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Which books do you have to absorb to keep a girl like this who will kill your balls and sincerely ask you why you haven't killed yourself yet every morning?

>> No.14312306

>>14312286
Fuck off

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>>14312286
Katie Loves Classic Books is a more powerful bio-woman (female) icon for the /lit/erary community. Katie's body is strikingly feminine, almost as if several women's worth dwells inside her, whereas OP's chicken-sausage skinned cabin-girl seems a poster girl for frankly gross below-deck depravities that at a glance indict the entire nautical culture for it's systematic ruination of, at some point young and redeemable young women, instead entrapping them to a life of ink-parlor-documented self-destruction and meaningless penile mileage. OP's picture could have been a mother, could have fostered infants, toddlers or children. Instead, she drinks goblets of semen and perfects a twisted repertoire of vaginal, anal and oral engulfings, most of which is not under any sort of medical supervision. Completely inured and enslaved to the circus, OP's whore would hiss like an over-done roast if ever her Americana goggles were momentarily suspended and she saw plainly what the rest of us see. Rather than dwelling on this cipro-infused block of Boar's Head, we should instead open ourselves to a truly heavensent contemporary, a muse made mortal. Pic related.

>> No.14312997

>>14312286
If you sincerely can't get a girlfriend nicer, better looking and less fucked up than this... girl, then I feel sorry for you.

>> No.14313872
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>>14312997
>If you sincerely can't get a girlfriend nicer, better looking and less fucked up than this... girl, then I feel sorry for you.
Do you feel sorry for him?

>> No.14313945

I watched an interview with Charlotte and she seemed retarded. I don't think you need to read anything.

>> No.14314070

>>14312952
I burst out laughing just thinking about the Katie thread and the googoo gaga tampon boy post

>> No.14314103

>>14313872
She literally has "urinal" tattooed on the inside of her lip and someone still put a ring on it. This proves that it is actually scientifically impossible for a woman to be alone.

>> No.14314106

>>14312997
>better looking
bullshit, shes one in a million

>> No.14314115
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14314115

>>14312286
Reki... what have they done to you?!

>> No.14314121

>>14314103
based

>> No.14314156

>>14313872
The dude is a bisexual porn star. They're already set up for failure.

>> No.14314166

When you realize that acquiring a girlfriend doesn't involve a checklist, you might actually get one.

>> No.14314186

>>14314156
He has been getting his balls kicked, punched, bitten, slapped, kneed and stomped on by her and dozens of others for years
She said its romantic and I wish she could do the same to me

>> No.14314215

>>14314166
>When you realize that acquiring a girlfriend doesn't involve a checklist
1. Be perceptive
2. Have an indepth understanding of human psychology and body language
3. Be charismatic and funny by practicing your social skills constantly and never isolate yourself for years
4. Be confident and assertive
5. Be very empathetic or be able to fake it extremely well
6. Ideally be free of mental illnesses/problems which significantly inhibit the above

Roughly just off the top of my head

>> No.14314252

>>14312286
>charlotte SARTRE

>> No.14314254

>>14314166
>N-nooooo you can't analyze and systemize human behaviour explicitly, you are only allowed to follow those exact same behaviours implicitly without looking into it whatsoever through a critical lens.

>> No.14314262

And people wonder why they're incels....

>> No.14314279

You guys know you can fuck her for money, right? She works at a brothel in Nevada.

>> No.14314298

>>14314279
What if you don't care about sex? Who do you go to if you want to matter to a girl?

>> No.14314305

>>14314215
Is it so terrible that people would want to be around other people who actually make for enjoyable company?

>> No.14314308

>>14314279
Stop advertising yourself Charlotte

>> No.14314314

>>14314298
>Who do you go to if you want to matter to a girl?
A girl who matters to you and reciprocates your feelings.

>> No.14314322

>>14312286
who is she and why should i care?

>> No.14314323

>>14314314
>A girl who matters to you and reciprocates your feelings.
Yes but where do you acquire these things as a service?

>> No.14314328

>>14314322
Queen of /lit/. Mastered in philosophy

>> No.14314329

>>14314115
op is bad end reki, who didn't manage to save herself

>> No.14314341

>>14314279
but how much tho
>mfw when porn star experience is legit porn star experience

>> No.14314387

>>14314323
Japan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9IRmUEsz6g

>> No.14314421

>>14312286
>>14313872
charlotte is badass. theres a video where a group of guys waterboard her with piss and when they take the towel off her face shes smiling

>> No.14314475

>>14314421
so is this a pornstar who is really into piss and visits lit?

>> No.14314999

>>14314475
you may know her as Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

>> No.14315006

>>14314421
Source it. NOW!

>> No.14315015
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>>14314999

>> No.14315017

>>14312286
people like this have ruined women for me, whenever i see one i assumed they're some scribbled on whore like this stupid bitch and i want to vomit
giving women autonomy was the worst mistake anybody has ever made in history

>> No.14315050

>>14312286
Just be tall and rich, you can get literally 100% of women this way

>> No.14315076

>>14314999
I believe it.

>> No.14315223

>>14312286
wait that isnt a transgender, dropped

>> No.14315293

>>14313872
lmao imagine marrying her... yikes

>> No.14315299

>>14314999
is that for real? i only really lurk here and i dont get into trip drama but ive seen that name around

>> No.14315330

>>14315293
Its another pornstar that does equally degrading stuff

>> No.14315355

She should do an Q&A here

>> No.14315357

>>14314279
I want her to destroy my balls but I wouldn't pay much of a premium just for her name.

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>>14315299
I’m not a porn star. I’m a lesbian

>> No.14315413

>>14315355
i actually do wonder how poem stars navigate and reconcile their private romantic and sexual life with their occupation.
i feel like, at a certain point, the fact that you get paid to have your non-significant other's penis penetrate you will have some affect.

>> No.14315443

>>14315413
I guess they are on the same page and mindset, share similar life experiences.Thus the pornstar/pornstar combo is the most likely to work out.

>> No.14315448

>>14315413
They don't have puritan normie views on sex it's pretty simple

>> No.14315486

>>14315408
pleas never attach mommy bjork to your posts ever again

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>>14315486
Nei

>> No.14316312

>>14315006
it was a video she did for legalporno but i dont remember which one

>> No.14316319

>>14313872
>Do you feel sorry for him?
YES

>> No.14316525

>>14315408
Looks like Tarantino as a kid in pigtails.