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Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:09:45 2019 No.14351112 [DELETED]

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What is the most /lit/ suicide method? I want people at my funeral to know I was a true intellectual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:10:35 2019 No.14351116 >>14351112 Read Mainlder's suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:13:05 2019 No.14351134 >>14351112 Read about Philip Mainlander's suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:14:16 2019 No.14351138 >>14351112 catholic here, don't kill yourself. thanks bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:15:17 2019 No.14351142 >>14351112 >people at my funeral nobody tell him

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:16:24 2019 No.14351148 >>14351142 >projecting this hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:17:41 2019 No.14351155 File: 2.94 MB, 360x360, 8C90288C-D10C-4F9B-95C0-09C5E26373B2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14351148

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:19:35 2019 No.14351165 >>14351155 me on the left

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:22:22 2019 No.14351179 >>14351112 Burn a library with yourself. Like librarian die in The Name of the Rose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:23:24 2019 No.14351187 >>14351179 SPOILER

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:25:32 2019 No.14351199 >>14351187 oh fuck im sorry, here reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:25:55 2019 No.14351202 >>14351112 Staple the poems of Ossian to various points your femoral artery

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:27:31 2019 No.14351213 Write the next best book in the western canon, then beat yourself to death with a copy of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:32:40 2019 No.14351243 >>14351187 Spoilers is social construct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:34:55 2019 No.14351258 File: 38 KB, 412x795, Annotation 2019-11-13 030656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14351199 reply with mbti

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:35:29 2019 No.14351263 >>14351112 Just blow your brains out, OP. Simple as that. Maybe do it in a crowded public space, or while attempting another form of suicide such as jumping off a very tall building for ironic effect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:47:22 2019 No.14351317 >>14351199 Fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 21:57:31 2019 No.14351372 Writing books until you die of old age.

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Sat Dec 14 22:03:30 2019 No.14351413
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>>14351112
Slicing your innards out with your left hand while a friend then chops your head clean off, then the left hand. He then buries the left hand miles away from the rest of your remains

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 22:06:10 2019 No.14351428 >>14351112 deliberately contract tuberculosis

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 22:06:49 2019 No.14351430 >>14351134 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 00:30:08 2019 No.14352196 >>14351112 Pulling a lethally heavy object towards the ceiling and releasing the rope while standing below it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 00:31:33 2019 No.14352209 >>14352196 Damn, I wish I was smart enough to get that reference

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 00:32:31 2019 No.14352217 >>14351112 Do the Socrates

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 00:35:48 2019 No.14352232 >>14351413 Why don't you demonstrate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 00:38:52 2019 No.14352249 File: 342 KB, 500x280, 1529527399480.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14351134 was going to post this. truly a man who lived his philsophy.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Sun Dec 15 00:39:46 2019 No.14352257 >>14352232 I am not suicidal

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 00:40:17 2019 No.14352260 >>14351112 Dying on the spot

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 07:49:44 2019 No.14353502 >>14351199 Fuck you. Also sage

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 09:16:31 2019 No.14353744 >>14353502 undoing your sage :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 09:31:01 2019 No.14353781 >>14351112 Go on an excavation of some pharaoh's tomb and let yourself get lost deep within it, thus dying due to a lack of oxygen; alternatively, catch syphilis from some sex worker and die a madman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 09:37:46 2019 No.14353799 >>14351199 nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 09:46:08 2019 No.14353830 >>14351112 psychosomatic death but y'know.. on purpose

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 09:51:28 2019 No.14353847 File: 141 KB, 580x820, IMG_20191210_143459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14351199

Anonymous Sun Dec 15 09:53:32 2019 No.14353853
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>>14351112
commit a crime against the state
get sentenced to death
choose execution by firing squad
refuse blindfold and face your executors with utter contempt

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 13:43:29 2019 No.14355075 >>14352249 based Kirino poster

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 13:46:12 2019 No.14355087 File: 219 KB, 500x860, 1488169958001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] @14351199

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 13:46:21 2019 No.14355088 >>14353853 arguably not suicide

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 13:47:25 2019 No.14355097 >>14351112 Stick your head in a microwave oven.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 13:48:29 2019 No.14355105 >>14353853 The ultimate fedora tip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 13:59:55 2019 No.14355150 >>14351112 On November 30 1994, in the isolated village of Champot high in the Auvergne, the writer and filmmaker Guy Debord shot himself with a single bullet through the heart. For me? It's this

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 14:13:33 2019 No.14355212 >>14351112 After years of careful planning, attempt a fascist coup for the restoration of the Emperor, deliver one last speech to your countrymen, and ritually disembowel yourself before one of your homies decapitates you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 14:17:30 2019 No.14355228 >>14351199 Die

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 14:20:02 2019 No.14355237 >>14351112 Crush yourself under copies of the numerous award winning novels and monographies you have written.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 14:28:48 2019 No.14355274 >>14351112 hold a copy of The Fountainhead so people will know you were a misunderstood ubermench.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 14:32:00 2019 No.14355284 File: 98 KB, 484x483, 1567735911219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14351134 damn that's some true kino, can't top that

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 14:35:14 2019 No.14355298 >>14353853 this photo is staged in case you didn't know

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 14:45:18 2019 No.14355355 >>14351199 fuck you you lose the game

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 14:57:06 2019 No.14355429 >>14351112 idk you tell me https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_philosophers

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 15:37:44 2019 No.14355653 >>14351112 Why? What would it mean? How would their definition of you apply value after you are gone?

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