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Books on converting my slutty oneitis to a chaste tradcath larper?

>> No.14010107

>>14010088
Let her rot and save your soul instead.

>> No.14010317

I tried going to a Catholic church but get this: the priest was fat! I refuse to be instructed by someone who, by outward appearances, has literally zero control over his own life or desires.

>> No.14010326

>>14010088
Have you tried talking to her first? Given that your refer to her using the name of a nonexistent internet disease I somehow doubt it.

>> No.14010331

>>14010317
I tried explaining this to my Dad about a new pastor of his once.

>> No.14010418

>>14010088
you can't make a ho a housewife

>> No.14010421

>>14010088
this is why people hate christians

>> No.14010432

>>14010421
>this is why people hate christians
I hope you know that despite you hating Christians, we love you and God loves you.

>> No.14010438

>>14010432
Based.

>>14010418
Wrong. Enjoy your ugly, overlooked, and frigid wife

>> No.14010448

chesterton collection

>> No.14010475

>>14010088
id like to know this as well
>>14010418
cringe
>>14010421
its interesting when people cry about christians being bigoted and hating others
umm. no, we love everyone, we just want to brainwash you to be like us, if we did hate you for real we wouldnt want you to join our team

>> No.14010690

>>14010418
based

>> No.14010834

>>14010438
>Wrong. Enjoy your ugly, overlooked, and frigid wife
That's correct. As a sensible, well-adjusted man in 2019 I recognize that every woman is either a bombshell sexual libertine or a frigid, unattractive harridan.

>> No.14010859

>>14010331
How did it go?

>> No.14010864

>>14010834
some of the harridans are attractive

>> No.14010870

>>14010864
and some of the libertines are not

>> No.14010874

>>14010859
Dad kept going to that church. I never went. Eventually the pastor left over some disagreements. I kept tabs on him for awhile. He ended up getting arrested for child endangerment. Something about foster kids I think.

>> No.14010979

>>14010317
Do you think the athletically built ones aren't struggling with a different vice than eating? At least you can look at a fat priest and know what he's struggling with.

>> No.14011004

>>14010418
>based fatlip

>> No.14011009

>>14010317
I distrust priests who aren’t fat or ascetically thin. If he’s fat, I think it’s his one vice. If he’s thin I think he is rigorous in all aspects of his life.

>> No.14011063

>>14011004
But Fatlip is the type to try to make a ho a housewife

>> No.14011272

>>14010088
have her donate all her money to the trad youtube boomer brigade

>> No.14011282

>>14010317
in an old Spanish folk tale the fat priest was possessed by Satan

>> No.14011469

Merton, Seven-Storey Mountain

Vanauken, A Severe Mercy

>> No.14011611

The confessions?

>> No.14011643

>>14010088
>Guys, I want some water
>How do I convert this antifreeze into water?

>> No.14012182

>>14011282
based

>>14010979
everyone has struggles but to display your failures outwardly? it's mad.

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>>14010088
NGH but sounds like fodder for some top-notch erotic fan fiction

>>14010317
You sound like Portnoy trying to convert so he can hit on Italian babes, then getting scared off by a painting of Jesus in what looks like a Victoria's Secret negligée

>> No.14013124

Why? Why her? Why can't you just find an already good girl. It doesn't have to be this girl you're infatuated with.

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>> No.14014050

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