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14031452 No.14031452 [Reply] [Original]

>500 character clay tablet due tomorrow morning
>haven't even baked it yet

>> No.14031465

Bump because you achieved comedy successfully.

>> No.14031469
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14031469

>not using stone tablets
Lmaoing at your life right now

>> No.14031470

>>14031452
Nigger

>> No.14031472

>>14031469
What the fuck did you just fucking say about venitian plaster, you little bitch? I’ll have you know my white ancestors used venitian plaster, and I’ve been involved in numerous German architechture projects using venitian plaster. I made my first house out of venitian plaster when I was 16 in an Alaskan forest.. You are nothing to me but just another nigger. I will plaster you the fuck out with venice the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking shit about venitian plaster to me over the Internet? Think again, nigger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of architects across Germany and your mud hut is being traced right now so you better prepare for the plaster, nigger. The plaster that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your mud hut. You’re fucking dead, nigger. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make venitian plaster over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in venitian architechture, but I have access to the entire arsenal of German architects and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable mud hut off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn nigger. I will shit venitian plaster all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.14031475

>>14031452
My teacher used to tell me my essays were half-baked too

>> No.14031482

I didn’t laugh at this nor did it provide any enjoyment, but I recognise that it conforms to what is usually known as ‘comedic’, so I am bumping this as well.

>> No.14031524

>>14031452
>1 hour edging JOI cum tribute due before class tomorrow
>keep cumming at the 30 min mark
Thinking about dropping this if my grades keep slipping

>> No.14031597

>>14031452
Good shit lad. Have a bump on me.

>> No.14031604

I really enjoyed this layout of telling a joke in a comedic fashion. I may have not laughed but I appreciate the effort in attempting OC in this arid board.

>> No.14032038

>>14031452
>500 character papyrus due tomorrow morning
>haven’t even woven it yet

>> No.14032051

>>14031452
This is a good one. Bump from me as well

>> No.14032061

>>14031472
0/10

>> No.14032081

>magnum opus due before my life ends
>haven't even began the manuscript, much less published it

>> No.14032098

Too autistic to find it funny. They didn't usually bake their clay tablets unless it was an accident (warehouse burned down). That's why we have so many mundane inventory lists. Clay was used because it could be erased.

>> No.14032117

>500 character scroll due tomorrow morning
>haven't even raided a pirate ship yet

>> No.14032220
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14032220

>200,000 word epic due tomorrow
>haven't even passed it down to future generations through oral tradition yet

>> No.14032236

>>14032098
good post

>> No.14032636

>>14031452
hahahahahaha dear lord this board hasnt made me laugh in weeks. thanks bro

>> No.14032649
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14032649

> 20 minute sermon due tomorrow morning
> havent even chosen the topic yet

>> No.14032857

>>14031452
just put it in the furnace overnight you autist

>> No.14032932

>>14031472
It's impossible to make this cp funny

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>>14031452
>500 word vellum manuscript due by tomorrow
>haven't even killed the lamb yet

>> No.14032965

>>14031452
kek

>> No.14032967 [DELETED] 

There is a 100% chance butterfly is masturbating to me while thinking about fucking me outside :3

Feels pretty nice

>> No.14032988

>>14032098
Source?

>> No.14032995

How would scribal schools punish delinquency from students?