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14313876 No.14313876 [Reply] [Original]

I will start.
>Dear

>> No.14313884

pesky

>> No.14313894

mogul

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sit

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on

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dragon

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me

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big

>> No.14313922

But

>> No.14313926

me

>> No.14313927

absconded.

>> No.14313929

These only work when it's one sentence at a time. One word at a time is too nonsensical.

>> No.14313931

N

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Kantian

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>>14313931
I

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G

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jazz

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Please

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music

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N

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I

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TERF

>> No.14313998

So far we have:
Dear pesky mogul sit on dragon me big But me absconded. N Kantian I G jazz Please music N I TERF

>> No.14314002

>>14313876
Minge

>> No.14314007

>>14313998
Not bad writing for /lit/ to be honest.

>> No.14314012

N

>> No.14314013

>>14313876
Luscious

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14314014

Melon-balled

>> No.14314044

>>14314014
Is this real? I can't even differentiate memes from reality any more.

>> No.14314074

>>14314044
obviously not

>> No.14314102

>>14314044
Blue checks are kept in a tight leash, so that tweet was deleted ASAP

>> No.14314343

These threads are lame

>> No.14314778

>>14313998
better than her prose

>> No.14315125

>>14313998
I'm gonna put this passage in a novel of mine in a few years

>> No.14315128

Sexy

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FUCK

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HOWEVER,

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SIX

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N

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A

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>>14314014
>our soviety

>> No.14315680

>>14313929
>these only work when it's one sentence
>writes two sentences
/devilish/

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magical

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Jewish

>> No.14316226

>>14313927
Was inhaling deeply while reading this. Instantly burst out.

>> No.14316228

ASS

>> No.14316499

hook

>> No.14316581

Funny Valentine did nothing wrong

>> No.14316620

Trump

>> No.14316635

deh

>> No.14316777

Hermione

>> No.14316782

Tongue

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My

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Anus

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juice

>> No.14316826

Is

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delicious

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Ginnyisyourselfinsertnothermione

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N

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I

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G

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Adolph Hitler

>> No.14317343

Sneed

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Dear pesky mogul sit on dragon me big, but me absconded. N Kantian I G jazz Please music N I TERF.
Minge N Luscious Melon-balled Sexy FUCK.
However, SIX N A magical Jewish ASS hook Trump deh.
Hermione Tongue My Anus juice Is delicious.
Ginnyisyourselfinserrnothermione.
N I G Adolph Hitler sneed

>> No.14317450

mead

>> No.14317455

Nigger

>> No.14317471

thot

>> No.14317473

wizards

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from

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africa

>> No.14317496

fucking

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WEASLEY

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Plus

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Scooby?

>> No.14317539

YES

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DFW

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is

>> No.14318409

Mirin?

>> No.14318421

incel

>> No.14318720

>>14318421
from

>> No.14319379

pittsburg

>> No.14319777

is this neo-surrealism?

>> No.14319820

>>14319777
I don't know. But I do know that once we're finished I will send it to Mrs. Rowling.

>> No.14319823

planned parenthood

>> No.14319831

piles

>> No.14319836

of barbecued Haitian fetuses

>> No.14319871

something

>> No.14319884

Dear pesky mogul sit on dragon me big, but me absconded. N Kantian I G jazz Please music N I TERF.
Minge N Luscious Melon-balled Sexy FUCK.
However, SIX N A magical Jewish ASS hook Trump deh.
Hermione Tongue My Anus juice Is delicious.
Ginnyisyourselfinserrnothermione.
N I G Adolph Hitler sneed mead Nigger thot
wizards from Africa fucking WEASLEY plus Scooby?
YES DFW is Mirin? Incel from pittsburg piles something

>> No.14319904

nasty

>> No.14319908

R

>> No.14319912

streched

>> No.14319931

her

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cooter

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with

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BBC

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nigger

>> No.14320156

Cock

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Please

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Pedorast

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cunny

>> No.14320177

>>14313876
No!

>> No.14320202

Dumbledore

>> No.14320204

raped

>> No.14320273

gay

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MOMMY

>> No.14320290

>>14320279
niggers-of-color

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therefore

>> No.14320313

>>14320290
Dumbledore

>> No.14320317

can't

>> No.14320322

>>14320317
meme

>> No.14320326

well

>> No.14320329

the

>> No.14320342

apotheosis

>> No.14320366

of

>> No.14320377

>>14313876
Creampied

>> No.14320393

white

>> No.14320402

bitches is to bear biracial babies

>> No.14320414

Labour party

>> No.14320781

QUINTESSENTIALLY

>> No.14321131

ZYZZ

>> No.14321183

, Rowling

>> No.14321191

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

>> No.14321505

FLOCKA

>> No.14321518

gubgub

>> No.14321549

is

>> No.14321571

COOM

>> No.14321575

IN

>> No.14321601

milkies

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of

>> No.14321640

Bess

>> No.14321643

Kalb

>> No.14321648

>>14321643
Braps

>> No.14321654

This thread is dogshit.

>> No.14321670

>>14321654
Doesn't count. Pls delete. Thx

>> No.14322372

hack

>> No.14322381

>>14321654
Can you please delete, Anon?

>> No.14322402

Dear pesky mogul sit on dragon me big, but me absconded. N Kantian I G jazz Please music N I TERF.
Minge N Luscious Melon-balled Sexy FUCK.
However, SIX N A magical Jewish ASS hook Trump deh.
Hermione Tongue My Anus juice Is delicious.
Ginnyisyourselfinserrnothermione.
N I G Adolph Hitler sneed mead Nigger thot
wizards from Africa fucking WEASLEY plus Scooby?
YES DFW is Mirin? Incel from pittsburg piles something nasty
R stretched her cooter with BBC nigger Cock
Please Pedorast cunny No! Dumbledore raped gay MOMMY
niggers-of-color therefore Dumbledore can't meme well
the apotheosis of Creampied white QUINTESSENTIALLY ZYZZ,
Rowling Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis FLOCKA
gubgub is COOM IN milkies of Bees Kalb Braps hack

>> No.14322443

GOMAD

>> No.14322472

How do you get off? You're too rich for masturbation.

>> No.14322671

BuHRIKSQUAAAAAAD

>> No.14322694

hoo-hoo

>> No.14322711

>>14322402
Your doing the Lord's work.

>> No.14322940

samir

>> No.14323213

sumerian

>> No.14323224

Bdsm

>> No.14323248

Baby

>> No.14323252

Yeed

>> No.14323284

FunnyValentinedidnothingwrongJohnnyjoestarwasaterrorist

>> No.14323493

Huge

>> No.14323714

wizard cock

>> No.14323734

NIGGERDEATH

>> No.14323808

>>14313876
he said, calmly

>> No.14323862

>>14323808
the letter should end here to be honest, then someone should sent it to her on twitte and tell her it was written by autistic fans of her

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14323944

>> No.14324998

>>14323862
Why dont you do it fag?

>> No.14325021

therefore

>> No.14325032

Three more words for sign off
Signed,

>> No.14325090

>>14325032
r/books

>> No.14325100

4chan fucking sucks now. All post2016 chantards need to die

>> No.14325151

Dear pesky mogul,
Sit on dragon me big, but me absconded. N Kantian I G jazz Please music N I TERF.
Minge N Luscious Melon-balled Sexy FUCK.
However, SIX N A magical Jewish ASS hook Trump deh.
Hermione Tongue My Anus juice Is delicious.
Ginnyisyourselfinserrnothermione.
N I G Adolph Hitler sneed mead Nigger thot
wizards from Africa fucking WEASLEY plus Scooby?
YES DFW is Mirin? Incel from pittsburg piles something nasty
R stretched her cooter with BBC nigger Cock
Please Pedorast cunny No! Dumbledore raped gay MOMMY
niggers-of-color therefore Dumbledore can't meme well
the apotheosis of Creampied white QUINTESSENTIALLY ZYZZ,
Rowling Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis FLOCKA
gubgub is COOM IN milkies of Bees Kalb Braps hack GOMAD BuHRIKSQUAAAAAAD hoo-hoo
Samir sumerian bdsm baby yeed FunnyValentinedidnothingwrongJohnnyjoestarwasaterrorist huge wizard cock NIGGERDEATH.
Signed,
r/books

>> No.14325163

>>14325151
I hope she writes us back.

>> No.14325170

>>14325151
this reads like modern rap lyrics
someone find a beat and someone to vocaroo this

>> No.14325667

>>14325151
Some sound cloud rap guy is going to use this in a song just watch.

>> No.14325853

billy

>> No.14326172

>>14325151
Someone send it to Mrs. Rowling

>> No.14326192

>>14314014
Based

>> No.14326379

PS

>> No.14326411

You

>> No.14326413

>>14325163
I hope she writes back to r/books

>> No.14326414

Cheeky

>> No.14326420

cunt

>> No.14326466

give

>> No.14326470

me

>> No.14326477

mommies

>> No.14326484

>>14313998
>NITERF
lol

>> No.14326535

>>14326477
milkies

>> No.14326555

you are super brave!

>> No.14326571

now