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Any book on the art of keeping a woman content and fulfilled in a relationship?

>> No.14112537

Once she bears you a healthy male offspring, who cares? I'll wear the horns if it means I have an excuse to get divorced and find a younger hotter piece.

>> No.14112539
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14112539

>> No.14112551

>>14112531
A women like that just needs to know you got enough in alimony and she’ll hand over a few years easy

>> No.14112556

>>14112539
wow that's some fine ass design. Why is Islamic art so beautiful?

>> No.14112558

>>14112531

We need to bring back physiognomy.

>> No.14112566

>”So the last quarter you had little more than two minuets on the clock, how did you prepare for the winning touchdown?”
>ya know I just, I knew I had to do this for the team. All the guys, you know, we worked really hard for this and. And I knew I wasn’t gonna let them down
>”that’s incredible”

>> No.14112568

>>14112531
have your own independent goals

>> No.14112571
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>>14112556

>> No.14112576

Trash

>> No.14112577

>>14112568
that's how you don't make her hate you, it's not the end all. You need to go out of your way to do additional stuff if you want to keep her happy.

>> No.14112582

>>14112537
you don't have a problem getting separated from your offspring, putting them through a broken family?

>> No.14112599
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>>14112539

>> No.14112606

>>14112566
lol. I enjoy watching sports sometimes, but athletes are so stupid, and the "reporters" are only slightly better.

>> No.14112607

>>14112531
Kama Sutra.
>inb4
No, you morons. It´s not just about how to put peepee in vagie in the most awkward position.

>> No.14112630

>>14112531
just care for her bro

>> No.14112633

>>14112531
Typical incel thoughts
Nobody whose getting it worries about “women”, die to all the actually women they are dealing with lol

>> No.14112639

>>14112633
due to all the actual* women they are dealing with

>> No.14112648

>>14112633
>Nobody whose getting it worries about “women''
>quotations around women
and you call OP incel

>> No.14112791

>>14112648
Let me be the one to break it to you very easily. You will never meet women, you will meet a woman and nothing you have read will prepare you for her individual particular personhood. This doesn’t apply to niggers, whores, and Jews obviously.

>> No.14112808

>>14112607
>t. rajeet

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>>14112531
The Princess Bride

>> No.14112927

>>14112808
rajesh*
rajeet is an uncommon name

>> No.14112968

>>14112531
I love how it’s implied that /lit/ is a male board, given all these threads directed at males opinions on females. As if it was only men who are interested in discussing literature. I love it because it’s true

>> No.14113092

>>14112531
Women are literally never satisfied. Just remain aloof around and try to give too much of a shit about what they want. It drives them crazy and will make them only want you more.

>> No.14113186

>>14112582
No because life is all about genetics. I'm sure the kids and I will still get along if she cheated on me anyways.

>> No.14113189

>>14113186
cute that you think you'll get the kids

>> No.14113261

>>14113189
I don’t need to get them, they will come to me. They know who their real daddy is.

>> No.14113301
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Don't know a book but just give them your time and don't be a pushover. It isn't hard. If someone really loves you, they just want you to put time into the relationship. Be considerate and don't let yourself go physically. People value different things beyond that so a money grubber will expect a decent portion of your income. Try in bed. Do things for her. Spend time with her. Don't give all your time but you need to budget some time per day. A good woman will do things for you too. Leave if she doesn't. Good luck, fren.

>> No.14113329

>>14113301
based frogposter

>> No.14113338

>>14113189
Weekends are fine

>> No.14113342

>>14112599
Hi twitter Athiest

>> No.14113526

>>14112568
this

>> No.14113549

>>14112556
it's just a load of tiny squiggles

>> No.14113563

>>14112531
>Any book on the art of keeping a woman content and fulfilled in a relationship?
Women are utility monsters, they'll never be content and it's illegal to attempt to teach them otherwise.

>> No.14114823

>>14112531
There is no "art".
Just make the bitch get a job and bring home a paycheck. Make her contribute to the family unit on a financial basis. That will keep her too busy to be involved in any silly boolsheet.

>> No.14114837

>>14112539
how is islamic art so good yet most muslim diaspora here in america is cheap ass haggling 70 iq tards

>> No.14114844

>>14113301
how to be an orbiter 101
chad can ignore her 24/7 and she still wants his dick

>> No.14114904
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>>14112556
Enjoy anon

>> No.14114907

>>14114844
So called Chad tactics only work on girls with daddy issues, which is 90% of them, but still, you will be in pain. You think you are being the Chad but you are expelling vital energies because of your pussy addiction.

>> No.14115738

>>14112568
t. indian

>> No.14115754

>>14112531
Long term, you can't, because she knows that at any point she could leave you for someone better.

>> No.14115781

>>14114904
What is that?

>> No.14115805

Be spontaneous.
If she looks at you, without saying anything, commenced foreplay.
Don't be the above in gatherings of family/friends/formalities, then you should be cooooool.
Assuming you're already in a relationship.

>> No.14115899

>>14112577
If you’re not generating reasons for her to view you with contempt, you’re in pretty good shape as far as relationships go.

>> No.14115966
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>>14114837
i think it has to do with the type of people who tend to immigrate, and it applies to muslims as well as traditional categories of immigrants to north america. i'm a first gen immigrant to canada.
immigrants are more likely to be extroverted, pushy people who value material comfort above all else, and this psychological profile is reflected in the way of life that has come to define this continent.
the proof of this is (my personal opinion) that north american culture is mostly shit, period.

>> No.14116051

>>14114844
It works the same way with cats. If you ignore a cat they will get curious and approach you. I suppose that if you act indifferent and mysterious, she will be intrigued by you but if you give too much attention she will start to get bored. Considering humans, especially women, are animalistic, you should treat them like animals

>> No.14116134

>>14115899
It shouldn't be like that tho. Not making your partner hate you isn't the goal, making him/her love you should be.

>> No.14116310

>>14116051
That's just common sense honestly. Giving anyone too much attention comes off as desperate and clingy regardless of their gender. I feel the real shit test with women is just to treat them like you would anyone else. They're probably so used to being orbited that some one who actually gives themselves and her space from time to time comes off as refreshing.

I can't help but feel the reason a lot of relationships fail is because guys go all in without thinking about their own wellbeing first. A relationship should be treated as something that's a nice bonus in your life, not something your life depends on.

>> No.14116652

>>14115966
good observation

>> No.14116776

>ignore her

Yeah that totally works. She will dart to the next dick if this keeps happening. Women only like that so much. They feed off of attention and will find it somewhere else if you are not giving it to them. Women are like dogs. If they really like you, then they think about you constantly when you are not around. Mine does at least. Ignoring only works at the flirting stage. You all probably date dumb cunts anyway so I can understand when you say shit like ignore them. The whole "text back in an hour even though you see the text just because she does the same thing". You want to play that game? Enjoy your dumb count woman. You control the fucking relationship. They need to know you can and will leave if they don't step in line. Women need consequences.

>> No.14116989

>>14114844
The coomer 17 year old degenerate mindset

>> No.14117659

>>14112968
This is the assumption for all hobbies everywhere on the internet. Women don't have hobbies, they just ape the men they are attracted to or dated previously.