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>"Thanks for meeting me in the History of Feminism and the Suffragettes section of the Library, Anon. I need to ask you something that has been troubling me about the Jewish people"

>> No.14120924

>>14120917
Haha yeah m-me too. Say, are you an archaeologist?

>> No.14120925

>>14120917
>Of course, what exactly is troubling you, m’lady?

>> No.14120933

>>14120917
>Cute feet.

>> No.14120935

>>14120924
>AHHH RAPE

>>14120925
>AHHH RAPE

>>14120933
>AHHH RAPE

>> No.14120943

>>14120917
Aight bitch was happening? You wan sum fuk?

>> No.14120952

>>14120935
>If you say so m’lady

>> No.14120966

>>14120917
ah yes, they are annoying but we have to deal with them, you know

>> No.14120978

>>14120917
>shhhh. lower your voice you damn woman, they'll hear you!
>puts on wig and fake glasses
>we'll meet at your apartment

>> No.14120981
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>>14120966
>we have to deal with them

What do you mean anon? Tell me more~

>> No.14120988

>>14120981
>shitty forearm tattoo
I gotta go

>> No.14120993
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>>14120988
She’s a lesbian anyway.

>> No.14120999

>>14120993
You watch asmr, butterfly?

>> No.14121007

>>14120917
What if Jewish people were only powerful because of the massive reaction and resentment directed to them throughout history? In this way, the conspiracy would be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>> No.14121013

>>14120935
*Muffles*
Shhhh, it's benis time now

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>>14121013
>>14120935

>> No.14121039
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>>14120999
No. I can never put up with it. She’s pretty though

>> No.14121040

>>14121039
Yeah I'd suck her ass

>> No.14121041

>>14121013
I got dibs after this dude >>14121018 bustes a nut in they

>> No.14121044

>>14120917
Why are all the books backwards writen? Was she so ugly flipped back to the original face-on-left?

>> No.14121046

>>14121041
Count me in after they leave, God save the BBC parking club (my gf)

>> No.14121049

>>14121039
i don't think she's into 50yo trannies tho

>> No.14121059

>>14121046
I call dibs on the intra-coital queefs and flatus expelled in between dismounts and couplings

>> No.14121061

>>14121007
They're powerful because they all have jesus' blood in them

>> No.14121064

>>14120978
>you know where I live?
>...
>can't think of an answer
>like I said, we'll meet there. watch out for (((big noses)))
>she looks at me confused for a second. what do the parenthesis mean?
>nervously say 'heh'
>hurry back out of the library
>accidentally trip a bit
>slam the door on my way out
>half way to her apartment and realize that my wig fell

>> No.14121091

>>14120917
>Big ass forehead
lmao. Give it a rest Bitch

>> No.14121125

>>14120917
You were a dude. I see your androgenic micro dimples

>> No.14121214

>>14120917
literally my ex. and i'm jewish too

>> No.14121234

>>14121214
greentext storytime?

>> No.14121244

>>14121049
based

>> No.14121253

>>14120978
>>14121064
I need the continuation of anon and Stacy's Juden Adventures.

>> No.14122558

Whom'st?

>> No.14122780
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>>14120917
>you'll never be a cuwute girl distracting chads in libraries ad dabbing on those incels
yel

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>"Honestly Anon, I don't feel like you're being honest about Derrida right now. If you can't explain him to me, do you really, truly know what he wanted to say? How does that work? Also, why'd you say that he wasn't french? His name was Jacques, wasn't it?"

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>>14121049

>> No.14123245

>>14120993
LOL that girl definitely has and will take dick supposing the right circumstance.

>> No.14123287

>>14121214
>i'm jewish
Then you shouldn't be posting here.

>> No.14123308

>>14123287
fuck off brainlet, go back to /pol/
unironically don't make me devastate your continent again you dumb goy

>> No.14124770

Whom'st?

>> No.14124813

>>14123187
His name was Jackie.

>> No.14124924

>>14124770

Looks like Lindsay Shepherd maybe?

>> No.14125290

>>14120917
Lindsay was such a cutie before the pregnancy.

>> No.14125384

>>14125290
>Lindsay was such a cutie before the pregnancy.
you lie?

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>>14125384
>>14125290
i just investigated, it's true
hold me bros

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>>14121049
>>14121244

>> No.14125788

>>14120988
based

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>>14120988
>>14125788
check'em