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Write a diary entry from the perspective of Barron Trump, in your best prose. What is his ideology? What does he think of Edward Snowden?

>> No.14051145
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Father, buffoon that thou art, why dost thou with thy displays, gross and unseemly, torment me so? The League in which thou minister thy designs is not so Big as thou imaginest, nor the idolatrous swine thou counst as legion 'all the best people'. Perched atop thy ignoble crown a pheasant cadaver, swept this way and that, to hide the failings of thy lost youth; and emerging from thy dark cuff a veritable Miniature of extremity; forsooth I intend shortly to take leave of thy rank absurdities.

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Mother dearest, how I love you. I would never leave you for half-sister Ivanka. She is a viper and I would never let her defile me

>> No.14051176

>>14051145
Is this pasta or genuine creativity on /lit/?

>> No.14051180

>>14051080
>ptg boomers on lit
KYS

>> No.14051193

>>14051176
Genuine creativity happens here all the time and carrying on an archaic affectation isn't difficult if you actually read. Get good.

>> No.14051366

>>14051180
fuck off tranny

>> No.14051623

>>14051080
Bumped for autism

>> No.14051638
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>>14051145
magnificent

>> No.14051661

>>14051145
This is henri le chat noir

>> No.14051673

>>14051145
based.

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>>14051366

>> No.14051863

>>14051145
fpbp

>> No.14052007
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>>14051145
>post ends in 45
fpbp

>>14051080
God save the King, to the autumn air I shout, from the fetid breath of hebephilic curs who slander and pry with every grain of their native artifice. Father speaks and tyrants heel: "Dont be a fool! ... I will call you later." His efficiency is terrible to behold. Lesser men tiptoe the circumference of the briar - Father mows it over for rosemary and lavender. Heaven scent. Father is like John, the prophet of old, who heralds my coming of age. When I am King, the multitudes will remember his righteousness forever. Liars and the inglorious dissolute who worship the Old Ones shall be shut out of my kingdom.

>> No.14052125

>>14051080
i wish i could fuck my mom just like in the familytherapy videos

>> No.14053236

>>14051145
>>14052007
Does he actually talk like this?

>> No.14053459

>>14051080
>Write a diary entry from the perspective of Barron Trump, in your best prose. What is his ideology? What does he think of Edward Snowden?

>> No.14053863
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>>14051145
So this... is the power... of autism, huh? Not bad...

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>>14051145

>> No.14055776

>>14052007
>the fetid breath of hebephilic curs
lel

>> No.14055821

>>14051145
based and English postgraduate-pilled

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>>14051080

>> No.14056274

>>14055821
I go to community college for STEM and can write like that. Read more books.

>> No.14056280

>>14056274
Yeah but when you do it it sounds cringey.

>> No.14056366

>>14056280
t. rogue and peasant slave