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14016587 No.14016587 [Reply] [Original]

Literature is a substitute for sex for the unnattractive. If you are a virgin, don't reply to this thread.

>> No.14016606

>>14016587
ok

>> No.14016816

>>14016587
Not a virgin, my SO and I read to each other couple days each week.

Reading is unironically better than sex anyway desu.

>> No.14017032

>>14016587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHlSE9j5FGY
My name means "virgin" in Greek lol

>> No.14017045

>there isn't time for both

what are you retarded

>> No.14017053

I see you have never quoted Coleridge to your beloved after having sex

Nothing like a bit of mystical/sexual symbolism to blow their minds a second time

>> No.14017057

>>14016587
Projecting a wee bit, are we?

>> No.14017058

Not a virgin but trying to stay celibate, I'm not perfect. Actually a girl I really like and who likes me really is into reading philosophy, I'm trying to stop talking to her, Inshallah I will remain chaste until marriage.

>> No.14017063

Sex is like smoking weed. IT gives you some immediate physical pleasure but most of it is psychological. Once you realize her cute face doesn't mean she is an actual ange most of the pleasure is gone, much like a stoner reading the ideas he wrote down last night while high.

Literature is a different way to trick yourself, intellectually more complex so it can take longer until you see all the contradictions and loose ends, but also less fueled by your hormones. In the end you will choose whatever gives you more pleasure.

>> No.14017065

>>14017053
The last time I quoted literature to a sex partner I was chuckled at and called a goofy bitch

>> No.14017089

Who /goingtodieavirgin/ here

>> No.14017094

>>14017065
Well... sex partner and lover, different things

do you remember what you were quoting?

On the other hand, you got called a goofy bitch, I think that's a term of endearment

>> No.14017099

>>14017089
No man with 100 spare $ is incel. Noone who is willing to fuck a girl his own weight has to be a virgin.

>> No.14017118

>>14017099
I don't want to have sex with someone who doesn't even like me. Also I'm not fat.

>> No.14017137

>>14016587
I need a better substitute, lolz.

>> No.14017161

>>14016587
>not a virgin
>prefer reading to sex
you were saying?

>> No.14017172

>>14017094
e.e. cummings

>> No.14017214

>>14016587
Sex is just a cope for our inevitable death.

>> No.14017238

>>14017063
I always here this about weed
>The next day you'll realize your ideas are dumb bro
This has literally never happened to me, my ideas are great and I appreciate my high self for writing them down. Just sounds like a projection from dumb and uncreative people, high or sober

>> No.14017256

>>14017238
You can smoke weed and write an interesting story, but none of that will describe the human conditiona any better than the most boring book written by a sober guy.
Just like men seeing a woman, oh she has such a cute face, she must be a nice person, of she has wide hips that means we will have so many children. None of those thoughts stand the test of time.

>> No.14017270

>>14017089
sup anon

>> No.14017285

>>14016587
Some of the most chads in history have placed art(literature) above sex.

>> No.14017298

>>14016816
Faggot

>> No.14017318

>>14016587
Joke's on you I've never had sex with a non prostitute and I don't even read, I just buy books with the intention of reading them but whenever I try I hear a voice whisper in my ear so soft yet so piercingly
>you have never had sex
>you have never kissed a girl
>no woman has looked at you with longing and stroked your hair and loved you and dreamed of you and
and all the emptiness of soul and the precariousness of my self is and I can no longer concentrate or think clearly enough to read. So I put it back on the shelf.

>> No.14017322

>>14017256
>You can smoke weed and write an interesting story, but none of that will describe the human conditiona any better than the most boring book written by a sober guy.
Again, that just sounds like a projection from a person who acts like a retard because they smoked some weed. There's nothing about it that entails what you describe and you repeat that point thinking saying it twice will make it true. For non retards, weed either loses or heightens the inner voice, both conditions leading to "different" ideas that wouldn't emerge in a sober state. There are plenty plenty plenty of books that describes the human condition well and what written or come up with under the influence of a drug. Also, literally everything a human does is part of the human condition, where TF are you getting your bullshit from. Maybe weed doesn't work for you, ok, but your experience is not the end all of it. I can't write when I'm drunk because I can't think straight and am sloppy, however I'm not a retard and enjoy many books written by drunks

>> No.14017358

Sex isn't really fulfilling. Maybe it would be if you love whoever you are fucking, but I have never found myself in that position. All I know is one night stands, fuckbuddies and hookers aren't worth it.
And if literature is cope for this lonely feeling, I will fucking cope.

>> No.14018597

WHATS WITH ALL THESE FUCKING NORMIE CUNTS

>> No.14018599

>>14017065
That's your fault for sleeping with a pleb.

>> No.14018604

>>14016587
screw you, boomer.

>> No.14018619

>>14016587
Projection
I only started appreciating literature more after I lost my virginity
Yesterday I read a novella then had sex with a milf
>>14017099
If you have to pay a prostitute then you’re still an incel

>> No.14019399

>>14017172
Therein lies your error.

>> No.14019417

>>14016587
I am an accelerationist that constantly fucks traps and girls.

Yeah I think I am based

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14019473

>>14019417
kys

>> No.14019511

>>14019473
I want to cum on Nyx legs!

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14019512

>>14016816
>my SO

>> No.14019562
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14019562

>>14019511
rude

>> No.14019573

>>14017099
Of course, but I don’t want to lower my standards so I will wait until I can meet them. If that never happens, oh well.

>> No.14019587

>>14017322
Weed boosts my creativity greatly. It makes me come up with more ideas. It does seem to make me more open minded as well so I may draw more connections that I typically wouldn’t draw sober. This can be good or dangerous intellectually of course.

>> No.14019713

>>14016816
>Not a virgin, my SO and I read to each other couple days each week.
based
>Reading is unironically better than sex anyway desu.
cringe

>> No.14019873

>>14016587
You can't tell me what to do.

>> No.14019882

>>14016816
My mum used to do that for me, and now my gf does it. It's very lovely.

She reads for me, then we discuss what she read together. I'm ok with life right now.

>> No.14019923

>>14017318
You fucking faggot
At least 2 women have felt the way you described about me and I'm the same as you.
GET FUCKING READING
NOW

>> No.14019930
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14019930

Sage

>> No.14019981

>>14019923
What the fuck are you going on about?

>> No.14019990

I've had sex 3 times with the same girl
That's all