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14009801

Anonymous Thu Oct 17 16:33:20 2019 No.14009801 [Reply] [Original]

What if I hire an escort to greet me when I get home from work? What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 17 16:34:11 2019 No.14009806 >>14009801 You're doing it wrong. You hire an escort to take to your workplace's christmas party.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 17 16:50:41 2019 No.14009897 >>14009801 >not hiring an escort just so she pretends to wake up next to you every morning and give you a kiss while the sunlight gets reflected upon her pupils full of life. Pleb