The Brothers Karamazov, pleb.

[Anonymous No.14356335]

Fuck sake. I forgot to vote for the Gormenghast Trilogy. Is there any possible way I can revote?

[Anonymous No.14356338]

>>14356319
You should account for brigading since TBK and any dosto really is just crypto christcuck shit

[Anonymous No.14356343]

>>14356297
Haha just kidding. I looked up L. Ron Hubbard bibliography and just copy pasted what I saw there. I don't even know the titles. Have fun with your fantasy books, loser. I'm going to space.

[Anonymous No.14356346]

>>14356319
>>14356251
Nope, it's currently Madam Bovary and will stay now that the polls are unrigged and unskewed thanks to Google, an Alphabet company.

[Anonymous No.14356352]

>>14356338
SEETHE MORE gaythiest

[Anonymous No.14356355]

>>14356335
Only if OP turns on being able to edit your choices.

[Anonymous No.14356364]

>>14356001
It is.

[Anonymous No.14356365]

>>14356346
I was shitposting and impersinating OP. I have no idea how the poll is going lol

[Anonymous No.14356368]

>>14356364
Enjoy your nihilism.

[Anonymous No.14356369]

>>14356335
wait another year, fag

>>14356333
nobody calls them that, tripfag

[Anonymous No.14356375]

>>14356365
I know, I was hoping they would believe your post was real.

[Anonymous No.14356377]

>>14356369
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brothers_Karamazov

Educate yourself, pleb.

[Anonymous No.14356380]

what's the current Top Ten? Come on OP. Gimme some good news before I head to bed.

[Anonymous No.14356383]

MR. CHARTS MAN. PLEASE LET US EDIT OUR VOTES SOMEHOW. PWETYY PWEASEEEEEE.

[Anonymous No.14356386]

>>14356338
I actually can’t really get into him for this. I remember literally pacing around the room whispering “yes!” During Ivan’s speech only to have the author try and refute it and give Ivan a miserable fate. I was eyerolling half the book, demons I just had to put down a quarter in

[Anonymous No.14356387]

>>14356369
>tripfag
I'm so glad that words don't have any meaning any longer.
Banana walrus purple two yam xylophone

[Anonymous No.14356388]

>>14356386
C&P is better

[Anonymous No.14356390]

>>14356386

[Anonymous No.14356400]

>>14356251
>Madam Bovary is winning #1
wat

[Anonymous No.14356401]

>>14356388
Lmao no, the main character converts to his stupid religion at the end. Just transparent, his books are wish fulfilment

[Anonymous No.14356406]

>>14356387
I love you. I'm seriously sick of the buzzword culture here. Based tripfag nigger yikes pleb christpilled bluepilled redpilled all manner of fucking pilled. It's all juvenile shit. There's loads more I can't even remember.

[Anonymous No.14356411]

>>14356406
okay boomer

[Anonymous No.14356415]

>>14356406
>goes on textbook stock rant about words losing meaning
>tells a 4chan poster he loves them

[Anonymous No.14356425]

>>14356400
yes

[Anonymous No.14356427]

>>14356415
Oh, no. But it's no exaggeration. I love that poster with all my heart. My soul years for him.

[Anonymous No.14356430]

>>14356242
christianity is a kiked up abortion of a cult, an abomination of hacked together snippings of garbage from every asshole in the religious realm at the time. pinch of kikes, pinch of pagans, pinch of american-ized nu-test(less)ament, sprinkling of the worst period of european historical values and theories. a weak bastard child cvckhold-fetishist's anthem, a mcdonalds version of a theology, the walmart knockoff of monotheism. a regurgitation of a rewrite of hearsay of previous generations of regurgitation, all rolled into one kid's version of a bedtime story that some King Pope personally censored and dipped his own cock into. It's an amalgamation of all the gimmicky mythos of yesteryear, made to appeal to everyone like uniting them under the great golden McArches for the sake of selling them dollar burgers that are mostly sawdust and cow assholes. That's what xtianity is.

and don't even call me a jew because judaism is even lower, an entire theological people whose purpose in life is to try and find the legal loopholes in their own religion and calling that deception "piety."

[Anonymous No.14356433]

>>14356415
No one has used a tripcode in this thread.

[Anonymous No.14356434]

>>14355642
it's cause it's not him

[Anonymous No.14356441]

>>14356430
the classic blustering pseud rant

[Anonymous No.14356444]

Are we having fun yet?

[Anonymous No.14356447]

>>14356430
have sex

[Anonymous No.14356451]

>>14356401
Cringe

[Anonymous No.14356456]

>>14356430
>He doesn't realise this shithole of a board is full of 17 year old alt right Christlarpers

[Anonymous No.14356463]

>>14356369
Tripfag means to have a tripcode (like butthurtfly), not having trips (333, 444, etx). Get with the times, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14356466]

>>14356401
>Wish fulfilment
>writes 600 page book about severe paranoia and being sent to a labour camp

[Anonymous No.14356468]

Is there any chance a woman of color will make it into the list this year?

[Anonymous No.14356473]

>>14356456
>anyone who disagrees with my view is a larper

[Anonymous No.14356479]

>>14356456
Leave then and go vote in r/books top 100 fag
Accept people with different views and tastes, it’s literally fucking 4chan, if you seriously cannot handle open discussion and expression from all corners and all beliefs on here find a hugbox for pseuds

[Anonymous No.14356480]

>>14356468
All women have a color. There aren't transparent bitches around (yet).

[Anonymous No.14356490]

>>14356468
Yes.
White is a perfectly fine color anon

[Anonymous No.14356493]

>>14356479
>he doesn't realise that being a 17 year old edgy Peterson cult worshipper is a new thing. This isn't the norm. It's a fad.

[Anonymous No.14356494]

>>14356479
Exactly, it's 4chan. It's whatever the majority of posts make it be. So, don't try to push only what you want it to be.

[Anonymous No.14356498]

>>14356380
this, OP, mind delivering, please?

[Anonymous No.14356499]

>>14354786
That's the fake chart. Pic related is the real one.

[Anonymous No.14356501]

>>14354766
>The Metamorphoses by Ovid isn't even on there

Evidently everyone on this board reads only reddit meme books.

[Anonymous No.14356504]

>>14356479
>not realizing that /pol/ is in full control of everything now
Keep up with times or leave.

[Anonymous No.14356507]

>>14356456
literally all of them came here from /pol/, and all of those came to /pol/ from r/thedonald.
>>14356441
stay angry. there is no valid defense of such a garbage theology as xtianity. all 3 abrahamics are pants on head retarded.

[Anonymous No.14356510]

>>14356501
>Reddit meme books
>Ovid... Metamorphoses
You do realise that Reddit is the place that reads Harry Potter and The Martian, yeah?

[Anonymous No.14356514]

les chants de maldoror

[Anonymous No.14356515]

>>14356468
Why do asians pretend to be a minority needing protection when 3/4 of the world population is asian?

Whites are something like 8% of the global population. Whites are literally the minority.

[Anonymous No.14356519]

>>14356493
Yet another strawman. Those people exist but they aren’t anywhere near the numbers you think. You don’t like religion, so you mentally lump all religious people in with this minority to justify your prejudice and desire to silence people

[Anonymous No.14356525]

>>14356494
When did I do that?
>>14356504
/pol/ has a limited presence here, it’s nowhere near as bad as other boards, and even then most of them are dumb enough to defeat

[Anonymous No.14356528]

>>14356507
I'm not disputing that. I know they came from /pol/. That's my point.

[Anonymous No.14356531]

>>14356468
>of color
>pale as a ghost

[Anonymous No.14356540]

>>14356515
Because different countries exist?
That's like saying racism doesn't exist because there's a majority country for every ethnicity.

[Anonymous No.14356551]

>>14356525
>Accept people with different views and tastes
If the majority doesn't, then that's how it goes. This is your personal preference.

> if you seriously cannot handle open discussion and expression from all corners and all beliefs on here find a hugbox for pseuds
Might makes right.

[Anonymous No.14356557]

>>14356531
white is a color too

[Anonymous No.14356560]

>>14356557
don't feed the trolls, nigga

[Anonymous No.14356564]

>>14356528
>>14356507
You are on an intellectually destructive trajectory. The second you start creating infantile fantasies to fit all your opponents into is the second you stop being able to really defend your own beliefs. Jordan Peterson is a fucking charlatan and hardly a philosopher, and further than that he’s an atheist. The “Christians” in it for tradition are not Christians at all, and are not actually religious. It’s funny that you target the religious here yet name a “philosopher” who is not actually Christian and does not believe in God, same with the /pol/ faggots. I guarantee I have been posting here longer than you, and have read and studied a huge variety of books in my life, so I have a right to be here and am more “qualified” than most in saying that anyone should be allowed to post, no matter how ignorant they are. For every Christian faker from /pol/ is some equally retarded teenage Nietzsche spouter going on about racial IQ. You can’t have it both ways, accept it or leave, and stop lumping in people you don’t like into one unidentifiable mass

[Anonymous No.14356565]

>230 posts
>64 posts
It's just a few people arguging with each other.

[Anonymous No.14356566]

Is OP around anymore? How's the poll going?

[Anonymous No.14356569]

>>14356540
>w=w=ww==w=w=what about my wimminz of color, us asians?!?!?!?
>it's not like we're massively overbred and have 10 entire countries solely to ourselves, where we are extremely xenophobic to whittu piggu
>all white countries and only white countries need to embrace diversity, and by diversity we mean constantly put down and erase native literary works and cvck themselves to the NEW westerners
If chinese americans ever tired of coming here by the literal boatload to be oppressed, they can simply go back to their own country, which is 3x more populous than america and is 100% chinese ethnicity. *shrug* just go back. why are you running over here to come be oppressed. I don't see chinese literary establishments having fair representation of european-white authors and constantly pushing to include writers of more diversity.

[Anonymous No.14356575]

>>14356560
That's what we're both doing, yes.

[Anonymous No.14356578]

>>14356564
lolololololololololol screenshotted

[Anonymous No.14356579]

>>14356564
Based

[Anonymous No.14356582]

>>14356564
Eat a dick. I read more books than 90% of /lit/ and none (NONE) of those are /sffg/. What makes you think you're more qualified than I?

I have read both the Avesta AND the bibble. You haven't.

[Anonymous No.14356584]

>>14356564
This

[Anonymous No.14356591]

>>14356582
>/sffg/
You're in the wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.14356594]

>>14356582
I have read the bible, the Hindu triple canon, countless works of theology. I’ve read plenty of atheist theory and philosophy as well. All I’m saying is that anyone can post, trying to control it is futile and pathetic, it’s basically cowardice

[Anonymous No.14356599]

>>14356578

[Anonymous No.14356604]

>>14356582
phoneposting gone wrong

[Anonymous No.14356608]

I refuse to believe all of you read Ulysses, that shit is just unreadable

[Anonymous No.14356611]

>>14356564
based tbk voter

[Anonymous No.14356612]

I hope OP changes his mind and makes another thread after this one.

[Anonymous No.14356618]

>>14356608
Isn’t there some book you can read alongside to understand it? I imagine it’s a big undertaking

[Anonymous No.14356620]

why lit is so awake

[Anonymous No.14356638]

>>14355837
It's not that complicated you faggots

[Anonymous No.14356643]

>>14356618
There probably is but I still refuse to believe you all read that shit no matter how much outside help you got

[Anonymous No.14356653]

Eurofag here. My fellow continent people are going to sleep now. It's time for you, Amerifags, to keep the thread up and make sure at least a decent amount of people get to know it and vote.

After 300 replies, create a new thread, please.

Good night.

[Anonymous No.14356654]

>>14355801
As it should be, unironically. Feel free to talk about it once you've actually read it and understood it.

[Anonymous No.14356655]

>>14356643
It’s like the baptism of becoming patrician. I’m sure few here actually have but we should all aspire to

[Anonymous No.14356656]

>>14356638
Sure, it isn't, if you have no standards.

[Anonymous No.14356660]

>>14356653
Bump limit is 310 replies, not 300

[Anonymous No.14356663]

I fully expect this to resemble nothing like the past ones now that this is 4channel™.

[Anonymous No.14356672]

Since christcucks are intent on ruining this list with their bible, I am creating a discord to get Dawkins to number one

[Anonymous No.14356676]

>>14355637
Nietzsche was a feminist.

[Anonymous No.14356681]

>>14356655
I bought that book because of /lit/'s shilling
Opened some of the middle pages and noticed it was indiscernible garbage, some seemed to be written in latin or something. It's just shitposting in bookform. There is no reason to believe this is a good book other than sheer irrational elitism.

[Anonymous No.14356682]

If moot's book isn't #1, you should all be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.14356687]

>>14356681
>sheer irrational elitism.
What other possible basis could be used?

[Anonymous No.14356690]

>>14356681
Yes but if you finish it then you can say you read it

[Anonymous No.14356692]

>>14356251
This guys a fake
>>14356240
Looks the top 3 atm is BK, The Bible, and Infinite Jest
>>14356265
I've decided to do 5 days of voting due to the number of people who complained
>>14356380
You get the top 3
>>14356566
Seems fine, tho this thread is a shithole

Ok, I'll be here for another hour so give me questions/feedback/complaints now

[Anonymous No.14356699]

>>14356672
OP should take this into account.

[Anonymous No.14356700]

>>14356692
Remove the bible from the list

[Anonymous No.14356706]

>>14356672
The Bible and Shakespeare are the cornerstone of Western literature
All ideas of a fedora tipping neckbeard like you spring from the Bible too. Even if you never read it, cultural osmosis is a bitch.
You are a living embodiment of the Bible. Just like all westerns. Nothing you do will ever change this. Now cry yourself to sleep.

[Anonymous No.14356707]

can we make sure this dude doesn't vote

[Anonymous No.14356708]

>>14356692
No way for you to prove that this is real.

[Anonymous No.14356709]

if i vote for the same book 5 times will it count as 5 votes?

[Anonymous No.14356710]

>>14356700
Nah, it deserves to be there.

[Anonymous No.14356719]

>>14356692
You should learn a thing or two: >>14355963
>>14355848

[Anonymous No.14356720]

>>14356709
Not only that, but every time you repeat it counts as well! Hence, if you put book book book book book, it counts every time! One dedicated person can control it all!

[Anonymous No.14356726]

>>14356706
>>14356710
Very well. As stated a discord is being made so if you are so intent on your agenda, or appeasing the agenda of others, this list will be frustrated and brought down. We will not bow down to adolescencent idiots. We simply won’t be represented by them

[Anonymous No.14356732]

>>14356726
Oh no please don't include Dawkins in the top 100 list, that'd be the official end of Christianity forever

[Anonymous No.14356737]

>>14356707
holy shit he looks exactly like me, down to the same glasses

[Anonymous No.14356741]

>>14356726
The Bible has always been present in the charts. It can be read as fiction, too.

[Anonymous No.14356748]

>>14356709
No
>>14356719
I'll give a more clear outline of the rules in the next thread. It seems like there's only a couple things that need to be cleared up, and the poll is going fine.
>>14356708
Does it really matter?

[Anonymous No.14356750]

>>14356726
Non-fiction won't be included in the chart, so you better start digging for that secret Dawkins novel.

[Anonymous No.14356764]

5 days would give more time than enough for discord trannies and R*dditors to organize and raid the poll. 1 or 2 days is more than enough.

[Anonymous No.14356765]

>>14354446
What happens if I vote for Shakespeare's Complete Works, then, OP?

[Anonymous No.14356774]

>>14356748
>Does it really matter?
Not really, since actions are what matter.

[Anonymous No.14356778]

>>14356750
Non-fiction will be included in the chart
>>14356764
You're in the minority and I can't see why either reddit or discord would give a fuck about this
>>14356765
Your vote won't be counted

[Anonymous No.14356785]

>>14356778
>Your vote won't be counted
Who are you to decide what ought to be counted or not? There's no point in doing this if you are going to determine all of the results yourself.

[Anonymous No.14356797]

>>14356510
Yeah, reddit doesn't really read anything published before 1900. Sherlock Holmes perhaps, but not much else.

[Anonymous No.14356802]

>>14356778
>Non-fiction will be included in the chart
>Your vote won't be counted
Okay, I'm out. You can do whatever FRAUDULENT chart that you want but it won't represent /lit/.

[Anonymous No.14356810]

>>14356785
a. That's how it's been done every year

b. This exact issue has been discussed extensively in this thread already and it's clear that most people want anthologies not to be counted

c. It makes no sense, an anthology is not a singular book.

[Anonymous No.14356819]

>>14356810
It's not an anthology. That's how the works were first published. The Complete Works of Shakespeare is literally a book.

[Anonymous No.14356820]

>>14356692
Thanks for doing this OP. God knows this place is a mess, but you're putting in some real effort which is encouraging.

[Anonymous No.14356823]

>>14356820
What effort? lol there's zero planning behind this shit

[Anonymous No.14356828]

>>14356820
>real effort
Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.14356829]

>>14356672
don't presume i like dawkins just because i dislike the bibble

[Anonymous No.14356833]

>>14356802
Non-fiction has been included every year
>>14356820
Thank you. I'm never doing this again.

[Anonymous No.14356834]

>>14356829
don't assume i care

[Anonymous No.14356840]

>>14356833
It's a mess because you're doing such a bad job. Everyone hopes you don't do it again and really you should just cancel it right now and have someone more competent do it.

[Anonymous No.14356854]

Every year it's shown that 100 is too many because the bottom ones have so few votes.
What it actually should be is Top 25 of 4 categories.
Literary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Non-Fiction, and Philosophy.

[Anonymous No.14356861]

>>14356833
>Non-fiction has been included every year
Only philosphy, though.

[Anonymous No.14356877]

>>14356854
The format and rules will be the same they've always been. We're not fixing what's not broken.

[Anonymous No.14356882]

>>14356877
It is broken.

[Anonymous No.14356888]

>>14356877
The Shakespeare thing is broken. If his work is atomised then we should also be able to vote for different parts of the Bible

[Anonymous No.14356896]

>>14356888
The bible has always been considered as one book. “Shakespeare” has never been known as a book, and don’t bring up the first folio because it didn’t contain his sonnets etc

[Anonymous No.14356908]

>>14356896
"The Complete Works of William Shakespeare" is definitely a book.

[Anonymous No.14356913]

>>14356861
I actually haven't seen any non-fiction non philosophy works so I doubt it'll be an issue anyway.

New thread will be made around 4pm EST tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.14356914]

>>14356877
The format and rules will be as I have them be. I don't have any interest in doing otherwise.

Fixed

[Anonymous No.14356920]

>>14356913
Why wouldn't you just make a new one in a few hours when this one is archived?

[Anonymous No.14356926]

>>14356896
Nobody is arguing for the sonnets. The First Folio contained all his plays in a single book. You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.14356931]

>>14356920
or really, even in a few minutes when this one hits the bump limit?

[Anonymous No.14356937]

>>14356931
If that's what you guys want

[Anonymous No.14356946]

>>14356937
What we want is for you to STOP! CEASE & DESIST!

[Anonymous No.14356952]

>>14356937
Suck my dick, retard.

[Anonymous No.14356985]

>>14356854
>philosophags are /sffg/ genrefiction plebs
who'da thunkit.

[Anonymous No.14357044]

New thread
>>14357024
Don't shit this one up so much.