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can anyone help me with a poem and/or letter to a girl? I will pay you if you're good

>> No.14209716

>>14209673
I can help. I used words effectively enough to trick a woman into marrying me. What do you need?

>> No.14209730

>>14209673
If you don't write ot yourself she'll know just by talking to you

>> No.14209732

>>14209673
I don't ethically support the misrepresentation of oneself for the sake of impressing roasties so you can access premium masturbation
Be your authentic self and let her rejection sublimate into self loathing and ultimately ascention

>> No.14209742
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>>14209730
>>14209732
>He wouldn't get wingman'd by a word wizard into wooing a precious woman

>> No.14209770

>>14209673
Give me the deets and I’ll write for you on the house

>> No.14209778

>>14209673
Your nose!
>>14209742
Bruh. A man after my own heart.

>> No.14210247
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14210247

>>14209673
I, too, have read pic related. Do you remember how it ends, OP?

>> No.14210262

>>14209716
LOL ,more like she tricked you into thinking you tricked her so she could settle down with a beta provider while she fucks chad on the side. you got played son

>> No.14210285

>>14209673
i can help, but i'll need pics, preferably of the "assets." here's a sample of my work:

forlorn amidst the stars the moon did hang
and graced mine eyes with lonely pallid sheen
but Hark! an unknown man appeared who sang:
come gaze upon the maiden i have seen
whose massive, youthful breasts be in full bloom,
fair milkers larger than the moon above,
bazingas big enough to make thou coom,
so huge i think; perhapst thou fall in love!
and gaze i did upon her mommy jugs,
whose radiance did revel 'gainst the moon's,
and thought of that orb - never giving hugs -
of then embracing her two big balloons.

mine heart had made its final decision:
look on her tits with all your precision,
forget ye yonder moon, and all the rest,
she has her own twin moons upon her chest!

>> No.14210302
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14210302

what are the chances i can woo buttercunt into my debauched arms so that i may defile her?

>> No.14210341

>>14210285
kek

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>>14210302

>> No.14210574

>>14209742
>posts pic related
>"d-dat's lichrully me"
lmao, delusional christcuck

>> No.14210641
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14210641

Itty bitty titty
So round plump and pretty
I long hot and need
Your bosoms to knead
Be silent now, defile not your lips
All shall be known through my fingertips

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14210654

>>14210641
>need
>knead

>> No.14210659

>>14210285
Based milktruckposter

>> No.14210771

>>14210262
Lol, she makes near six figures and I am a stay at home husband. Living the dream my friend. Personally I welcome our new matriarchal overlords.

>> No.14210782

>>14210771
you're living the nightmare. i was just joking the first time, but she unironically is fucking other dudes, there's no question now.

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14210793

>>14210654
>had had

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>>14210771
generalities are never the same as "for sure, this will happen"
but uhh, just gonna say, good luck.
>see research into marriages when whamen earn more than the man
>see research into divorce rates and which sex is more likely to initiate divorce
>see research into hypergamy and evolutionary psychology
>see myriad of articles about whamen lamenting how hard it is to "find a good man" when the whamen has high income

>> No.14210827

>>14210782
What part of matriarchy did you not understand? She is welcome to keep a lover if she chooses, she earns all the money. It's her body anyway. You need to lighten up. It's just sex.

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>>14210827
>It's just sex.

>> No.14210847

>>14210821
I already new all this. You act like any of this is some kind of deterrent? Nothing lasts forever. If she moves in she moves on. I already have one her plans for when that happens. Marriage is like anything else in life. It's great for a time, just as people are great for a time. Getting upset about such changes is silly.

>> No.14210860

>>14210847
have fun man, whatever floats your boat. being unironic here.
but i do see the disconnect between our understandings of marriage.
to me, marriage should be something permanent, or at the very least, something that you enter into with permanency being given serious consideration

but i guess there are changing attitudes and understanding of marriage.

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>>14210847
>Marriage is like anything else in life. It's great for a time, just as people are great for a time. Getting upset about such changes is silly.
Seriously man, print this post you made out or archive it in some way and look at it again in a year or two, I'm about as depressed as depressed gets and this even strikes me as the words of a broken, defeated man.

>> No.14210868

>>14210834
I remember what it was like to be a kissless virgin and hold sex and marriage up on some sacred alter to be worshiped. That's just immaturity. After you have sex several thousand times it starts to get old. I can't see wanting to stay married last 10 or 15 years. The three years so far have been great but people move on. I like what they do in India and the Husband just goes asceticism and walks about when the wife gets too old.

>> No.14210884

>>14210868
>duh if its not my ideal nothing matters
literal manchild

>> No.14210885

>>14210861
>defeated
Life isn't about winning and loosing. I feel really old now realizing most of the people here are probably barely just kids because I can almost not remember thinking like that.

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>>14210868
>>14210847
this is some next level bugman shit.

>> No.14210892

>>14210884
Worse, I don't have any ideals. :)

>> No.14210902

>>14210885
you feel alienated because of the unwarranted, unearned sense of superiority you've cultivated all your life

>> No.14210912

>>14210902
I dont feel alienated, I did when I was a young kid who thought wen and sex were super duper important and couldn't find the perfect gf and was brooding over it and getting mad because divorce exists. But then I feel up and accepted that none of it really matters. Just take people and things as they are.

>> No.14210962

these reddit psychologists trying to hold this guy's marriage to some sort of ideal like it is a thing that actually exists
when you become a man, you realize you make the rules, not some shitpost on r/theredpill about muh tradition with some off the cuff evo-psych larp

>> No.14210970

>>14210962
>you make the rules
>your wife bangs someone else

>> No.14210996

>>14210782
At least he can sue for alimony after the eventually divorce because he was accustomed to a certain lifestyle

>> No.14211009

>>14210827
Get off this board cuck /pol/ is your home

>> No.14211016

>>14210962
i dont see how being aware of marriage, sex, and dating phenomenons is somehow conflicting with this idea of "you make the rules"
you can also check out this Stanford professor's lectures (Youtube) on Human Behavioral Biology if you want some more info to evo psych. the dude basically says:
>we got some evidence
>there are differing ideas/thoughts
>perhaps we know less about human behavior than we initially thought

but ur a big boi tho, so do as u wish

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14211023

>>14210962
>when you become a man, you realize you make the rules

>> No.14211024

>>14210970
it's up to him if that is acceptable or not
the real cuck mentality is letting someone else make the rules you live by

>> No.14211032

>>14210834
>>14210262
>>14210782
>>14210821
>>14210888

Really shows how insecure you all are that you'd attack a random person for doing what they feel comfortable with. I can smell the self-loathing and inceldom from here. I relish in the fact that you're fucking losers and hate yourselves. I will always be stronger then any of you. How is your relationships with your mothers? Hahahahahaha

>> No.14211035

>>14211024
you never mentally matured past age 14. but go ahead and stay up past your bedtime and let your wife fuck black dudes like a badass

>> No.14211038

>>14211023
keep wojak posting maybe oneday the masculinity gods banish your birdchin and alien skull for all the work you do

>> No.14211046

>>14211032
>>14210860
>have fun man, whatever floats your boat. being unironic here.
calling you "big boi" is a dick move, ill give you that, but its more of shitposting than an attack

>> No.14211048

>>14211035
you literally can't think outside /pol/ memes
fuck off retard

>> No.14211049

>>14211038
i'd rather have a gay alien skull than a black dick inside my wife...

>> No.14211055

>>14210247
Can I just say this is a 11/10 fantastic work which everybody should read. Shame that it's never discussed here.

>> No.14211058

>>14211048
your entire line of reasoning is that nothing can be bad as long as you want it to happen. so if you say to yourself "i want to cut off my penis and take sissy pills," thats true masculinity in your worldview. you're fucking retarded.

>> No.14211059

>>14210962
Your "look how opened minded and evolved I am" act is just a compensation for your lack of masculinity and control over your wife and framing it as some enlightened hogwash ain't foolin no one

>> No.14211089

>>14209673
Sacrifice an unblemished lamb to invoke the spirit of Joyce and get him to help.

>> No.14211098

>>14211058
>>14211059
masculinity is a completely made up spook
I would call that self actualization of one's inner spirit if that's what it compels you to do

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>>14211098
>i'm the real man here!
>once you guys mature into real men like me, you'll realize ideals are dumb and icky!
*realizes his wife has a black cock inside her*
>m-masculinity is a s-spook!

>> No.14211155

>>14211089
These accusations of Joyce being a sheep fucker really must stop.

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14211171

>>14211144
>NOOOOO YOU CANT THROW MADE UP SPOOKS IN MY FACE TO EXPOSE THEIR ABSURDITY
>YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY WOJAK FOLDER

>> No.14211195

>>14211171
you literally think its okay for your wife to get fucked by niggers. you're not going to come out of this looking superior.

>> No.14211402

>>14211055
I agree, but it's kind of hard to discuss.
>near-perfect
>simple thesis
>not particularly subtle
That said, I'm surprised Cyrano doesn't get memed more. He ticks all the boxes.

>> No.14211631

>>14211195
No faggot he thinks if you do what you want thats masculine for some reason you think that means a black dude fucking your wife

>> No.14212726

>>14210827
You’re weak, powerless, and cucked. I don’t think anyone here envies your position. Whatever. You do you.