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Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:46:55 2011 No.1428453 [Reply] [Original]

I masturbate once a day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:50:55 2011 No.1428466 i'm sold

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:51:55 2011 No.1428469 4 times a day here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:51:55 2011 No.1428472 This man speaks the truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:53:55 2011 No.1428477 This man is lying

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:57:55 2011 No.1428483 2 times a day. My record is 9 times in one day though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:58:55 2011 No.1428485 only once?

Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:59:55 2011 No.1428491

I have a theory about masturbating.

The more you masturbate, and thus expel semen, your body makes up for it by producing more. And as you have produce, your body wants you to get rid of it, thus you get all porny, and jizz more.

This vicious cycle continues until its too late, and your penis falls off due to overuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:02:55 2011 No.1428498 File: 3 KB, 109x126, 1274907343906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] deux+ here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:03:55 2011 No.1428499 >>1428491 i'm sold again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:05:55 2011 No.1428507 >>1428491 are you a wizard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:13:55 2011 No.1428524 I have sex several times on a weekly basis. This has nothing to do with literature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:19:55 2011 No.1428537 >>1428524 I wrote an biography simply from the perspective of my penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:30:55 2011 No.1428553 >>1428524 Quit being a downer man, masturbation IS literature. >>1428537 Hadn't that been done already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:38:55 2011 No.1428575 >>1428553 if not it should. and>>1428537 do you mind if i also use your idea. would be very intresting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:38:55 2011 No.1428576 Once? weak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:40:55 2011 No.1428581 has anyone masturbated so much in one day that when you orgasm nothing comes out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:41:55 2011 No.1428585 i used to but since a few days ago i get really bad headaches if i do it too frequently :(

>>	yxbart Wed Jan 5 23:41:55 2011 No.1428586 >>1428524 no need to brag,jeez youre such a douchebag. bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:42:55 2011 No.1428589 >>1428581 yes dont do it. i had what i like to call red balls for two days

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 00:52:55 2011 No.1428754 >>1428589 You should be a scientist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 00:54:55 2011 No.1428760 >>1428589 "Red balls, cocaine in a can."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 00:59:55 2011 No.1428771 >>1428760 well ive done cocaine, and the feeling wasnt similar at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 01:02:55 2011 No.1428776 >>1428771 Clearly you've never watched the Chapelle show.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 01:18:55 2011 No.1428811 >>1428771 I like to what point this thread has devolved. Funniest shit I've seen all night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 01:20:55 2011 No.1428814 why is /lit/ the best board?

>>	yxbart Thu Jan 6 01:23:55 2011 No.1428817 >>1428814 cause me here guys im so lonely what am i going to do?

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