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14072603 No.14072603 [Reply] [Original]

Hey lads I'm the anon who wanted to steal from his public library. I only found this so far, should I take them?

>> No.14072608

>>14072603
>stealing
start by reading a Bible please

>> No.14072610

>>14072603
why are you stealing from a library instead of someone who deserves it like barnes and noble or something

>> No.14072644

Yeah, take them.
Also DON'T use any card the library gave you, that's how they track you.
A good time to make your move is when the librarians change shift or go on break.
Good luck OP, you will make all of /lit/ - Literature: A 4channel Board proud
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>> No.14072714

>>14072603
>Stealing

Either: 1. You're a nig ger.
2. You haven't faced the truth.

The truth is: The possession of books mean nothing. The only valuable way to possess a book is by reading and understanding them.
Don't steal them. Don't steal form a fellow human in your same position of necessity for that book. Read it and give it back to the library. That's it.

>> No.14073113

>>14072714
I have the book and will read it unlike normies so btfo

>> No.14073132

>>14072603
Don't steal from a public library you fucking spastic. If you absolutely MUST steal, steal from a large chain bookstore.

>> No.14073136

no, someone else might want to read them instead of just taking a picture of them to post on /lit/

>> No.14073956

>>14072610
This

>> No.14075024

>>14072603
Tengo esa misma edición del Aleph. Buen libro.

>> No.14075032

>>14072608
yeah, steal a bible

>> No.14075069

>>14073113
90% of the books I've read this year we're from the library, the rest were those I was lucky enough to find in op shops.

People read the books in the library you nigger. You're not special.

>> No.14075078
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14075078

You can't just steal library books!

>> No.14075178

El 50% de mis libros son todos robados... He igual decir tienes un buen gusto anon :)

>> No.14075303

>>14075178
de donde los sacas?

>> No.14075311

>>14075178
La persona que roba los libros habla espanol. Interesante...

>> No.14075465

>>14075178
Robar libros es un crimen sin víctimas. La biblioteca de mi escuela estaba vacía 24/7, excepto cuando iba a robar los alfajores que guardaban ahí.

>> No.14075497

leave the books where they are.
go up to the top floor of the library, then defenestrate yourself.

>> No.14075506

>>14072644
Shakey at first but what a payoff bravo

>> No.14075530

>>14073113
Other normies also think like that. In prisoner's dilemma it is more beneficial for everyone both the group and the individual to cooperate in the long term

>> No.14075536

>>14075032
Found the best post

>> No.14075545

>>14072603
>Not stealing the pro-LGBT propaganda books and throwing them in the dumpster out back
brainlet

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14075551

Show skin shit skin.
And kys

>> No.14075562

Get old or rare books anon, wtf are u doing?

>> No.14075564

>>14072610
This anon gets it. We should be breaking in Amazon warehouses and stealing all the books and make Jeff Beezy lose money.

>> No.14075582

>Borges
>Bolaño

Your choice is pretty based anon. Well done.

>> No.14075597

>>14072603
>stealing from a public library
If you do that, you're the niggest.

>> No.14075715

>>14075078
Imagine not caring about libraries on a literature board.
retard.

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>>14072603

>> No.14075794

>>14072603
Do it merely for the self-assurance that you can.

>> No.14076249

>>14072603
You are both a faggot for wanting to steal from a library and a pussy who won't go through with it

>> No.14076423

>>14072603
Absolutely. The type of person who would use a public library does not deserve to read.
You have an ethical obligation to steal them.

>> No.14076512

>>14072603
as someone who spend half his youth in libraries, I declare whole-heartedly OP to be a lost soul who needs warmth and deserves attention by a well-meaning friend as well as a fucking smack in the head for stealing public common capital. Goddamn asshole!

>> No.14077740

>>14072644
top schizopost

>> No.14077776

>>14072603
nigga, steal from stores not libraries.

>> No.14077826

>>14072644
Kek can't breathe

>> No.14077904

>>14075178
Como hispanohablante me das verguenza, puto.

Por prostitutas como tu es que algunos somos mal vistos. A mi no, porque tengo cara de buena gente y no ando robando libros.

>> No.14077924

>>14072603
the "i just read jack kerouac" starter pack