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Just another day in my life. Wake up. Drink coffee and browsed internet for 20 minutes instead of immediately getting ready for work*. Get in to underground train that's stuffed with people. Feel demoralised at seeing all the Staceys going to their sinecures. Get to work somehow after 9, so I have to leave after 5, which is demoralising. If only I didn't waste time in the morning. And today, on the way from the underground station to my work building, I had to walk behind (and then speed up to move ahead of, in order to not be accused of rape) this stereotypical blonde GigaStacey.

Then at work I answer emails. And delete some emails. And then my manager comes in about half an hour later and I realise that if he asked me what I had been doing for 45 minutes, I would only be able to answer, "Answered 3 emails and scanned the company news site." Then meetings take up the morning. Now I'm on my 30 minute lunch, just enough time to leave the building, pay £3 for flavoured hot water, and shitpost on here.

Tomorrow after work I went to the gym and had a really good workout. I then went for my usual walk in central London, plus I had coffee. Then I went back to my flat and ate tendies.

I have spent the past few weeks agonising over my future career choices (assuming I can pass interviews to get choices). If only I could get a banking job to suck away all the free time in my life, let me save money, and let me defer real life.

I may try to get a weekend or evening job in addition to my job for the money.

I have discovered and enjoyed reading alt-right Twitter this year.

*Though this is likely subconscious wisdom. The coffee usually spurs a shit, which I have before showering.

>> No.14042255

>>14042245
>Tomorrow after work I went to the gym and had a really good workout

>> No.14042258

>>14042245
Good to see you're hitting the gym, lf. Current weight and height?

>> No.14042259

>>14042255

I meant yesterday.

>> No.14042270

>>14042258
>Current weight and height?
THIS

>> No.14042272
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14042272

>>14042245
>drink coffee

>> No.14042284

>>14042245
you'r3 gonna make it bro

>> No.14042289

move to the country londonfrog

>> No.14042293

>>14042289
he already lives in a country retard

>> No.14042294

>>14042245
is this the real londonfrog or an imposter?

>> No.14042295

The part about the morning shit raises a good point. I noticed people who do not drink coffee actually shit throughout the day at unpredictable intervals which is rather disgusting. Especially considering they are wiping with just toilet paper and nothing else, at least here in the American workplace. You can smell the remnants of shit of such a one. I sometimes ask out of curiosity when I catch a whiff, if they drink coffee, building up my line of questioning with subtle pretexts. Almost always the response is "NO", as if caffeine was a hard drug. I say in my mind, "well that was obvious the moment you came into olfactory range." and just walk away after that, sometimes ending with closings of chit-chat should I have the misfortune of dealing with them again (well gotta go, see you, buh-bye!).

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>>14042295

>> No.14042308

>>14042245
>Coffee twat

>> No.14042356

>>14042245
You are ahead of the curve of most of this site. Please don't kill yourself and try and raise a family at some point. Good job man, keep it up.

>> No.14042375

>>14042294
There's truly no way to distinguish between one and the other, and that has been the case for a long time now. I think Londonfrog is better seem as an archetype, an unmoving personality or character being brought to life by many different people.

>> No.14042381

>>14042245
Slavery is all in the mind, dude
You want us to feel sorry for you?
You do it to yourself
And all the froggery, and the mgtow, and christcuckery and alt-bullshit, it's all just to keep you feeling sorry for yourself
You have one life, and you have NO FUCKING TIME to take it up the ass and feel sorry for yourself afterwards

>> No.14042523

>>14042295
holy shit