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If doubles, your feature gets added to the language.
If triples, you can alter a feature that you don't like.
If quads, you can remove a feature that you don't like.

>>>/int/114438484
>>>/trash/26715470
>>>/s4s/8275627
>>>/r9k/55467031

>> No.14218811

Every word has to have NIGGER after it

>> No.14218821

>>14218811
FBPB

any proper name has to have -SAMA, after it

>> No.14218822

>>14218806
make the language english

>> No.14218825

>>14218822
How about English from the year 3000 C.E. ?

>> No.14218849

Saying a word multiple times in a row is an intensifier.

I love love love my wife!

That car is fast fast!

>> No.14218856
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>>14218825
no. ENGLISH.

>> No.14218857

every third sentence must end with a ¿, though other punctuation can be added as needed.

>> No.14218858

>>14218849
Thank you for your contribution, but you did not succeed this round. Try again with another suggestion though!

>> No.14218860

The first letter of any adverb is capitalised, whilst the second letter of any adjective is capitalised instead.

>> No.14218864

>>14218860
That sounds so awkward that even Germans would be cringing.

>> No.14218870

From this point on, rules can be added to the language only if the rules are correctly written in the language when proposed.

>> No.14218872

Any sentence in the language has to be written or said while standing up.

>> No.14218875

>>14218870
That would be a cool idea if we had anything to work with besides shitposting and racism.

>> No.14218877

any and all metaphors must someway involve or allude to a colour. e.g. instead of saying "it's hot as hell today" you must say "it's hot as red hell today" or something like that.

>> No.14218878
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14218878

>>14218806
if trips OP is a fag and jannies will clean this thread

>> No.14218881

>>14218877
We have our first winner. Thank you for your contribution.

>> No.14218891

It borrows largely the character from the German language but not necessarily the intent.

>> No.14218893

>>14218881
Umm the first winner was that every word has to have the n word after it

>> No.14218897

>>14218881
i'm happy as a pink pig in mud to be added in

>> No.14218898

>>14218881
what? the first winner is the first post.

>> No.14218904

The way in which one pronounces the syllables changes the meaning of it such as in Chinese.

Haha I'm ruining the beautiful European language.

>> No.14218912

>>14218893
That was clearly a shitpost and is in violation of the board rules: "No racism outside of /b/".

>> No.14218924
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>>14218806
all pronouns are gender neutral

>> No.14218928

>>14218881
we already had a winner
it was literally the first post >>14218811
NIGGER

>> No.14218930

>>14218928
>>14218898

yeah what gives OP what kind of scam are you running here

>> No.14218951

>>14218811
Based NIGGER

>>14218881
Cringe NIGGER

>> No.14218957

>>14218930
>yeah what gives OP what kind of scam are you running here
Kek. Maybe he just doesn't want to say nigger after every sentence. It isn't exactly good marketing for /lit/ either.

>> No.14218964

>>14218912
>makes shitpost nigger thread
>complains about shitpost nigger post
i'm as mad as a black nigger who's had his red watermelon stolen over your double standard.

>> No.14218970

>>14218964
that's a simile, not a metaphor, that you used.

>> No.14218972

>>14218964
aw, fuck nigger. i thought every sentence was supposed to have nigger IN it, not nigger AFTER it nigger. my bad nigger.

>> No.14218978

>>14218970
GODDAMMIT I'M A RETARDED BLACK NIGGER TONIGHT NIGGER.

>> No.14218980

>>14218881
we have our first faggot, nigger

>> No.14218986

>>14218912
New rule then. Every single sentence has to include the phrase "OP IS A NIGGER"

>> No.14218995

>>14218912
if dubs every post has to be signed off with
>OP IS A NIGGER FAGGOT

>> No.14218997

>>14218811
would like to change "nigger" to "desu"

>> No.14219004

>>14218881
Cool post OP! I translated it into the official language too!

>WE NIGGERS HAVE NIGGER OUR NIGGER-FIRSTNIGGER WINNER NIGGER. THANKNIGGERS, YOU NIGGER FOR NIGGER YOUR NIGGER CONTRIBUTION.

>> No.14219012

Mention of Megan Boyle should be succeeded by an honorific, "Pleasure be upon her feet."

>> No.14219026
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>>14218811
If doubles this rule is voided and replaced by
>All written works must begin by enchanting the literary muses by an original method

>> No.14219031

Man, this is a sad state /lit/ has gotten into.
I don’t mean the rampant use of the word nigger itself, but what its usage in this thread conveys.
OP brought a pretty fun game and immediately, just like a bunch of spastics, everyone actively tries to ruin it in the cheapest way possible.
I get that being a sperglord is funny every now and then, and using offensive racial slurs can be fun just by itself. But look at this shit. It’s like some tumblr tier garbage. Just change the word nigger in this thread for tacos. That’s how unfunny and cringe things have gotten.
Sorry about your thread OP. At least some boards seemed to try.

>> No.14219036

>>14219031
>OP brought a retarded, offtopic, /b/ tier game
ftfy nigger

>> No.14219048

>>14219031
>"OP brought a pretty fun game..."
sure. suuuuuuuuure.
its cause its a garbage thread to begin with (and not /lit related either, but not that that matters).
trash thread + dubs of NIGGER + fag OP reneging on the first dubs = people shitposting NIGGER as often as possible
*also gotta throw in a dose of that casual 4chin racism

>> No.14219050

>>14219031
Thank you for you understanding. Such is life in cyberspace, I suppose.

>> No.14219053

>>14219031
no you fuck.
The problem is that OP wants to be some sort of moral arbiter, trying to not stick to his own rules once the first poster showed why this was a really fucking stupid idea for a thread.

Then OP tried to pretend like it didn't happen. .

>> No.14219060

>>14219031
nigger

>> No.14219064

>>14219050
>ok, nigger

>> No.14219067

>>14219050
Get off /lit/,

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>>14219031
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.14219076

>>14219053
words beginning with vowels must end with the vowel that immediately succeeds it, as in a-e-i-o-u.
and -> ande
interesting -> interestingo
under -> undera
ande so on ande so on.

>> No.14219078

>>14218806
every single word is faggot. depending on the location and meaning of the sentence, we can determine the part of speech that faggot is representing. In the oral medium we will increase and decrease the syllable length and communicate thereby. Faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot.

>> No.14219082

Non-material nouns are preceeded by the phrase "gay retard".

>> No.14219084
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>>14219031
>phoneposting about how 4chan has changed because it isn't like reddit

>> No.14219087

>>14218978
>>14218964
this thread is showing signs of greatness

>>14218806
new rule: every imperative sentence must end with a command and "God wills it."

>> No.14219089

>>14219067
Edge yourself, crypto-fapper

>> No.14219091

*comma, not command

>> No.14219097

example: OP needs to start honoring all dubs and trips and quads in this thread, God wills it!

>> No.14219155

>>14219097
I NIGGER say, NIGGER, this NIGGER really is a black stinking nigger thread, God wills it!¿

>> No.14219175

Every word has at least 3 silent letters.

>> No.14219178

>>14219175
French is the worst language though.

>> No.14219231

all adjectives end with fag

>> No.14219238

questions must be written in all caps

>> No.14219243

every word must begin with nigger.

>> No.14219247

>>14219031 (retard nigger)
Gay retard bLeu fag nigger boarden nigger art nigger sExually fag nigger REPRESSED nigger shit shkit ShIT! nigger SHIT!!! OP IST EINE FAGGOT (God wills it) holen NiGgEr like nigger the nigger bAsed nigger bRuwn nigger cAtholik nigger gay retard church nigger LOL NIGGERSAMA¿¿
OP IS A NIGGER FAGGOT FUCK YOU
OP IS A NIGGER FAGGOTOP IS A NIGGER FAGGOT FUCK YOU
OP IS A NIGGER FAGGOTOP IS A NIGGER FAGGOTOP IS A NIGGER FAGGOT FUCK YOU NIGGER
OP IS A NIGGER FAGGOTOP IS A NIGGER FAGGOT FUCK YOU
OP IS A NIGGER FAGGOT FUCK YOU

>> No.14219281
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14219281

>haahaa fubby bad wurd

>> No.14219282

/int/ellectual here, I came to this board because of OP's link, thinking that /lit/ was a smart board. It turns out you fags are even dumber than/x/, I'm disappointed.

>> No.14219329
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14219329

You can oly use words found in Pope's oeuvre

>> No.14219380

Nigger replaces the verb "to be."

>> No.14219393

English but sort of like chinese. each letter in the alphabet is a character that corresponds to a word. includes capitals so there are 52 base characters. then characters combine to make more detailed phrases.

>> No.14219399

>>14219393
for example
m = man
a = animal
then ma = nigger

>> No.14219442

>>14218806
sWITCH NIGGER ALL NIGGER UPPERCASE NIGGER TO NIGGER LOWERCASE NIGGER AND NIGGER VICE NIGGER VERSA NIGGER

>> No.14219464
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>>14219247
Is this art

>> No.14220088

>>14218806
AN historian

>> No.14220212

>>14219399
ma nigger