JK Rowling finally speaks up

[Cathrine E No.14113029]

This is bound to cause some controversy in the wizarding world!

[Anonymous No.14113042]

>>14113029

>sometimes known as Robert Galbraith

wtf is she going trans?

[Anonymous No.14113118]

>>14113042
She writes other shitty books under that name.

[Anonymous No.14113173]

Saging this thread but wtf is wrong with basic white girls and not knowing how to angle a selfie so it doesnt look like they have a 5head?

[Anonymous No.14113493]

Rowling *clap* really *clap* ought *clap* to *clap* work *clap* on *clap* her *clap* transphobiaaaa *clapclapclap*

[Anonymous No.14113667]

>>14113118
Why have a pseudonym if you still want people to know it's you?

[Anonymous No.14113683]

>>14113667
>>14113118

Nvm, I should have known the answer to that
>woman
>wants attention

[Anonymous No.14113690]

>>14113029
>Looks at picture
Botox injections gone wrong?
>Upon seeing the name
She who poisoned the minds of a million women.
>Checking the feed
Basedboys everywhere

[Anonymous No.14113717]

>>14113690
>upon reading your post

[Anonymous No.14113733]

>>14113493
>Until we mandate diverse pornography, our soviety will never heal.
These people are insane

[Anonymous No.14113758]

>>14113667
Because there are a lot of boomers that don't take her seriously as an author, but would buy any garbage crime fiction on a whim

[Anonymous No.14113780]

>>14113029
nice try anon but do you really think she's going to spell the name of one of her own characters wrongly?
>>14113667
because originally she didn't but it got leaked

[Anonymous No.14113802]

>>14113493
how come this version misses out the bit about her minge

>>14113733
just how gullible are you anon

[Anonymous No.14113810]

>>14113493
Is it the same person who makes all of these? I loved the one on Astral Projection. That one was fucking hilarious. Please post it if you have it.

[Anonymous No.14113844]

>>14113493
holy fuck, that's nice

[Anonymous No.14113880]

>>14113758
KEK, this is exactly what my dad did and didn't realize it was JK Rowling until like the 3rd book.

[Anonymous No.14113893]

>>14113667
>People say Rowling can't actually write and that HP only sells because fandom
>Rowling decides to prove them wrong by trying to get published under a pseudonym
>no one will publish
>rowling spreads rumors that it's actually her
>people still hate the book
>confirms she is shit writer

[Anonymous No.14113905]

When will Rowling star in BLACKED? I'd purchase it. AOC too

[Anonymous No.14113908]

>>14113893
> The book received almost universal critical acclaim. Most of the reviews came only after Rowling became known as the author, but the early reactions were generally complimentary as well.

Nice try anon

[Anonymous No.14113917]

>>14113173
#NotAllBasicWhiteGirls

Just basic white moms in their 30s

[Anonymous No.14113918]

>>14113908
Ah yes because normalfags have the highest of standards when it comes to literature

[Anonymous No.14113920]

>>14113918
That's from critics.

[Anonymous No.14113925]

>>14113920
>critics aren't norms

[Anonymous No.14114106]

>>14113925
>sanity isn't statistical

[Anonymous No.14114114]

>>14114106
>sanity isn't not statistical

[Anonymous No.14114141]

>>14114114
>sometimes sanity is statistical

[Anonymous No.14114148]

>>14114141
>sometimes it isn't

[Anonymous No.14114160]

>>14114148
> statistically the data is inconclusive on sanity

[Anonymous No.14114175]

>>14114160
>insane men's collected data on sanity can be regarded as sane

[Anonymous No.14114183]

>>14113029
>OMG HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD IS ON THE SCREEN. IN TIMES SQUARE QUICK LETS GET A PICTURE

[Anonymous No.14114184]

>>14113667
Because her other books weren't selling until she revealed it was her and then they were instant best sellers.

[Anonymous No.14114238]

>>14113908
Go to the goodreads
It’s not “universally acclaimed” by anyone journoroaches

[Anonymous No.14115310]

>>14114183

[Anonymous No.14115412]

Honestly based