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14038031 No.14038031 [Reply] [Original]

>hey anon whatcha readin?
>a book :)
Always gets em

>> No.14038043
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14038043

Yuo are alrite fren

>> No.14038049

>hahaha, what book? :)
>this one :D
>....... just tell me what book you're reading, asshole >:(

>> No.14038051

>>14038031
Askers get btfo

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>hey anon what reading
>dont respond
heh theyll never know

>> No.14038071

Words, words, words

>> No.14038075

>reading during lunch
>someone ask me what I'm reading in order to strike up conversation
>"a book"
>they try to look at the cover
>they keep asking me questions
>lose focus and have to reread entire page
I just wanted to read a fucking book

>> No.14038132

I saw a fellow /lit/ter reading at the book store I told him how cool it was to meet a fellow reader, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen copies of infinite jest his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the books and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each book and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.14038227

All fucking frogposters should fucking hang

>> No.14038435

>>14038227
Pepe is the soul of 4chan(nel)

>> No.14038553

>>14038071
Came to post this

>> No.14038589

>>14038071
>>14038553
same, except I wanted to put it as the reply in the greentext

>> No.14038622

>>14038227
In general I agree but Apu gets a pass.

>>14038435
No.

>> No.14039175

>>14038227
Agreed. can't wait for the next lit meet up where we all hang out and discuss books

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>>14038031
>tfw no one has ever asked me that

>> No.14039386

>>14039209
>greatest childhood dream was to have the superpower of being invisible
>it came true

>> No.14039401

>>14038031
>be me in 9th grade
>chubby shy hispanic chick asks me what i'm reading and what's it about
>mumble "man has sickness" pointing to cover
>it was the green mile

>> No.14039722

>>14039209
How is this even possible?

>> No.14039743

>>14038132
is this the /lit/ equivalent of the /fit/ comic strips

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>>14038227

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>>14038071

>> No.14040351

>>14039386
You still can't sneak into the girls bathroom

>> No.14042123

>>14038435
Let go son.