/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14348958]

>DRINKS?!?!?
>drinks after work today?
>let’s go down to that new restaurant on Chattanooga Street and grab a drink after work!
>Uh, it’s gonna be a long day. I need a drink! Haha
>dollar drinks tonight! Let’s go!
>craft brewed drinks? mixed drinks? drinks within drinks?!?!?
>DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS?!?!?!?!?

Fuck normalniggers and fuck their “drinks”. I’m so fucking tired of these genetic abominations only ever talking about their stupid fucking drinks, they have one goal in mind: get through the day so they can go and get their drinks. I wish alcohol was banned and if you saw anyone drinking and didn’t report them you were thrown in jail. Enough of this disgusting shit, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR “DRINKS”.

[Anonymous No.14348976]

>>14348958
you seem on edge, have a drink and chill out bro

[Anonymous No.14348978]

>>14348958
Peasants drink while real intellectuals read

[Anonymous No.14348984]

Reminder to ignore all pseudointellectual rhetoriticians and instead go and read the complete works of Homer, Pindar, Plato, Aristotle, Sophocles, Euripedes, Hesiod, Aristophones, Herodotus, Sappho, Plutarch, Ovid, Virgil, Lucretius, Arisoto, Horace, St. Augustine, Marcus Aurelius, Rabelais, Dante, Petrarch, Boccaccio, Leopardi, Machiavelli, Luther, Cervantes, Chaucer, the Beowulf poet, Chretien de Troyes, Marie de France, Sterne, Burton, Browne, Wyatt, Sidney, Percy Shelley, Tennyson, Donne, Pope, Dryden, Bacon, Novalis, Schelling, Schlegel, Hegel, Pascal, Lichtenberg, Dickinson, Shakespeare, Ibsen, Dickens, Marlowe, Diderot, Jonson, Goethe, Bunyan, Gibbon, Addison, Smollett, Milton, Johnson, Boswell, Emerson, Quincey, Burke, Spinoza, Leibniz, Hume, Kant, Mary Shelley, Wollstonecraft, Racine, Baudelaire, Valery, Rimbaud, Verlaine, Moliere, Montaigne, Browning, Gray, Holderlin, Schiller, Shaw, Voltaire, Hugo, Balzac, Zola, Colette, Duras, Dumas, Stendhal, Nerval, Flaubert, Mallarme, Malraux, Chateaubriand, Artaud, Poe, Wordsworth, Coleridge, Blake, Byron, Keats, Arnold, Pater, Walter Scott, Swinburne, Rossetti, Carroll, William James, Henry James, Hawthorne, Twain, Melville, Dewey, Bergson, Whitehead, George Eliot, Williams, Frost, Cummings, Crane, Stevens, Whitman, Plath, Trakl, Rilke, Celan, Montale, Neruda, Lorca, Tagore, Manzoni, Peake, Murdoch, Wharton, Wilde, Updike, Faulkner, O'Connor, Passos, Nietzsche, Marx, Adorno, Bloch, Lukacs, Bakhtin, Hamsun, Pushkin, Gogol, Tolstoy, Turgenev, Chekhov, Andreyev, Bely, Bulgakov, Gonchorov, Camoes, Pessoa, Queiroz, Saramago, Paz, Borges, Bloy, Pirandello, Huysmans, Lautreamont, Schwob, Casares, Bolano, Cortazar, Lima, Donoso, de Assis, Carpentjier, Celine, Marquez, Unamuno, Gracq, Gide, Jarry, Camus, Conrad, Wells, Hardy, Salinger, Lawrence, Forster, Hrabal, Swift, Bronte, Woolf, Bachelard, Roussel, Beckett, Proust, Nabokov, Joyce, O'Brien, Yeats, Waugh, Heaney, Auden, Hofmannsthal, Mann, Musil, Broch, Zweig, Bachmann, Jelinek, Lessing, Laxness, Simenon,Svevo, Levi, Buzzati, Quasimodo, Llosa, Walser, Kafka, Babel, Schulz, Transtromer, Kertesz, Pavic, Andric, Grossmann,Sillanpää, Linna, Mahfouz, Boll, Grass, Canetti, Pavese, Robbe-Grillet, Blanchot, Perec, Queneau, Calvino, Bernhard, Gass, Barth, Gaddis, Vollmann, Vidal, Hawkes, DeLillo, Pynchon, McCarthy, McElroy, Soseki, Murasaki, Shonagon, Kawabata, Mishima, Akutagawa, Tanizaki, Dazai, Oe, Xingjian, Yan, Kosztolanyi, Gombrowicz, Ishiguro, Eco, Coetzee, Auerbach, Benjamin, Barthes, Pasternak, Derrida, de Man, Kristeva, Deleuze, Bateson, Foucault, Lyotard, Mcluhan, Eichenbaum, Steiner, Munro, Carson, Handke, Theroux, Patrick White, Alfau, Marias, Enard, Claude Simon, Elizabeth Bishop, Markson, Lowry, Bellow, Dara

Also alcohol is good and you are untrustworthy and also a pseudointellectual rhetoritician if you don't drink.

[Anonymous No.14348988]

Books about alcoholism?

[Anonymous No.14348992]

You don't seem to have many friends with whom to share the experience of having a nice drink
Nice literature thread also

[Anonymous No.14348994]

not literature related, go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.14349003]

>>14348984
>>14348988
Under the Volcano by Lowry

[Anonymous No.14349012]

What?
What kind of retard position are you in where all of your coworkers are alcoholics?
How retarded do you have to be to perform at the same level as people who only talk about drinking?
Or perhaps, they don't talk about drinks that often, and you only notice those rare occasions because you're a sperg?

[Anonymous No.14349024]

>>14349012
I’m a mechanical engineer, go ahead and tell me that’s a shit job because you’re a 6’8” Wendy’s gourmet chef who makes 800k.

[Anonymous No.14349061]

>>14349024
Well I gave you two outs there, either you're a retard or a sperg
you chose "sperg"