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if your life were a book what's the latest chapter titled?

>> No.14036332

>>14036325
Epilogue

>> No.14036353

Making coffee.

>> No.14036361

>>14036325
the day i fucked the cartel boss's wife

>> No.14036362

>>14036332
Oh God Oh God Why Why is Everything So Terrible

>> No.14036364

A New Hope

>> No.14036366

>>14036325
Chapter LXIX

>> No.14036377

>>14036325
getting ready for boogaloo

>> No.14036386

This retard is still at it

>> No.14036397

Standing in the cold part 107

>> No.14036690

In which I cook rice while reading 4chan

>> No.14036702

>>14036325
as if this was a surprise

>> No.14036711

The Penance

>> No.14036774

>>14036353
i like it.

the only problem i foresee is your book is going to have tens of thousands of chapters

>> No.14036839

Back on the shitter

>> No.14037599

The Suffering Ends

>> No.14037606

Suddenly I actually got a job

>> No.14038176

Cringe and Bluepilled

>> No.14038198

>>14038176
crimje and bluepillment

>> No.14038214

>>14036325
A Long Detour

>> No.14038745

Introduction to the agoge

>> No.14038816

>>14036690
would
read

>> No.14039041

That fucking bitch I miss her so much

>> No.14039053

>>14036325
How to kiss 3 girls in one semester and get friend zoned by all of them.

>> No.14039064

>>14036325
Four years in one day

>> No.14039074

>>14036325
The Abyss at the 43rd Floor

>> No.14039077

>>14036325
New lows

>> No.14039082

>>14039064
based

>> No.14039087

"On Being a Faggot"

>> No.14039090

Chapter 1: Goo goo ga ga

>> No.14039095

>>14036325
Just out of reach

>> No.14039103

>>14039095
Do manlets only write short stories?

>> No.14039108

>>14039103
Not sure.

>> No.14039136

The Pursuit of Quantitative Analysis and its Effects upon the Human Mind

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>>14039087

>> No.14039176

The Third Book: Part 2

>> No.14039199

To Start Anew

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14039224

The Last Straw

>> No.14039264

On Benis and Bagina

>> No.14039289

Browsing 80 years on, but not for long

>> No.14039322

>>14039077
>New lows from getting high

>> No.14039331

>>14036325
jobless and running out of money for housing

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14039414

>Deep Space Monasticism— or the lack thereof
Preceded by:
>schizoid wanderings

>> No.14039451

>>14039053
Sounds rough dude. How did you get to second base and still strike out with all of them?

>> No.14039454

>>14036325
Poo poo pee pee I just did a poo poo pee pee owie owie owie

>> No.14039457

A girl tapped my shoulder (twice on the same day)

>> No.14039467

why worry?

>> No.14039469

>>14036325
Have sex

>> No.14039483
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14039483

It's Time to Get Back to Writing (Year 6)

>> No.14039496

Masturbation of the morning • Rainy drive with NPR classical • Late Assignments • Feminists at lunch break • Acknowledgment of the shifting cloud patten indicating a change in air pressure • Rainbow on the Afternoon Jaunt • Procrastinating the speech

>> No.14039520

>>14036325
I Play Dungeons and Dragons with The Spastic Twins, a shit-smelling imp, and the forsaken daughter of the pillsbury doughboy.

>> No.14039536

A most coom year

>> No.14039713

I'm just a really confident guy although I'm really out of shape so pretty much ugly. I guess I'm sort of incel tier ugly haha. One of them was wasted. The other two I actually took on dates. The one girl is trying to friendzone me because she thought we were just friends to begin with. (innocent freshman) The other girl just got out of a relationship and freaked out after we madeout because she is hung up on her ex. It is rough.

>> No.14039717

>>14039451
>>14039713
fuck. At this anon

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14

>> No.14039767

Back to the slaughterhouse: on taking arms and rebuilding future and all the avoidance to it

>> No.14039779

>>14039414
>schizoid wanderings
would read desu
>>14036325
Prolonged mania

>> No.14040480

>>14036325
A fire in the cupboard

>> No.14040512

Disowned
Preceded by
>So that's what my sister's vag looks like

>> No.14040516

>>14036325
the rest

>> No.14040517

Anon Rises

>> No.14040524

the comeup

>> No.14040571

>>14036325
the devil finds a mirror

>> No.14040587

Jordan Peterson's voice at 3 AM

>> No.14040596

>>14039103
They also write essays (jajaja of the mind)

>> No.14040599

>>14036325
The Eunuch Autist finds Religion and starts a Cult

>> No.14040611

Years Just Before Wizardry

>> No.14040615

The Looming

- My short stint as a NEET is coming to an end and I'll have to find a job and girlfriend :(

>> No.14040634

>>14036325
Chapter 20: If I Can't Fucking Lose Weight to the Point that I Weigh 240 Pounds by my 21 Birthday, I am Fucking Killing Myself!

>> No.14040790

>>14036325
In which Anon finally gets lucky and immediately forgets about it

>> No.14040812

Loser Bottles Up Mental Problems And Painful Memories To Make Coworkers Think He's OK But It's Not Working