/lit/ - Literature

[xtabyr No.1415474]

>mfw i stayed at my boyfriend's last night & neither of us slept
u jelly, /lit/?

[Anonymous No.1415477]

I spent all night reading as well.

That's what you're getting at, right? I mean why else would you be posting this on /lit/ otherwise?

[xtabyr No.1415483]

>>1415477
you were reading alone, i was doing a pair activity. different.

[Anonymous No.1415485]

What are you on the Kinsey scale?

[Anonymous No.1415484]

You know, I stopped coming in /lit/ months ago, and I remember thinking 'once the tripfags think they're the shit, we'll get a wank load of useless threads' and lo and behold.

I'm truly happy that your boyfriend lay you down by the fire, honestly, but that's more R9K territory

[Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ No.1415486]

>mfw

>>1415485
lol

[Anonymous No.1415493]

>1415485

OP here, I score an 11. They had to expand the scale out to incorporate my level of faggotry.

[xtabyr No.1415497]

>>1415485
>What are you on the Kinsey scale?
see:
>>1415451
i'm not going to define myself by out-of-date nonsense.

[KOZ !!n414dW6hO/U No.1415499]

>>1415474

WHY IS THAT THE FACT OF YOU NOT SLEEPING WOULD PROVOKE JELLINESS IN ANYBODY?

[Anonymous No.1415500]

>>1415499

He's implying they were up all night having hot steamy sex, you autistic cunt.

[KOZ !!n414dW6hO/U No.1415503]

>>1415500

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS MAKING THAT ASSUMPTION; HE STATED THAT THEY DID NOT SLEEP IN ALL NIGHT.

[Anonymous No.1415504]

this is bull-shit. there are no girls on 4chan...unless *gasp* op is a fag

[Anonymous No.1415509]

>>1415504
where the fuck have you been, or are you just new to lit?

[Anonymous No.1415512]

So why is OP proud of this?

[Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ No.1415517]

Hands up itt if you actually know what it feels like to stay up with your girlfriend all night

[xtabyr No.1415522]

>>1415517
women suck gtfo

i bet it was really 'deep' & you guys felt like you'd be together for ever gonna get married, have children insects, etc. so lame.

[KOZ !!n414dW6hO/U No.1415520]

>>1415517

LOL

WHAT A SUBTLE PLAY OF WORDS.

I GIVE YOU 10/10.

[Goldfish !!NU5uJMgJyrv No.1415523]

>>1415517

[Anonymous No.1415524]

Where did all these shitty namefags and tripfags come from?

[xtabyr No.1415525]

oh right he meant his hand.

well that would kind of hurt, tendonitis or something so no, i havent done that.

[Anonymous No.1415531]

This thread turns me on I have to admit.

[Anonymous No.1415534]

>>1415520

I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.1415549]

OP likes anime, I'm not jelly.

[xtabyr No.1415552]

>>1415549
i don't like any anime at all. seriously.

[Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ No.1415557]

you strike me as an NHK sort of guy

I always liked Cromartie High School and School Rumble myself

[Anonymous No.1415562]

i tried to watch cowboy bebop once and it was fucking stupid.

[xtabyr No.1415574]

>>1415557
what the fuck is that d&e.

is cowboy bebop the thing where the main character has limbs that stretch really long? i dont thinkl that looks deep at all.

[Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ No.1415603]

>>1415574
here is the wikipedia blurb seeing as it has been several years since I've seen it

>The story centers around a twenty-two-year-old hikikomori who gets aid from a strange girl who seems to know a lot about him, despite never meeting him before. A common theme throughout the story deals with the hardships of life and how people must deal with them in their own way.

right up ur alley

[xtabyr No.1415613]

>>1415603
no.

[Anonymous No.1415644]

>>1415474
>mfw you have no friends

[Anonymous No.1415649]

So what was everyone reading last night?

[xtabyr No.1415651]

>>1415644
your face?

......

[xtabyr No.1415660]

>>1415649
sorting going between 3 books when usually i only go through 1 at a time, i think you'll see why though:

- L'etranger (re-reading)
- Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hide
- .....de-loused in the comatorium... (shitty book by a prog rock band but it's kind of interesting because of the vocabulary used. like internal wounds, biblical references, spanish & stuff like that. have to be honest that it's worse that Twilight though)

[Anonymous No.1415665]

>>1415660

>likes the mars volta

[xtabyr No.1415677]

>>1415665
well i can see why people think they're embarrasing but Frances the Mute is like an awesome modern prog album that can match led zeps. the first album is kind of tedious, only a few good songs & then they kind of fucked up with everything Amputechtre onwards. I like Green Day & SOAD too so they're probably more embarassing.

[MCDM !6Y8mt054mw No.1417110]

>>1415474
oh oh, question! Do you do these sketches? If so, my boyfriend linked me to about 5 of them and said they reminded him of me...

[Anonymous No.1417116]

>>1417110
Shit, forgot to drop my tripcode, ignore it!

[xraybt No.1417138]

>17:41

[Anonymous No.1417152]

OP, you're the reason I murder gays in the park.

[xraybt No.1417158]

>>1417152
>implying gay

[Anonymous No.1417163]

>>1417158
In my fantasies you are. Me and you snuggle up to Belle and Sabestien in my shitty leith appartment.

[Anonymous No.1417177]

>>1417163
listening to "Expectations" right now..i started listening to b&e after i shattered my ankle in high school. I was on the the long-distance team, with scholarship offers. After that, I couldn't run anymore (at least not for a few years). I started taking lsd and became a train-hopper punk in the pacific NW. Now I take anti-depressants and work as a stage hand in the community college theater.

[Anonymous No.1417188]

OP scores a 6 on the kinsey scale, because male gender.

[Anonymous No.1417191]

You're constantly updating your hit parade of your ten biggest wanks / She's a waitress and she's got style / Sunday bath time could take a while.

[xraybt No.1417192]

>>1417163
can we listen to if you're feeling sinister?
:3

where is leith, i will check the google maps.

[Anonymous No.1417197]

This thread is making me rage so hard I'll need to pull on my queer-stompers soon and hunt me some deviants.

[Anonymous No.1417199]

>>1417192
>if you're feeling sinister
entry-level
but still totally awesome

[Anonymous No.1417205]

>>1417192
Sure, If You're Feeling Sinister is my favourite release.
Leith is in Scotland, UK. It was a shithole but thanks to gerntrification it is now the biggest scottish hipster capital outside of Glasgow.

[Anonymous No.1417204]

>>1415500
I went to sleep at noon yesterday and didn't wake up until 7:30 AM.

Nineteen and a half hours of uninterrupted sleep, sex can't compare to that.

[xraybt No.1417206]

>>1417199
>entry-level
>peak of career
like some of the ones before that are prob better but then they just went lame indie-pop.

[Anonymous No.1417217]

>>1417206
you don't know what entry level is

[xraybt No.1417222]

>>1417217
no im just tired i didnt sleep last night. i know entry level can also be the best. dont judge me

[Anonymous No.1417225]

Y' know my bip-bopping days are over
I hung my boots up and then retired from the disco floor
The centre of my so called being is
The space between your bed and wardrobe with the louvre doors

[Anonymous No.1417232]

>>1417222

Who's xraybt when they're at home?

[xraybt No.1417239]

>>1417232
no one fuck u

[Anonymous No.1417248]

 

[xraybt No.1417265]

>>1417248

[Anonymous No.1417319]

>>1415677
>Frances the Mute is like an awesome modern prog album that can match led zeps

lmfaoooooooooooooo get the fuck out you fucking ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaggot
captcha: musyio RESPECT,

[xraybt No.1417350]

>>1417319
>implying that last 5 piece song on the album isnt the greatest use of dynamics by a prog band ever.

also that lava bass line from the first track outro that gets re-used. so awesome. people just hate cos cedric has an emo tone

Led zep III sucks btw

[xraybt No.1417487]

>>1417205
i know its in scotland i just wondered how close to edinburgh

[Anonymous No.1417502]

>>1417487
It pretty much is Edinburgh. It's the working class dock burrough at the northeast end.

[Anonymous No.1417499]

>>1417487
It's part of Embra, dumbass.
Let this pitiful thread die.

[Mark No.1417514]

>>1417205
>leith
>hipsters
Do you even live in Edinburgh you fucking imbecile?

[Anonymous No.1417517]

>>1415677

>led zep
>prog rock

Did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.1417521]

>>1417514
I think he's confusing hipster and homo.
Easily done.

[xraybt No.1417524]

>>1417517
no they're hard rock but you know what i mean the singer wails like him & lots of guitar solos etc.

[Mark No.1417526]

>>1417521
Quite!

[Anonymous No.1417527]

>>1417514
Yes, do you? It's mostly working class scum (such as me) and it is starting to get an influx of art school types moving in thanks to the cheap ass rent.

[Mark No.1417534]

>>1417527
Of course I live in Edinburgh, you dolt. And I hope I don't end up in Leith.

[Anonymous No.1417542]

Sciennes represent

[Mark No.1417546]

>>1417542

[Anonymous No.1417547]

>>1417534

I find the high proportion of Edinburgh residents in this thread disturbing. Also, I wish there were more people like Mark at the university - sadly, there's an awfully high proportion of hipsterish morons.

[Anonymous No.1417550]

>>1417546
Gotcha. What number?

[Anonymous No.1417551]

>>1417549

Once more, thought I'd better say 'again' once more.

[Anonymous No.1417549]

>>1417547

Me again, just thought I'd say 'high proportion' again.

[Anonymous No.1417553]

Kincaid's court, motherfuckers.

[Mark No.1417555]

>>1417550
Number?

[Anonymous No.1417556]

I like how it's always the Edinburgers who tend to visit this board, not the Weedgies.

Also Fifer here. God this place is depressing.

[Anonymous No.1417561]

>>1417556

Unsurprising, given the university's rich literary tradition.
>First 'English Literature' course offered, ever.
>List of suprisingly-talented alumni.

[Anonymous No.1417562]

>>1417556
>implying weegiees haven't flogged their PCs for buckie & smack

[sage No.1417566]

sage, sage it to the ground.

[Anonymous No.1417570]

>>1417566
>Faggot uses sage!
>It's not very effective.

[Anonymous No.1417580]

>>1417562
>Implying the soap dodging fuckers had any PCs to begin with...

...Scratch that, they probably stole them from the PCworld megastore.

[Truman Capote !kwxizAOFlk No.1417577]

BEHOLD

[Mark No.1417581]

>>1417577
Well well, what do we have here?

[Mark No.1417590]

>>1417580
I love how this is now an anti-Glasgow thread.

[xraybt No.1417592]

>>1417577
>generic/r9k/poster.jpg
>hair short
not my style :3

[Truman Capote !kwxizAOFlk No.1417598]

>>1417581

A picture of tybrax that he revealed in a thread where you have to post a picture of yourself so that others may try to determine your literary taste, he accidently same-fagged and revealed it to be himself.

The comment is a comment he made to his own picture, nobody else commented on it.

[Anonymous No.1417605]

>thinking "is there anyone in here from the old 888chan Edinburgh board?"
>Go to check archive
>Fucking Vortexchan is back up
>NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

If anyone's got time to spare, help me kill it with dildos again, please.

[Anonymous No.1417611]

>>1417590
To befair as soon as Glasgow was mentioned we all knew it was going downhill. Edinburgh may be seen as elitest, Fife may be a decade behind in terms of culture, the north may be nothing but imbreds, but atleast we can all unite in comfort that we are not Glasgow.

[Mark No.1417620]

>>1417611

[Anonymous No.1417627]

>>1417605
>O GOD WAT THE FUCK AM I READING

But then I check and the dildo and gorilla threads are still going strong.
Feeling some pride here. *sniff*

[Truman Capote !kwxizAOFlk No.1417641]

>>1417611

I live in Glasgow, however I hate Glasgow and intend on leaving the moment I get proper qualifications.

Edinburgh is like a poor man's London, and Scotland's meagre quality as a country with a strong personality is lost there in the torrent of their obsession with their own magniloquent shortbread tin culture and pretentious art scene.

It may be better than Glasgow, but so is every other city in the civilised world.

[Anonymous No.1417654]

>>1417641

Magniloquent shortbread tin culture, that's a new one.

[Anonymous No.1417661]

>>1417654
Needs to be remembered for future Truman-baiting.