His Dark Materials

[Anonymous No.14179529]

Found these books in my library and since I kind of enjoyed the first 2 episodes of the show, decided to give them a try.

>main heroine is an unlikable, lying shitbag with a literal plot device machine that basically guides her through the entire plot
>"good guys" are literal child kidnappers and murderers who commit more heinous atrocities than the actual bad guys of the series
>bad guys are never really explained as to why they are so much more horrible than the good guys other than because "something something Catholic Church"
>worst misapplication of Chekhov's Gun I've ever seen
>author can't seem to decide whether he wants to write a supernatural thriller or deliver an atheist sermon half the time
>series literally ends with two 12 year olds fucking for two or three chapters to save the universe or some shit

Jesus Christ, I can't even imagine how they are going to explain this shit in the show.