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describe this image in your finest prose

>> No.14227868

>>14227864
Hey. Baby!

Wink!

>> No.14228476

>>14227864
the dog smile :)

>> No.14228514
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>>14227864
hehe le doge

>> No.14228597

Odhvald returned home from the festivities in Sirilund, the music and the laughter as phantoms in his ears. Döggö was waiting for him. The loyal friend gave Odhvald the gayest fucking wink and smile he had ever seen, so he took his rifle and shot him in his stupid face. Odhvald sat down and listened to the sounds of the forest. It was summer still.

>> No.14228611

>>14227864
the dog
it opened its mouth
yes
YES
the tongue is out

>> No.14228622

>>14228597
Anyone who guesses the author gets a blowjob.

>> No.14228630

>>14227864
doghegao

>> No.14228636

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>> No.14228640

>>14227864
WHITE

>> No.14228670

Ding Xugong leaned back onto the couch.

"These white men, haha, they look funny in their funny boats." he thought.

He took a hit of opium.

>> No.14228711
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14228711

No

>> No.14228865
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14228865

The creature smiled, but it was mere appearance; muscles contorted, misinterpreted by my good will against my better judgment. I sank and waited for the facsimile to fade, and it did, just as hurriedly as it would have had it been real.

>> No.14228993

The dog nigger made a smile nigger

>> No.14229001

Keep saying it.

>> No.14229005

>>14227864
Doggers happeee smile wink wink
:))

>> No.14229125

Once upon a time there was a dog named Smiley Tungout. He had the power to cast magic spells with his magical tongue, but he did not know this, and he could also talk in secret. One day in autumn, he met Jeraline, a pretty girl who was an outcast at school, but who had a great imagination, which was the sole reason why she was bullied. Jeraline and Smiley became friends, because Smiley could sense the power of kindness and beauty and courage and imagination in the spunky little girl, so he talked to her and she taught him how to do magic, which they then used to bully the bullies. The end.

>> No.14229222

>>14227868
>>14228476
>>14228514
>>14228597
>>14228611
>>14228622
>>14228640
>>14228670
>>14228865
>>14228993
>>14229005
>>14229125
YOU IDIOTS THAT PIC IS FROM A VIDEO WHERE THE GUY IS LITERALLY FUCKING HIS DOG

>> No.14229273

>>14229222
Based dogfucker

haha.

>> No.14229277

THE DOGGER THE PUPPER THE FLUFFERINO HE SMILIN

>> No.14229292

>>14229222
What the actual fuck noooo
. No non no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

>> No.14229304

>>14229222
Proof

>> No.14229374

Bark bark bark woof. Grr ruff arf arf bark. Woof woof woof bark.

>> No.14230524

>>14229222
proof

>> No.14230548

>>14229222
How do you know, you degenerate sick fuck

>> No.14230551
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14230551

>>14227864
BARK BARK BARK BARK

>> No.14230588

>>14227864
"At least i'm not a nigger" he thought, "If you shave off my fur i'm white underneath". The soft breath of his master that escapes his mouth while he called him a good boy softly caressed his facial region. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. The human continued to stroke his sides while his dopamine-agitating voice went on speaking in that flustering, heavenly manner "When a nigger comes by i'll only stop barking if master tell me to" he said to himself, out loud.

>> No.14230622

>>14229222
I had a great reaction image for this but OP already used it

>> No.14230633

>>14229273
kys

>> No.14230650
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>>14227864

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>>14227864

>> No.14230769

>>14227864
all your dogbowl arf belong to us

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>> No.14231456

>>14230588
jej

>> No.14232233

>>14229222
link?

>> No.14232583
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14232583

what are we gonna do on the bed?

>> No.14232662

>>14227864
:)h

>> No.14232664

Have sex.

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>>14227864
So this thread stays up yet my identical post with asian qts image gets taken down? I see we have some roastie mods

>> No.14233030

>>14232666
Dogs > dog eaters

>> No.14233328
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14233328

>>14229222
>b-but it's wrong because it's rape
>dog shown clearly enjoying it

>> No.14233387

>>14233328
>projecting human emotions onto dog face
coping animal abuser

>> No.14233427

>>14233328
>nobody says anything about rape
>defensive dogfucker instantly seethes and projects about his desire to use an animal like a living sex toy
interesting

>> No.14233513

Pious and proud, he was a devoted to the Shia cause

>> No.14233843

>>14227864
As I gazed upon the hound, its fangs bared and tongue lolling, I knew that it was a bestial demon of hell. The nacreous film that covered its eyes pulsed with the rhythm of its unholy heart. It grinned as it approached, preparing to rip me limb from limb. I knew that my time was short and my list of options was shorter.

>> No.14235248

>>14233387
>animals evolved in close proximity to people can't project human emotions
>>14233427
>nobody says anything about his desire to use an animal like a living sex toy
>offensive dogfucker instantly seethes and projects about his desire to eliminate competing dogfuckers
interesting

>> No.14236041

>>14235248
>n-no you're the d-dogfucker!! I can tell if a dog consents to sex by a reaction image of dubious origin of a dog doing a silly face!!! y-you fuck dogs!
yikes