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Write a haiku about whatever you want.

>> No.14045356

>>14045303
diabetes cat
some nasty human did this
eat their fucking face

>> No.14045377

I don't remember
how many syllables or lines
go in a haiku
so whatever

>> No.14045391
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14045391

He is very based
do not be cringe and blue-pilled
read him, Wilhelm Reich

>> No.14045477

>>14045377
first, five syllables
then the next line has seven
then it's five again

>> No.14045601

>>14045303
the fat cat. oh sad
imaginary prey, sat
evolved to a rat

>> No.14045618

a cat home alone
not alive for seven hours
woken by kibble

>> No.14045702

>>14045303

summer breezes lift
head like a Neubauten song
takes more Panadol

>> No.14045732

>>14045303
Phillipinos are
The most powerful race on
The planet; true facts.

>> No.14045757

>>14045391
the fat quack doctor,
who was raped and killed in jail,
only the French love

>> No.14046119

>>14045303
拍の無視
立ち騒いでる
精薄児

>> No.14046160

fat feline flails forward
ferocious, focused... fatigued
fruitless fantasies

>> No.14046173

>>14046160
oops I can't count syllables
forth*

>> No.14046183

>>14046119
lmao

>> No.14046323

>>14045303
>I value my time
>A precious commodity
>So spent on nothing

>> No.14046333

Lubeless up the ass
The spray can slides still deeper.
A pulsing sore rose.

>> No.14046352

The next time those kids
steal my garbage can I’m going
to beat their brains out

>> No.14046399

>>14045303

What a CHONKY cat
He's out, uncaged, just like
fat mice from mazes.

Strict adherence to
the five seven five format;
for small minded plebs.

>> No.14046505

>>14046399
Restraint to one's self
rejuvenates dead soil.
You are insecure.

>> No.14046520

Horny and lonely
I wish I had a girlfriend
Or that I was dead

>> No.14046541

Dummies everywhere
Humanity is finished
Modernity sucks

>> No.14046544

>>14046119
Its not a 俳句 if it doenst include some reference to nature

>> No.14046576
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14046576

Natural woman
A man seeks to mimic
Yet the tranny fails

>> No.14046594

>>14046576
Obsessed with affairs
that needn't cross his sad thoughts.
No identity.

>> No.14046595
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14046595

I am so tired
So sleepy, I think I am
My muscles: beefy

>> No.14046605

>>14046594
Liberal faggots
Monopolize criticism
Establishment shills

>> No.14046606

>>14045303
Why in the fucking
Five then seven, what in the world
Cannot understand

>> No.14046630

>>14046605
A straw man is placed
in his field, protecting crops.
But I am no crow!

>> No.14046644

almost empty
the light from the window
in the salt shaker

>> No.14046664

>>14046630
Playing the victim
A game old as his mother
Very tedious

>> No.14046670

>>14046576
man is to transform
woman is the final soul
he hastens the end

>> No.14046681

I wonder so much
of Pepe the Frog, is
it choc or coffee?

>> No.14046686

>>14046670
read Jung?

>> No.14046692

>>14046686
no, what does he say about it?

>> No.14046697

>>14046664
White twenty something
Wasted youth, feels excluded
It's their fault! Brainwashed

>> No.14046700

>>14045303
Gayfags are not fags,
Fags are always the OP.
Know the difference!

>> No.14046701

black people smell bad
and they commit crimes daily
will they ever stop?

>> No.14046706

>>14046697
Brings race in the game
Pretends to not be racist
Everyone hates you

>> No.14046708

>>14046544
The thing is that I couldn't come up with any imagery from nature that is supposed to reference annoyance within the last two lines. I wrote versions where the last two lines refer to the din of rain hitting a tin roof or the incessant chirpings of crickets, but after checking on youtube, it seems that people actually find them soothing. So I just settled with what I posted to try and make it more transparent that I'm poking fun at anons ITT.

>> No.14046711

>>14046697
>It's their fault! Brainwashed
Does not see the irony
Eternal victim

>> No.14046720

>>14046706
White twenty something
Cries when called mayo boy, but
we are not victims !

>> No.14046723

>>14046697
"Muh white people bad"
You are a cringey faggot,
Thirty-something child

>> No.14046735

>>14046720
Complains for "strawman",
It's not true in the first place,
Proceeds to strawman

>> No.14046741

>>14046720
Tranny fag is sad
Dilation must really hurt
Mental health feels good

>> No.14046759
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14046759

>>14046720
Fall back on "white durrrr"
While posting on white man's net
Make no argument

>> No.14046765

>>14046741
>>14046735
sunset, golden grass
for whom does the whole world turn?
man is divided

>> No.14046766

>>14046594
Obsessed with affairs,
That cross other people's thoughts.
Very insecure.

>> No.14046799

>>14046735
a promising thread
that politics wrecked. 4chan:
killed by election

>> No.14046815

>>14046799
Starts shit, gets hit bad,
Blames other participant,
Grow up, stupid fag

>> No.14046822

>>14046799
Why do you complain?
Very entertaining thread,
You are just losing.

>> No.14046825

>>14046815
imnot the person
you believe me to be, lad.
accidental quote

>> No.14046828

>>14046505

Fuck you. Fuck you, fuck.
You fuck, you fuck you fuck, you.
Fuck you, fuck you. Fuck.

>> No.14046840

>>14046825
Its okay my friend,
Accidents happen sometimes,
Let's have a nice day!

>> No.14046981

>>14045303
Woke up this morning,
Have an interview for job,
Want to stay in bed.

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14046998

>>14046594
Social commentary
In my facist paradise
how dare he wrongthink

>> No.14047003

now sitting alone
can't touch a female body
crippling depression

>> No.14047187

>>14045303
Ran into my ex,
She pretended happiness,
It feels good and bad

>> No.14047191

>>14047187
That is curious,
Why are you sure of fakeness?
Tell me where it hurts

>> No.14047193

fat braps in winter -
a whirpool of hot and cold
and digested roast

>> No.14047196

>>14047191
Her face was troubled,
Gazing upon my stature,
Cracked a nervous smile.

>> No.14047217

Though I wish for death
I won’t kill myself tonight
The pussy I am.

>> No.14047273

Spend life accruing
Then realize what you wanted
Cannot be accrued

>> No.14047283

The day slips away
As I worry about it.
Talk about the weather.

>> No.14047289

Why get up today?
Reason to live is fleeting.
One day I'll find it.

>> No.14047300

What am I selling?
The footwear of an infant
Which has ne'er been worn.

>> No.14047342
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14047342

No potion seller
Strongest potion would sell me
Please kill me now

>> No.14047396

>>14045303
Basin pissing and
Headache morning aspirin
Swirl in the sink, sink