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Would e/lit/ist do her if given the chance?

>> No.1415923

no

>> No.1415936
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1415936

NO!

>> No.1415941

Is that the actress from The Haunting of Hill House?

>> No.1415943

I'd fuck just about anything except tybrax atm

>> No.1415944

Probably, yeah. I like fat chicks.

>> No.1415945

If that's stephanie meyer I would bang her for her money

>> No.1415948

>>1415943

Tybrax said he read and enjoyed Twilight. He's mentioned it more than a few times in a completely non-trolling fashion. Total pleb.

>> No.1416547

Nobody except girls under the age of 14 like Twilight.

>> No.1416557

>>1415948
He likes it post-ironically. He's so pomo. It's why I love him.

>> No.1416563

Yes, so long as she didn't talk.

>> No.1416570

If thats the only way to satisfy this crazy bitch and hold her from writing im ready to sacrifice myself for humanity sake

>> No.1416580

>>1416547
I have no problems with girls under the age of 14 reading twilight. I saw a kid and his sister - he was 'reading' Where's Wally and was like 12, she was reading Twilight and was about 7 or 8. I was pretty impressed. Romance is pretty dead and if that's going to introduce new people to it then I won't complain.

>> No.1416588

Do I have to sparkle?

>> No.1416626

kinda sad that so many anonymous posters, of all the people in the board to be worrying about an online identity, are embarrassed to say if they enjoyed something that's looked down upon or 'hipster'. really sad. i suppose lying to themselves must come into it somewhere.

>> No.1418523

that said, i'd give her a hug

>> No.1418550

>>1416580
like, I don't have a problem with Twilight or with people reading it, I'm glad they're reading it. But I wouldn't really look to Twilight to resurrect some concept of romance - because romance never really existed as more than a fantasy, because I don't know what good would be done by bringing it back, but especially because I don't see what real romance there is in Twilight.

>> No.1418573

>>1416580
>>1418550
Just because you don't get any doesn't mean Romance is dead.

>> No.1418675

Depends. Who is it?

>> No.1418692

tee hee