The last author you read is now going to live with you and follow you around for one month. How fucked are you? If they were dead they've been resurrected.

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Anonymous Thu Dec 5 16:31:23 2019 No.14294282 [Reply] [Original]

The last author you read is now going to live with you and follow you around for one month. How fucked are you?

If they were dead they've been resurrected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 16:44:34 2019 No.14294357 Hemingway will make a good drinking, schizo buddy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 16:54:55 2019 No.14294421 >Guenon all the time or what? because I fap at least once a day and I don't think he'll like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 16:55:26 2019 No.14294425 File: 199 KB, 700x1057, serveimage_8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294282 >Dostoevsky >can't speak russian

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 17:00:22 2019 No.14294455 >Gadda I'm fucked. He's more autistic than the entirety of /lit/izens put together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 17:03:09 2019 No.14294463 >Ernst Jünger He’d probably think I was a pussy but might be cool to trip on LSD wit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 17:03:48 2019 No.14294466 >Céline Oh dear this is not going to be a sunny month

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 17:04:09 2019 No.14294467 >Peter Hitchens He'd be a total downer and blackpill me Or he'll just be on twitter the entire time arguing about weed

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 17:06:44 2019 No.14294480 >>14294282 >Vladimir Nabokov >homer Would be interesting to say the least. Vlad would want to go hotel hopping and look at butterflies and having a blind ancient blind Greek man would make for interesting banter between the three of us

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 17:07:51 2019 No.14294491 >>14294282 >Neetchee I think next time I'll read some shit like dr seuss and never pick up a book again

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 17:09:09 2019 No.14294499 >>14294282 >Baudelaire Lots of nights would be spent writing poetry while smoking opium and drinking wine

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 17:09:36 2019 No.14294506 >Rollo May Sweet, he might help me with existential crisis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 18:25:54 2019 No.14294962 -Sun Tzu Guess it’ll be cool to learn about ancient civilizations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 18:32:51 2019 No.14295005 >>14294282 >Bukowski it would be fun but my parents would probably question why we had an old wino living in the basement

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 18:35:58 2019 No.14295022 >>14294282 >Urs Allemann Dont really know what to expect

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 18:37:44 2019 No.14295036 >>14295005 >”But, Dad! We were going to the race track tomorrow! He says he’s got a system based on how hungover he was last night.”

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 18:54:09 2019 No.14295124 >Camus Free cigs i guess

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 18:56:41 2019 No.14295144 da woman who wrote tha old testamenttt., hope she got them ancient kazar milkers cuz im gonna tombstone piledrive her with this dicckkk'

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 18:56:56 2019 No.14295145 >>14294282 >Joseph Campbell I think we'd be bro's

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 18:58:26 2019 No.14295152 >>14294962 >mfw he executes the maid for not standing in formation with her broom

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 18:59:16 2019 No.14295157 >>14295152 >mfw me and sun tzu jack it to mei from overwatch dressed in hong kong gear

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 19:01:18 2019 No.14295175 >>14295157 >Introducing historical figures to internet pornography Brb gotta hit up an Amish village.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 19:02:07 2019 No.14295178 >Milton Seems like a real killjoy, but at least he speaks English. He's going to have trouble following me around if I get the blind version.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 19:05:01 2019 No.14295191 Cortazar It'd be cool. But i'd probably rape his boipucci

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 19:05:58 2019 No.14295195 >>14294421 >>14294425 >>14295145 Imagine doing psychotropic drugs with these 3 guys. Holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 19:57:56 2019 No.14295501 File: 46 KB, 450x438, 7024E46F-309F-47F0-8266-84811522591B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14295195

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:19:07 2019 No.14295617 >Allah Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:21:48 2019 No.14295632 File: 94 KB, 702x486, 1554744513801.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14295617 enjoy your virgins, fren

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:22:56 2019 No.14295639 >duras We'd fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:27:16 2019 No.14295665 File: 533 KB, 480x640, John_Michell_by_Richard_Adams.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294282 Thanks to this thread I discovered the Ancient Aliens crank whom I was reading was actually a trditionalist and admirer of Jlius Ev*la.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:27:29 2019 No.14295668 >>14295632 Thanks, anon-kun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:32:40 2019 No.14295692 >St Justin he martyr I think hes more fucked then me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:36:37 2019 No.14295716 >>14295665 didn't know chomsky was into that stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:39:56 2019 No.14295734 >>14294282 >carl jung i would tell him about the dreams i keep having about hitler

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 20:42:21 2019 No.14295758 i'd fuck plath's cooked cunt fine by me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 21:15:38 2019 No.14295941 >>14295175 hahahahahaha those heebs are gonna be like "DAYUM!" swear to god the amish are the only jews who dont know what porn is

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 21:18:40 2019 No.14295957 >Epictetus Nice, would probably be pretty chill

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 21:18:49 2019 No.14295959 >>14294282 >Borges Just seems like it be having you’re half-asleep and disabled grandpa following you around and occasionally making interesting quips. Could be cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 21:19:51 2019 No.14295966 >>14295959 *your

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 21:21:37 2019 No.14295976 >>14295195 >dude DRUGS lmao xd

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 21:22:47 2019 No.14295984 File: 51 KB, 793x776, nassim-taleb-black-swan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I'm gonna have to look like a bodyguard and prepare myself to beat fragilistas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 21:23:25 2019 No.14295986 File: 25 KB, 479x534, meinneger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we are gonna take over Europe

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 21:25:44 2019 No.14295997 File: 34 KB, 600x450, houellebecq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I always wanted to meet a French person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 21:26:46 2019 No.14296008 >>14295959 kek the man was a human encyclopedia

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 22:18:29 2019 No.14296247 File: 713 KB, 928x831, 1532585998001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294282

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 22:21:30 2019 No.14296264 >Dr Robert Hare I think he's alive so I could probably just go live with him now

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 22:39:01 2019 No.14296347 File: 38 KB, 939x715, DHIvTTHXcAE6lJy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14295144

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 22:40:13 2019 No.14296353 File: 156 KB, 495x570, 1573002151218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14295758 The only time it's acceptable to be a coomer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 22:51:58 2019 No.14296408 >>14294282 context for this pic? what the hell is that building back there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 23:14:46 2019 No.14296483 >>14294282 John Barth. Based. I'll make fun of him for writing the same novel twice (TWT and Sabbatical)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 5 23:40:09 2019 No.14296601 >Cormac McCarthy He probably would just scoff in disapproval at my IT job. I bet he's good at grilling though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:10:51 2019 No.14296724 >>14294467 Which book of his did you read?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:11:20 2019 No.14296727 File: 114 KB, 623x624, 1524425626622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dante Rossetti Honestly, I have no idea how that will go. I think he'd be fascinated with New Orleans though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:12:44 2019 No.14296732 >Joyce I don't have enough money for whiskey for the whole month and I'd probably get sick of his trilingual puns

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:15:34 2019 No.14296746 >>14296408 >context DFW got ghosted by Joyce for a month, don' t you know anything, it was in all the papers. >what the hell is that building back there It does not exist yet, few more years to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:16:57 2019 No.14296750 File: 143 KB, 750x500, karl_marx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294282 Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:18:52 2019 No.14296757 >Kneechi Honestly i wonder if he'd be a total buzz kill or not

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:19:59 2019 No.14296765 >>14294282 i think it was hume

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:21:01 2019 No.14296770 >>14296750 get noseplugs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:22:47 2019 No.14296779 Thucydidies is going to have some questions

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:24:55 2019 No.14296792 >Schopenhauer Oh lord.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:27:51 2019 No.14296809 File: 365 KB, 900x1203, Marianne_Stokes_Madonna_and_Child.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >author of the Gospel of the Lord If only I could be so lucky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:31:33 2019 No.14296818 >>14294282 >Milton he seemed like a cool guy despite the Puritanism, I'd enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:32:55 2019 No.14296827 Sun Tzu? Cool shit. Hope he doesn’t kill my ass for not keeping shit organized, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:35:17 2019 No.14296840 >>14296750 Enjoy floating his ass and his eating all your food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:37:19 2019 No.14296851 >>14296840 >le toothbrush xD

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:38:21 2019 No.14296859 >>14296851 That too, actually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:53:25 2019 No.14296941 >>14294282 >Ross O'Carroll-Kelly I like rugby too

Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:53:50 2019 No.14296945

>>14294499
Baudelaire for me too. I heard he loved laudanum too.
Im reading the flowers of evil, but I feel like I need a better translation.

>>14294506
That would be a fun conversation

>>14295005
That's a wild time

>>14295124
Yup all the cigs

>>14295986
Have fun doing meth

>>14296757
He would be maaaad awkward.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:56:05 2019 No.14296960 >>14296945 stfu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 00:58:34 2019 No.14296972 >>14296483 He's still alive, you can go visit him right now and air your opinion

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 01:17:13 2019 No.14297049 >>14296972 You think he knows about 4Chan or is he senile now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 02:37:38 2019 No.14297324 >>14294282 Dale carnegey will kiss my ass every 10 seconds

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 02:40:01 2019 No.14297330 I'm fucked. Shaka is a nutcase, but at least I wouldn't be bored.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 02:45:00 2019 No.14297346 >>14294466 kekked and witnessed >>14295997 I'd love that

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 02:46:02 2019 No.14297348 >Bret Easton Ellis He doesn't even like Bateman

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 02:52:02 2019 No.14297362 >>14294282 I hate Charles Dickens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 03:29:23 2019 No.14297459 >Rainer Maria Rilke based

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 03:44:14 2019 No.14297491 Herman Melville. Am I going to live a good life with my new constant companion?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 04:27:31 2019 No.14297608 >>14294282 >Karl Ove Knausgaard Probably wouldn't be that bad. I don't talk much and I get the impression he doesn't either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 04:34:38 2019 No.14297626 >Don DeLillo I dunno, don't anything about him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 04:35:56 2019 No.14297629 >Kafka Doesn't sound like the funnest oft times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 04:44:12 2019 No.14297641 >J.D. Salinger I'm not sure if this is the best or worst

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 05:20:55 2019 No.14297703 >>14294282 > Plato Pretty good, if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 05:26:02 2019 No.14297712 File: 51 KB, 519x412, 1558149546627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14297703 jealous two-bee-h

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 05:28:26 2019 No.14297721 >>14294282 >Virginia Woolf Well shit, gonna have to keep steering her away from bodies of water and hot chicks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 05:31:33 2019 No.14297733 >Kant I would be blessed with his genius ever waking hour

Anonymous Fri Dec 6 05:32:24 2019 No.14297737

>Hideaki Sena
Well I do know Japanese, so at least the language barrier is surmountable. I'm sure we can have some nice chats about biology, I'll be sure to introduce him to JFG's theory of the Revolutionary Phenotype and to the Jewish Question in case he isn't redpilled already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 05:35:53 2019 No.14297745 >>14294282 >Isaac Asimov I mean, seems like a chill enough guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 05:47:13 2019 No.14297772 >Blaise Pascal He'd see through my vanities and pride. We could nightwalk together

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 05:51:33 2019 No.14297779 >Pynchon Idk anything about the man desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 05:51:34 2019 No.14297780 >Sylvia Plath better hide the paracetamol lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 07:45:51 2019 No.14298055 >>14297733 but his schedule

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 07:48:37 2019 No.14298063 File: 18 KB, 261x400, 41X8OYTbLZL._AC_SY400_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Horay, i get to hang out with a condescending jew.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 07:50:23 2019 No.14298069 File: 414 KB, 600x599, 1569721711887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294282 >Dostoevski Time to hide the money...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 07:56:08 2019 No.14298087 >Menander Honestly the guy probably just had the personality of a humble craftsman, but it's always cool to hang out with some ancient Greek fellas. Sounds chill to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 08:00:44 2019 No.14298093 >>14294463 What have you been reading? I'm reading Glass Bees rn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 08:02:47 2019 No.14298099 >>14294282 Wow, G.K. Chesterton and I will get to go out for a beer!

Anonymous Fri Dec 6 08:18:01 2019 No.14298135

The Bible (in particular the old testament)

YWWH then? Or maybe the Holy Spirit? Or maybe Jesus?

That would be cool i guess. I''d be so scared and my face would be all radiant like moses or soemthing.

Id ask him some fundamental questions about the universe and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 09:54:43 2019 No.14298456 >>14295984 you'll turn into an arab

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 10:58:40 2019 No.14298741 File: 15 KB, 305x336, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eh he seems like a nice guy to hangout with and smoke cigs while talking about the system of objetcs and it's psychological effects on the human psyche.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 11:01:03 2019 No.14298753 >>14294282 Why are they in China?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 11:18:29 2019 No.14298844 >Cormac McCarthy Should be a comfy month desu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 12:00:08 2019 No.14299020 >>14296724 Abolition of Britain

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 14:35:15 2019 No.14299761 File: 376 KB, 928x831, 1575581483964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >based camus informing two cucks he fucked their wives (colorized)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 14:59:08 2019 No.14299888 >>14298093 Paris Diaries

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 17:48:56 2019 No.14300750 >>14294282 FUCKIN TAO LIN FFS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 18:19:37 2019 No.14300973 >>14294282 Deleuze. For fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 21:29:53 2019 No.14302107 >>14294282 >Ursula K. Le Guin She was 88 years old when she died; how the fuck is she gonna follow me around?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 21:37:18 2019 No.14302130 >>14300750 Is he actually good or is it a meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 21:41:20 2019 No.14302140 >>14295734 tell us first

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 21:41:45 2019 No.14302142 Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler... Not complaining.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 22:20:50 2019 No.14302282 >La Boétie Will just introduce him to Stirner's philosophy. He'll be quickly back to the grave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 22:21:36 2019 No.14302287 >>14294282 >mishima i'd heem that manlet

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 22:46:56 2019 No.14302406 >>14294499 Prepare your boipucci to be profanate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 22:48:37 2019 No.14302412 >Ezra Pound Not sure how well it would go down, but I guess we could talk about Tang dynasty poetry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 23:16:04 2019 No.14302542 >>14302130 Just finished Taipei; you could argue it's nice to have a writer who writes very much like what our generation seems to be —both stylistically and thematically. But then you try to frame it in the literary tradition, and realize it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 23:25:55 2019 No.14302577 >>14294282 Jordan Peterson... *looks at room* FUCk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 6 23:39:56 2019 No.14302619 >>14294282 >Yevgeny Zamyatin I mean, I'd need to hire a translator but at least he'd get to see the future and I get to enjoy his wonder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 01:02:54 2019 No.14302942 >>14302577 Imagine lobsterboy just materializing behind you and whispering : 'Did you wash your penis, bucko?' into your ear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 01:21:20 2019 No.14303007 >>14294282 So Pessoa?? I guess he's gonna be weird and quirky and is gonna ask to be left alone, I don't know. >At least he's not HoullebeKEK, I'd hate to listen anymore about how fucked we are as a society.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 01:34:31 2019 No.14303046 >>14297641 You both would have fun writing love letters for the girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 01:34:47 2019 No.14303048 >Shankara speechless

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 06:15:18 2019 No.14303725 >>14294282 >Roberto Bolano I guess I'll have to work on my Spanish. Should be fun though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 06:30:07 2019 No.14303762 Hesse Should be a pretty cool month

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 07:00:11 2019 No.14303841 >>14296408 I could be wrong but it looks like the CCTV tower in Beijing

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 09:12:06 2019 No.14304222 >>14294282 >Jean-Jacques Rousseau Cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 09:23:38 2019 No.14304275 Tolstoi What am I in for, lads?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 09:28:23 2019 No.14304293 File: 26 KB, 200x336, IHNM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294282 The last author I read was Harlan Ellison.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 09:43:14 2019 No.14304337 >>14304293 I'm so sorry for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 09:50:00 2019 No.14304365 >Hunter S. Thompson. In for a month of drug abuse

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 10:34:03 2019 No.14304578 >>14294282 >Murakami cool, finally a got a buddy to go running with

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 13:08:25 2019 No.14305414 >>14296601 >>14298844 >meet McCarthy >drop spaghetti while telling him how much I love Blood Meridian >ask him if Gene Harrogate was based on a real person >spend rest of the month awkwardly saying little to one another would be cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 13:10:18 2019 No.14305432 >>14294425 Mine is actually Kaczynski. Maybe we could build a cabin together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 13:14:32 2019 No.14305452 >Mishima I'd try gay love with him desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 13:18:03 2019 No.14305469 >Virginia Woolf

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